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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Ultramarine effete deer antler indian lodge I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Claret swashbuckling state Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: thriller milky laser beams potus I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: mildly autistic boiling water dog poop Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Black azn boltzmann how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Brilliant filthy field sex offender Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: amethyst wagecucks You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Territorial Awkward Roommate the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part just jump is ALWAYS tcr
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Cowardly church blood rage now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: purple native internal respiration This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: indigo hominid lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Drab frozen digit ratio 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: vigorous cyan hairy legs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Odious house-broken tank If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Cowardly church blood rage what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Talented fear-inspiring office ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: racy factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: indigo hominid dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Odious house-broken tank His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Brilliant filthy field sex offender Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Titillating Chapel Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Titillating Chapel Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Ultramarine effete deer antler indian lodge this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: indigo hominid i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Talented fear-inspiring office absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: Domesticated azure therapy is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: bossy bronze scourge upon the earth id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: bossy bronze scourge upon the earth my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: racy factory reset button Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: bossy bronze scourge upon the earth (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Obsidian dopamine electric furnace Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Hot wine round eye area Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Territorial Awkward Roommate Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: unhinged indirect expression https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: magenta library depressive jfc, the poor parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: lascivious genital piercing hall i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: racy factory reset button I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: unhinged indirect expression Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: comical resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: lascivious genital piercing hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Khaki corner pisswyrm He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: iridescent degenerate elastic band how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Talented fear-inspiring office lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: indigo hominid it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: trip national security agency senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: racy factory reset button lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Copper stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Costumed theater stage never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Mind-boggling infuriating tattoo menage If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: garnet halford useless brakes Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Impertinent charismatic dingle berry Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: galvanic rambunctious temple https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: trip national security agency senate it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Heady lavender death wish garrison Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: racy factory reset button Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: Laughsome dragon Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: diverse jet-lagged range 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Histrionic pearl stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: trip national security agency senate yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: bateful olive associate plaza Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Khaki corner pisswyrm Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Brilliant filthy field sex offender You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Khaki corner pisswyrm Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Khaki corner pisswyrm Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: salmon drunken public bath Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: Brilliant filthy field sex offender That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: adventurous brunch mediation its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Laughsome dragon yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: at-the-ready trailer park pocket flask kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: salmon drunken public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Stirring tanning salon If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Bearded casino party of the first part wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889) |