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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
provocative saffron theater giraffe
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Sadistic center
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
godawful pistol
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Mentally impaired halford
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Ulysses
naked national
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
naked national
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Vibrant autistic international law enforcement agency set
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
bateful zombie-like double fault
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
bateful zombie-like double fault
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
naked national
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Dickens
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Mentally impaired halford
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
wtf
bateful zombie-like double fault
  08/27/26
Catch 22
naked national
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Orwell
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
...
Lilac mind-boggling church building
  08/27/26
...
Yapping aromatic headpube
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Vibrant autistic international law enforcement agency set
  08/28/26
...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
I really can't
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Triste!
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground
  08/27/26
oh good one
Dashing degenerate
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Lilac mind-boggling church building
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Honey-headed shaky athletic conference dilemma
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
No.
Honey-headed shaky athletic conference dilemma
  08/27/26
Dracula
Dashing degenerate
  08/28/26
Im gay
Self-centered office affirmative action
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
floppy adulterous hissy fit
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Yapping aromatic headpube
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Yellow Bat-shit-crazy Puppy Travel Guidebook
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Iridescent titillating chad
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
floppy adulterous hissy fit
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Sticky stage really tough guy
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Sticky stage really tough guy
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: provocative saffron theater giraffe

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sadistic center

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: godawful pistol

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired halford

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: naked national

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: naked national

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Vibrant autistic international law enforcement agency set

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: bateful zombie-like double fault

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: bateful zombie-like double fault

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: naked national

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired halford

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: bateful zombie-like double fault

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: naked national

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Lilac mind-boggling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Yapping aromatic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Vibrant autistic international law enforcement agency set

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle charcoal cumskin hunting ground

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Dashing degenerate

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Lilac mind-boggling church building

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed shaky athletic conference dilemma

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed shaky athletic conference dilemma

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Dashing degenerate

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Self-centered office affirmative action

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: floppy adulterous hissy fit

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Yapping aromatic headpube

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Yellow Bat-shit-crazy Puppy Travel Guidebook

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent titillating chad

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: floppy adulterous hissy fit

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Sticky stage really tough guy

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Crystalline swollen chapel mad-dog skullcap

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Sticky stage really tough guy

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Elisa#50147796)