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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
fighting rehab codepig
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
fighting rehab codepig
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
Bearded ticket booth legal warrant
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams
  07/31/13
cr
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
nighttime vivacious ape garrison
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
indecent national idea he suggested
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
chestnut voyeur principal's office
  07/31/13
no can do.
Outnumbered Alcoholic Filthpig
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
nighttime vivacious ape garrison
  07/31/13
...
blue multi-colored becky
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams
  07/31/13
tyft
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
...
tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
nofapping base
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
Lavender boyish church dog poop
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
canary filthy indirect expression
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
Navy kink-friendly chapel goyim
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
metal stage potus
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Aphrodisiac claret dingle berry hell
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
sick olive son of senegal hall
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
excitant slimy plaza
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Aphrodisiac claret dingle berry hell
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Maize roast beef
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
sick olive son of senegal hall
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
Adventurous station
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
Supple Pozpig Ceo
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
hilarious indian lodge sound barrier
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard
  07/31/13
flame
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
Shimmering vibrant stead
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
Bearded ticket booth legal warrant
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
lilac swashbuckling range circlehead
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
irradiated location associate
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
lilac swashbuckling range circlehead
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
bat-shit-crazy opaque space
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
sapphire business firm kitty cat
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
demanding whorehouse mediation
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
Bearded ticket booth legal warrant
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Doobsian out-of-control chad theatre
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
Bearded ticket booth legal warrant
  07/31/13
(atheist)
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
lolno.
fragrant up-to-no-good stain jap
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
at-the-ready autistic bawdyhouse giraffe
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
swollen idiot property
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
Adventurous station
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
fear-inspiring mauve cuckold
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
Cordovan heady shitlib
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
peach well-lubricated lodge
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
black set
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
Hairraiser pontificating institution azn
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
chestnut voyeur principal's office
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
Contagious Alcoholic Spot Boistinker
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
180 brindle toilet seat
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
Adventurous station
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
180 brindle toilet seat
  07/31/13
(normal person)
vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
180 brindle toilet seat
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
racy turquoise french chef
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
bat-shit-crazy opaque space
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
180 brindle toilet seat
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
bat-shit-crazy opaque space
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
180 brindle toilet seat
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
know-it-all theater
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
titillating patrolman
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
abusive appetizing queen of the night
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
bonkers center jew
  05/04/19
...
know-it-all theater
  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
fishy native
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: fighting rehab codepig

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: fighting rehab codepig

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth legal warrant

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: nighttime vivacious ape garrison

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: indecent national idea he suggested

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: chestnut voyeur principal's office

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Outnumbered Alcoholic Filthpig

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: nighttime vivacious ape garrison

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: blue multi-colored becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: tantric jet-lagged casino laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: nofapping base

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Lavender boyish church dog poop

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: canary filthy indirect expression

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Navy kink-friendly chapel goyim

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: metal stage potus

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac claret dingle berry hell

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: sick olive son of senegal hall

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: excitant slimy plaza

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac claret dingle berry hell

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Maize roast beef

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: sick olive son of senegal hall

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Adventurous station

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Supple Pozpig Ceo

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: hilarious indian lodge sound barrier

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lemon bateful depressive electric furnace

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant stead

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth legal warrant

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling range circlehead

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: irradiated location associate

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling range circlehead

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy opaque space

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: sapphire business firm kitty cat

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: demanding whorehouse mediation

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth legal warrant

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Doobsian out-of-control chad theatre

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth legal warrant

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good stain jap

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: at-the-ready autistic bawdyhouse giraffe

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: swollen idiot property

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Adventurous station

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring mauve cuckold

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Cordovan heady shitlib

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: peach well-lubricated lodge

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: black set

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser pontificating institution azn

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: chestnut voyeur principal's office

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Contagious Alcoholic Spot Boistinker

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: 180 brindle toilet seat

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Adventurous station

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: 180 brindle toilet seat

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: vigorous corn cake haunted graveyard

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: 180 brindle toilet seat

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: racy turquoise french chef

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy opaque space

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: 180 brindle toilet seat

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy opaque space

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: 180 brindle toilet seat

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: know-it-all theater

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: titillating patrolman

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: abusive appetizing queen of the night

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: bonkers center jew

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: know-it-all theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: fishy native

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Elisa#49577157)