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Most romantic thing a woman has ever said to you?

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They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
"I want an open relationship"
election fraud
  09/18/24
"put a baby in me"
hank_scorpio
  09/18/24
Not sexual but romantic, expressing genuine emotional love
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
I think this qualifies
hank_scorpio
  09/18/24
No it would be romantic if she said something like "I w...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
well there is broader context
hank_scorpio
  09/18/24
Spill it
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
given that, the comment was intended in the purest way possi...
hank_scorpio
  09/18/24
...
Kenneth Play
  09/18/24
Many women on first dates have said "I look like a mode...
just be racist
  09/18/24
Not really romantic. Doesn't express genuine love for you.
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
I've never felt romance from women
just be racist
  09/18/24
Sorry mate. Many broads have caught the feels for me. I gues...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
That's trickery Women are unable to know love or romance ...
just be racist
  09/18/24
Women can be really hung up on a guy and do crazy shit for h...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
That's height lust
just be racist
  09/18/24
...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
...
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
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Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts
  09/18/24
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  09/18/24
I had the same experience with the only gf I ever had- she s...
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
...
Cupid Stunt
  09/18/24
“I love you”
Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts
  09/18/24
In the ballpark for sure. Usually they have caught the feels...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
"because fuck the patriarchy, you know?"
zarathustra
  09/18/24
saying my name breathily during sex
tim heidegger
  09/18/24
Sexual stuff doesn't count. Has to be a proclamation of emot...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
sounds like you've never Made Love
tim heidegger
  09/18/24
Hottest shit a woman has said during sex is a different thre...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
again, sounds like you've never Made Love
tim heidegger
  09/18/24
6 days and twice on Sunday bet yo bitchass I did
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
THREAD LOCKED for being boring.
,.,,,,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.
  09/18/24
It's unique just a lot of unromanticmos ITT. Shows a lot her...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
"X, your name is written all over my heart. Sometimes I...
Fuck XII
  09/18/24
180 finally a good answer. Can say the most romantic wome...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
Also "No condoms baby, my pussy is your home and I want...
Fuck XII
  09/18/24
Now that's just funny
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
Yeah funniest girl I've ever met.
Fuck XII
  09/18/24
Did she get murdered
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
No but I know that she's bitter and unfulfilled and will be ...
Fuck XII
  09/18/24
Get her in touch with me. I'll give her a baby (already done...
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
...
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
What's her backstory
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
...
Fuck XII
  09/18/24
"now it's your turn" after she had finished with o...
but at what cost
  09/18/24
...
sealclubber
  09/18/24
...
ADVANCED darkness
  09/18/24
*gesturing at the bull*
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband
  09/18/24
...
election fraud
  09/18/24
I'm gay
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
"My cock is bigger than yours"
AZNgirl Buying Dad Pager from 'Goldberg Tech LLC'
  09/18/24
", now stop crying and take off your diaper faggot"...
election fraud
  09/18/24
ran here
NPC ThingDoer Poontang
  09/18/24
...
puff daddy
  09/18/24
Ok I had a gf who used to say "I love you to sodding pi...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
...
A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird
  09/18/24
“You make every day easier and better” &ldquo...
'"'''"'''""""
  09/18/24
I had a bitch tell me that her life didn't make any sense wi...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
"I'll fuck you'til you love me" and "It...
Fucking Fuckface
  09/18/24
Let’s go to the bathroom, I’ll suck your dick.
retard in a leotard
  09/18/24
actual romance? i asked my hs organic gf who her best fri...
718-662-5970
  09/18/24
Is your current wife better than this girl? Because LJL if n...
MASE
  09/18/24
*current ex-wife and ljl, fma
718-662-5970
  09/18/24
This is why you can’t give your heart to too many peop...
MASE
  09/18/24
indisputable that the most fatal mistake of my life was comp...
718-662-5970
  09/18/24
I would agree with this if I hadn't met my wife in college, ...
MASE
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
180, :|
Kenneth Play
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
LOL
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
“Why don’t you relax, I’ll handle it.&rdqu...
'''''"""'"'''
  09/18/24
!
Kenneth Play
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
...
patient x
  09/18/24
Flame
A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird
  09/18/24
women aren't romantic. they have bursts of emotion
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  09/18/24
"I do."
Live Free or Die.
  09/18/24
"I'm trans"
animeboi
  09/18/24
You look 40 years old You look homeless This was my moth...
angry at fantasy tv programs
  09/18/24
theyve all been on birth control for 15-50 years. theres no ...
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/18/24
Found out hs gf had been practicing signing "Mrs avocat...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  09/18/24
I'll grant it. This is typical of hs gfs. Fantasizing abo...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
...
Kenneth Play
  09/18/24
...
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
“Damn, you hung like a brotha” 😍😍
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband
  09/18/24
You should be in jail for preying upon 70 IQs
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
His kids are that dumb?
Gay Grandpa
  09/18/24
they're probably 90 IQ because of his 110 and moms 70 his...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
"it's ok. practically everyone has hpv these days anyw...
Fratty
  09/18/24
you’re short, ugly, and have a small dick
https://www.bibleref.com/Romans/8/Romans-8-3.html
  09/18/24
'I can't live without you.' 'Wow that's nice of you to say.'...
gibberish (?)
  09/18/24
tp
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
“I brought you up at my rape club meeting the other we...
penis capitalism
  09/18/24
...
Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts
  09/18/24
"Everyone agreed that you were the most exciting rapist...
Pumonymous
  09/18/24
"Suck it sissy boy! Suck it long and suck it hard!"...
NPC ThingDoer Poontang
  09/18/24
It’s funny because all the romantic stuff I thought I ...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  09/18/24
“I’m a big fan of your online poasting.”
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
"yes ok" *looks forlornly out the window*
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/18/24
"I think I'm ready to settle." "You mean set...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
  09/18/24
Fuck me like you paid for it
A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird
  09/18/24
lex absent frmo this thread
AutoArbitrage
  09/18/24
one time when i went to leave, lynn looked at me with anime ...
lex
  09/18/24
is lynn your mom's name?
AutoArbitrage
  09/18/24
My mom doesn’t know what animes is. Nor sweetness.
lex
  09/18/24
In folklore, a crone is an old woman who may be characterize...
AutoArbitrage
  09/18/24
this is my mother poast: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php...
lex
  09/18/24
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banshee https://en.wikipedia....
AutoArbitrage
  09/18/24
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school
Karlstack (Retired)
  09/18/24
wasn't anything she said. it was a way she looked at me once...
askav
  09/18/24
True story I had a gf once where I wasn't really in love. Fe...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
i hope you skipped the gym today
Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees
  09/18/24
“Don’t wash your dick.”
'''''"""'"'''
  09/18/24
"I think you're my person"
dj clue
  09/18/24
atd
AutoArbitrage
  09/18/24
...
They're Eating The Dogs
  09/18/24
“give me the pussy bro”
Here's the thing about Tortas
  09/18/24
Really wish I hadn’t laughed at this, but here we are
Sealhenry Samuel
  09/18/24
The correct answer is literally just glorp glorp and maybe h...
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  09/18/24


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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102406)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: election fraud

"I want an open relationship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102489)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

"put a baby in me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102412)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Not sexual but romantic, expressing genuine emotional love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102415)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I think this qualifies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102437)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

No it would be romantic if she said something like "I want to have your baby so we would be connected forever" something that shows she cares about you specially and not just being in heat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102446)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

well there is broader context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Spill it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102461)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

given that, the comment was intended in the purest way possible, not just random dirty talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102468)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104370)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: just be racist

Many women on first dates have said "I look like a model" find it weird it's been said so many times

Those same women all refused to block their exes while we were dating and all instantly blocked me on everything the second we broke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102417)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Not really romantic. Doesn't express genuine love for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102419)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: just be racist

I've never felt romance from women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102425)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Sorry mate. Many broads have caught the feels for me. I guess I'm lucky in love. But in a way I'm unlucky that it never lasts. They always fall out of love with me on a long enough time span. (Max 4 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102429)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: just be racist

That's trickery

Women are unable to know love or romance

Had you died the next day she'd have found another guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102442)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Women can be really hung up on a guy and do crazy shit for him indefinitely in some cases. I wouldn't equate it to the type of love and devotion a man feels because we are superior beings but a woman can ostensibly lose her mind over a dude to the point where no other dudes exist to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102454)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: just be racist

That's height lust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102455)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102459)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102470)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102505)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103179)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

I had the same experience with the only gf I ever had- she shit all over me with the contact with ex.

To be fair I stole her from him. He was a major weed grower in Humboldt County and I fucked her in the house he was paying for. Fuck that piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102426)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 AM
Author: Cupid Stunt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102551)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts

“I love you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102422)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

In the ballpark for sure. Usually they have caught the feels by the point they start saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102423)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: zarathustra

"because fuck the patriarchy, you know?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102427)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: tim heidegger

saying my name breathily during sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102431)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Sexual stuff doesn't count. Has to be a proclamation of emotional attachment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102435)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: tim heidegger

sounds like you've never Made Love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102436)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Hottest shit a woman has said during sex is a different thread bud. But it feels like a rehash this OP is more original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102441)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: tim heidegger

again, sounds like you've never Made Love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102450)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

6 days and twice on Sunday bet yo bitchass I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102457)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: ,.,,,,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.


THREAD LOCKED for being boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:39 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

It's unique just a lot of unromanticmos ITT. Shows a lot here that most guys equate sex and love. Very telling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102463)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Fuck XII (155 LSAT UC Merced graduate )

"X, your name is written all over my heart. Sometimes I don't even know how this happened the way it did, but X, you're the love of my life." She turned out to be an unhinged narcissist but some of the sweet stuff she said still rings in my mind years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102465)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

180 finally a good answer.

Can say the most romantic women in my life turned out to be pretty insane and self centered too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102473)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: Fuck XII (155 LSAT UC Merced graduate )

Also "No condoms baby, my pussy is your home and I want you to come home"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102474)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Now that's just funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102477)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Fuck XII (155 LSAT UC Merced graduate )

Yeah funniest girl I've ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102479)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Did she get murdered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102481)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:56 AM
Author: Fuck XII (155 LSAT UC Merced graduate )

No but I know that she's bitter and unfulfilled and will be no babby for life soon. She has the most fucked up backstory I've ever heard so it sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102498)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Get her in touch with me. I'll give her a baby (already done it to 2 women).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102500)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

What's her backstory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102504)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Fuck XII (155 LSAT UC Merced graduate )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102540)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: but at what cost

"now it's your turn" after she had finished with our bull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102484)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: ADVANCED darkness (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102487)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

*gesturing at the bull*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103385)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: election fraud



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48105239)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102492)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102563)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: AZNgirl Buying Dad Pager from 'Goldberg Tech LLC'

"My cock is bigger than yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102507)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: election fraud

", now stop crying and take off your diaper faggot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102513)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: NPC ThingDoer Poontang

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104318)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: puff daddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102515)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:09 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

Ok I had a gf who used to say "I love you to sodding pieces" not sure what she meant she was from a place called Ireland and she left me for one of my friends but it seemed heckin sweet at the time. She really knew how to spin a good yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102518)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106795)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:33 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""

“You make every day easier and better”

“I’d marry you right now”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

I had a bitch tell me that her life didn't make any sense without me like I was some kind of code that unlocked the meaning to her life. She's now engaged to my cousin lmao wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102544)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 7:21 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

"I'll fuck you'til you love me"

and

"It's spinal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102738)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: retard in a leotard

Let’s go to the bathroom, I’ll suck your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48102752)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

actual romance?

i asked my hs organic gf who her best friend was, because I was wondering if she liked girl 1 vs. girl 2 more.

without a pause, like it was a silly question, she said, "you obviously".

I left this girl to attend what i thought was a prestigious college far away and majored in philosophy and am now a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103189)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: MASE

Is your current wife better than this girl? Because LJL if not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103202)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

*current ex-wife

and ljl, fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103219)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: MASE

This is why you can’t give your heart to too many people. Even if it works out in the end, you’ll always wonder what if.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103223)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

indisputable that the most fatal mistake of my life was completely uprooting self from hometown, father's business, hs girlfriend, and all sense of belonging to "go to college"

i suspect this is true for 99% of college-goers.

maybe a few true scholars should go off into the ivory tower, but if most relatively smart people started working in the bakery, the auto parts store, the stereo equipment company, etc, and married their hs girlfriend and started having kids by 22 -- imagine the glory this country would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103261)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: MASE

I would agree with this if I hadn't met my wife in college, who is lovely. By all other accounts, I feel similarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103287)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104246)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104243)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

180, :|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104388)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48105220)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103204)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: '''''"""'"'''

“Why don’t you relax, I’ll handle it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103193)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104391)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48105224)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: patient x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104492)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106796)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

women aren't romantic. they have bursts of emotion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103209)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Live Free or Die.

"I do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103211)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

"I'm trans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103224)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: angry at fantasy tv programs

You look 40 years old

You look homeless

This was my mother

I was 20 + Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103227)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

theyve all been on birth control for 15-50 years. theres no romance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103234)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

Found out hs gf had been practicing signing "Mrs avocat" in her school notebooks and, in fact, it had become a running joke with her friends to tease her about this

Doesn't technically fit within the confines of the op I guess but such a sweet memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103251)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

I'll grant it.

This is typical of hs gfs. Fantasizing about marrying u is 180.

Also had gf who used to write "I love you" on my calendar and I would just randomly find these little notes from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103306)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48105225)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104392)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104472)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

“Damn, you hung like a brotha” 😍😍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103379)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:21 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

You should be in jail for preying upon 70 IQs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103511)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

His kids are that dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103527)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

they're probably 90 IQ because of his 110 and moms 70

his son made it into Amherst as a diversity admit so I'm assuming 1030 SAT (99 percentile for blacks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103830)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Fratty

"it's ok. practically everyone has hpv these days anyway"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103534)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: https://www.bibleref.com/Romans/8/Romans-8-3.html


you’re short, ugly, and have a small dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48103659)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

'I can't live without you.' 'Wow that's nice of you to say.' 'No, I'll die without you.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104255)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48105228)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: penis capitalism

“I brought you up at my rape club meeting the other week”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104272)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Person Familiar With His Internet Thoughts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104326)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Pumonymous

"Everyone agreed that you were the most exciting rapist of anyone in the club, and that's saying a lot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106420)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: NPC ThingDoer Poontang

"Suck it sissy boy! Suck it long and suck it hard!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104322)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


It’s funny because all the romantic stuff I thought I wanted from life as a teenager turned out to be extremely boring and gay like most things in this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48104489)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel

“I’m a big fan of your online poasting.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106426)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

"yes ok"

*looks forlornly out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106479)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


"I think I'm ready to settle."

"You mean settle down?"

"Uh, sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106492)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird

Fuck me like you paid for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106788)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: AutoArbitrage

lex absent frmo this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106790)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: lex

one time when i went to leave, lynn looked at me with anime eyes and made a show of pouting sweet nothings to get me to stay. does that count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106888)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: AutoArbitrage

is lynn your mom's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106889)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: lex

My mom doesn’t know what animes is. Nor sweetness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106896)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: AutoArbitrage

In folklore, a crone is an old woman who may be characterized as disagreeable, malicious, or sinister in manner, often with magical or supernatural associations that can make her either helpful or obstructive. The Crone is also an archetypal figure or a Wise Woman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106906)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: lex

this is my mother poast: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597555&forum_id=2#48106899

more recently our best exchange was:

"You needed more children. Maybe a daughter."

"That," *eyes narrow* "or no children."

she's less a crone and more... is there a name for the ladies of the wood in celtic folklore who appear young and full of laughter but become all crooked teeth and jagged daggers when they leave the fairy light?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106948)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: AutoArbitrage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banshee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106965)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Karlstack (Retired)

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106798)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: askav

wasn't anything she said. it was a way she looked at me once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106801)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs

True story I had a gf once where I wasn't really in love. Felt more like a friendship w/sex. I broke up with her and we both cried. She had a heart of gold. I eventually moved to another state and we had goodbye sex. She was very sentimental. I remember as I was about to leave we were sitting in my car and she gave me a bear hug. Squeezed the life out of me. First time in our ~2 year relationship when I felt a pang of real emotion for her. Felt sad. She was a good gal. Goodbye hug was the first time I felt that she really cared.

She ended up getting married and forming babby to the next guy after me. No regrets though we weren't a match. Not sitting here feeling like she got away. I would have been miserable. But I always remembered that bear hug. She was so sad to see me go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees

i hope you skipped the gym today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48106814)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: '''''"""'"'''

“Don’t wash your dick.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107228)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: dj clue

"I think you're my person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107177)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: AutoArbitrage

atd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107178)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107201)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Here's the thing about Tortas

“give me the pussy bro”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107229)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Sealhenry Samuel

Really wish I hadn’t laughed at this, but here we are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107241)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


The correct answer is literally just glorp glorp and maybe hawk tuah if you’re into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596857&forum_id=2Elisa#48107243)