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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Floppy impressive puppy
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
contagious kitchen
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
adventurous theater personal credit line
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Wine bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
flushed gaping
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Brass gay wizard
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
walnut talented international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
startling nibblets
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
laughsome obsidian public bath
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
abusive bistre location
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
heady orchestra pit
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Charismatic lodge
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Galvanic Shitlib Sex Offender
  06/30/25
cr
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
laughsome obsidian public bath
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Carmine Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
heady orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Galvanic Shitlib Sex Offender
  06/30/25
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Trip fanboi
  07/01/25
*bussy
filthy hairraiser gas station
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Brass gay wizard
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
ruby duck-like generalized bond jew
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
green coldplay fan
  06/30/25
fuck
glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
ruby duck-like generalized bond jew
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Floppy impressive puppy
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Carmine Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling gaming laptop abode
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Histrionic bearded volcanic crater rehab
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
electric amber blood rage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Silver senate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
hairless ladyboy windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
bonkers multi-billionaire hell
  06/30/25
tcr
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
just jump
exciting drab double fault kitty cat
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
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Excitant Den
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo
  06/30/25
wow
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Orange soul-stirring pit
  06/30/25
JFC man
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
startling nibblets
  06/30/25
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exciting drab double fault kitty cat
  06/30/25
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glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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heady orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Curious principal's office
  06/30/25
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Low-t maize locus legend
  06/30/25
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hairless ladyboy windowlicker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
bonkers multi-billionaire hell
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Histrionic bearded volcanic crater rehab
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly Olive State
  07/01/25
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Trip fanboi
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Razzle-dazzle mewling shrine
  07/01/25
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Passionate Purple Dilemma
  07/01/25
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adventurous theater personal credit line
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
flushed gaping
  06/30/25
bro
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
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bonkers multi-billionaire hell
  06/30/25
lol
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
...
Razzle factory reset button
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
henna main people casino
  06/30/25
jfc
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
laughsome obsidian public bath
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Curious principal's office
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Low-t maize locus legend
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
henna main people casino
  07/01/25
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electric amber blood rage
  07/01/25
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Low-t maize locus legend
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Passionate Purple Dilemma
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Irradiated ruddy sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Carmine Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
glittery mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/01/25
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Canary disgusting base
  07/01/25
lol
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
...
exciting drab double fault kitty cat
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Scarlet tattoo
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Appetizing Lay Potus
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
bat shit crazy impertinent cumskin famous landscape painting
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Medicated French Rigpig Alpha
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
violent indian lodge turdskin
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Canary disgusting base
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bateful buff national pocket flask
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Trip fanboi
  07/01/25
😟
Lilac provocative stain
  07/01/25
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blathering shimmering gunner brunch
  07/01/25
holy shit
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Canary disgusting base
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cerebral market
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Passionate Purple Dilemma
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Brass gay wizard
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Passionate Purple Dilemma
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Passionate Purple Dilemma
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Brass gay wizard
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
aphrodisiac topaz prole theatre
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Trip fanboi
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bright sanctuary idiot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/06/25
...
Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Claret exhilarant dragon
  07/06/25
...
Low-t maize locus legend
  07/06/25
lol
Crimson Becky Stage
  07/07/25
wow
jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Floppy impressive puppy

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: contagious kitchen

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: adventurous theater personal credit line

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Wine bawdyhouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: flushed gaping

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: walnut talented international law enforcement agency

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: startling nibblets

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: laughsome obsidian public bath

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: abusive bistre location

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Charismatic lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Shitlib Sex Offender

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome obsidian public bath

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Carmine Sweet Tailpipe

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Shitlib Sex Offender

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: filthy hairraiser gas station

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ruby duck-like generalized bond jew

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: green coldplay fan

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: ruby duck-like generalized bond jew

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Floppy impressive puppy

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Carmine Sweet Tailpipe

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling gaming laptop abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Histrionic bearded volcanic crater rehab

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: electric amber blood rage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: aqua stirring friendly grandma garrison

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Silver senate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: hairless ladyboy windowlicker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire hell

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: exciting drab double fault kitty cat

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Excitant Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Orange soul-stirring pit

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: startling nibblets

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exciting drab double fault kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Curious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Low-t maize locus legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: hairless ladyboy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire hell

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Histrionic bearded volcanic crater rehab

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Olive State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: motley university karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mewling shrine

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: adventurous theater personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: flushed gaping

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bonkers multi-billionaire hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: henna main people casino

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: laughsome obsidian public bath

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Curious principal's office

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Low-t maize locus legend

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: henna main people casino

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: electric amber blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Low-t maize locus legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Dilemma

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated ruddy sneaky criminal

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Carmine Sweet Tailpipe

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: glittery mad cow disease

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Canary disgusting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: exciting drab double fault kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Scarlet tattoo

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Lay Potus

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bat shit crazy impertinent cumskin famous landscape painting

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Medicated French Rigpig Alpha

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: violent indian lodge turdskin

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Canary disgusting base

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bateful buff national pocket flask

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Trip fanboi

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lilac provocative stain

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: blathering shimmering gunner brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Canary disgusting base

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cerebral market

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Dilemma

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Passionate Purple Dilemma

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Passionate Purple Dilemma

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Brass gay wizard

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac topaz prole theatre

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Trip fanboi

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bright sanctuary idiot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Titillating well-lubricated locale water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant dragon

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Low-t maize locus legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Crimson Becky Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged dull keepsake machete resort

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)