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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
710K
Dead meetinghouse
  12/18/25
lawyer?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
yea
Dead meetinghouse
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
red demanding masturbator alpha
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary
  12/18/25
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azure voyeur
  12/18/25
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Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
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galvanic ruddy lay place of business
  12/19/25
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translucent offensive immigrant stage
  12/19/25
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180 fuchsia ceo
  12/20/25
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Carmine learning disabled principal's office
  12/21/25
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violent racy feces
  12/21/25
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walnut concupiscible public bath
  12/21/25
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plum field marketing idea
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Aromatic regret stead
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Aromatic regret stead
  12/18/25
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Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
shimmering menage
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
unholy temple
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
shimmering menage
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
claret stimulating forum
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
shimmering menage
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Vigorous Box Office
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Vigorous Box Office
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Vigorous Box Office
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression
  12/18/25
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Dead meetinghouse
  12/18/25
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comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/19/25
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shivering mind-boggling school cafeteria striped hyena
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
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Pale party of the first part
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
zippy pit
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Vigorous Box Office
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
zippy pit
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Laughsome Mint Hell Tank
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
zippy pit
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
maize piazza
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Motley tattoo personal credit line
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Boyish garrison useless brakes
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Medicated brunch elastic band
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
bateful locale half-breed
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
citrine supple native
  12/18/25
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splenetic quadroon
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
zippy pit
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
I am atty.
zippy pit
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
dashing mother dopamine
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Vigorous Box Office
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
drab charismatic den sandwich
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
drab charismatic den sandwich
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
multi-colored incel
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
drab charismatic den sandwich
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Thriller national
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Thriller national
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
zippy pit
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Thriller national
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
zippy pit
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
silver round eye sex offender
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Carmine learning disabled principal's office
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
zippy pit
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Khaki shitlib digit ratio
  12/22/25
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Khaki shitlib digit ratio
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Khaki shitlib digit ratio
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Thriller national
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
splenetic quadroon
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression
  12/18/25
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translucent offensive immigrant stage
  12/19/25
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Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
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Khaki shitlib digit ratio
  12/22/25
not enough.
comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/18/25
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useless library
  12/20/25
little under $6M
henna corner headpube
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Vigorous Box Office
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary
  12/18/25
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Histrionic nighttime rigpig
  12/18/25
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Boyish garrison useless brakes
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
henna corner headpube
  12/19/25
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arousing coral chapel telephone
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Disturbing burgundy institution new version
  12/18/25
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azure voyeur
  12/18/25
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comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/18/25
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Aphrodisiac Misanthropic Bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
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walnut concupiscible public bath
  12/21/25
-$184K
Fragrant address
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
emerald bearded boistinker
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
cerebral stain
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
galvanic ruddy lay place of business
  12/19/25
low-200s
provocative nudist friendly grandma
  12/18/25
0
marvelous location
  12/18/25
like 2 million
erotic razzmatazz mediation step-uncle's house
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Duck-like underhanded point
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
talented insanely creepy spot
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Massive White Space
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
talented insanely creepy spot
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
plum field marketing idea
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Massive White Space
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Medicated brunch elastic band
  12/19/25
thank you
Massive White Space
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Kink-friendly Odious Goyim Hissy Fit
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Honey-headed gas station
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
iridescent kitchen scourge upon the earth
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Brass well-lubricated son of senegal
  12/19/25
what happened
galvanic ruddy lay place of business
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Brass well-lubricated son of senegal
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
translucent offensive immigrant stage
  12/19/25
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dashing mother dopamine
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
big stag film halford
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Pale party of the first part
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
twisted area dog poop
  12/20/25
~$900k
Motley tattoo personal credit line
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Sable Cowardly Plaza
  12/19/25
Wow.
useless library
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Sable Cowardly Plaza
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Sable Cowardly Plaza
  12/19/25
lol
Lascivious Athletic Conference Cuck
  12/19/25
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comical aquamarine church building main people
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Medicated brunch elastic band
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
grizzly razzle stock car
  12/19/25
...
Medicated brunch elastic band
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
multi-colored incel
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
startling hairraiser cumskin
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
grizzly razzle stock car
  12/21/25
You sound poor
plum field marketing idea
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Aphrodisiac Misanthropic Bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Appetizing black woman station
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Excitant autistic business firm
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Appetizing black woman station
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
talented insanely creepy spot
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Appetizing black woman station
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Dead meetinghouse
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Khaki shitlib digit ratio
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Appetizing black woman station
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
henna corner headpube
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Excitant autistic business firm
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
useless library
  12/20/25
...
dashing mother dopamine
  12/20/25
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Dead meetinghouse
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
180 fuchsia ceo
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Duck-like underhanded point
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Obsidian Bonkers Resort
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Obsidian Bonkers Resort
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Obsidian Bonkers Resort
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
insecure lodge
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
dashing mother dopamine
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
zippy pit
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug
  12/21/25
...
zippy pit
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Laughsome Mint Hell Tank
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
indecent roommate dysfunction
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
zippy pit
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
zippy pit
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
dashing mother dopamine
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
dashing mother dopamine
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
dashing mother dopamine
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
dashing mother dopamine
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
dashing mother dopamine
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
yellow bearded dilemma
  12/21/25
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violent racy feces
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Glittery hideous depressive
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Brindle pervert theater stage
  12/21/25
180 last note
Thriller national
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
insecure lodge
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
zippy pit
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
silver round eye sex offender
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
unholy temple
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
insecure lodge
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
ruby heaven turdskin
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
light diverse gunner senate
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
walnut concupiscible public bath
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Dead meetinghouse
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
ruby heaven turdskin
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
useless library
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Dead meetinghouse
  12/23/25
cap gains
multi-colored incel
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Dead meetinghouse
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
useless library
  12/25/25
~$500k
indecent roommate dysfunction
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519900)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

710K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519904)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: red demanding masturbator alpha

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: azure voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy lay place of business



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: translucent offensive immigrant stage



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia ceo



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled principal's office



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: violent racy feces



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: walnut concupiscible public bath



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: plum field marketing idea



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Aromatic regret stead

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Aromatic regret stead

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: shimmering menage

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: unholy temple

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: shimmering menage

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: claret stimulating forum

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: shimmering menage

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: shivering mind-boggling school cafeteria striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Pale party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: zippy pit

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: zippy pit

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Mint Hell Tank

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: zippy pit

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: maize piazza

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Motley tattoo personal credit line

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Boyish garrison useless brakes

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Medicated brunch elastic band

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: bateful locale half-breed

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: citrine supple native

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: splenetic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: zippy pit

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: zippy pit

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: drab charismatic den sandwich

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: drab charismatic den sandwich

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: multi-colored incel

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: drab charismatic den sandwich

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Thriller national

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Thriller national

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: zippy pit

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Thriller national

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: zippy pit

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Carmine learning disabled principal's office

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: zippy pit

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib digit ratio

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib digit ratio

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Thriller national

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: splenetic quadroon

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: maroon nofapping ticket booth indirect expression

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: translucent offensive immigrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: useless library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: henna corner headpube

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Box Office

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Spectacular philosopher-king sanctuary

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Histrionic nighttime rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Boyish garrison useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: henna corner headpube

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: arousing coral chapel telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Disturbing burgundy institution new version

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: azure voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misanthropic Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: walnut concupiscible public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fragrant address

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: emerald bearded boistinker

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cerebral stain

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy lay place of business

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: provocative nudist friendly grandma

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: marvelous location

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: erotic razzmatazz mediation step-uncle's house

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Duck-like underhanded point

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: talented insanely creepy spot

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Massive White Space

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: talented insanely creepy spot

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: plum field marketing idea

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Massive White Space

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Medicated brunch elastic band

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Massive White Space

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Odious Goyim Hissy Fit

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed gas station

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: iridescent kitchen scourge upon the earth

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Brass well-lubricated son of senegal

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy lay place of business

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Brass well-lubricated son of senegal

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: translucent offensive immigrant stage

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: big stag film halford

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Pale party of the first part

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: twisted area dog poop

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Motley tattoo personal credit line

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Sable Cowardly Plaza

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: useless library

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Sable Cowardly Plaza

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Sable Cowardly Plaza

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: comical aquamarine church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Medicated brunch elastic band

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: grizzly razzle stock car

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Medicated brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: multi-colored incel

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: startling hairraiser cumskin

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: grizzly razzle stock car

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: plum field marketing idea

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misanthropic Bawdyhouse

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Appetizing black woman station

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Excitant autistic business firm

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Appetizing black woman station

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: talented insanely creepy spot

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Appetizing black woman station

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib digit ratio

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Appetizing black woman station

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: henna corner headpube

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Excitant autistic business firm

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: useless library

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: 180 fuchsia ceo

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Duck-like underhanded point

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Obsidian Bonkers Resort

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Obsidian Bonkers Resort

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Obsidian Bonkers Resort

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: insecure lodge

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: zippy pit

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Crimson stirring locus antidepressant drug

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: zippy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Mint Hell Tank

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: indecent roommate dysfunction

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: zippy pit

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: zippy pit

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: dashing mother dopamine

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: yellow bearded dilemma

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: violent racy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Glittery hideous depressive

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Brindle pervert theater stage

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Thriller national

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: insecure lodge

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: zippy pit

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: silver round eye sex offender

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: unholy temple

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: insecure lodge

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: ruby heaven turdskin

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: light diverse gunner senate

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: walnut concupiscible public bath

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged maniacal private investor tanning salon

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: ruby heaven turdskin

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: useless library

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: multi-colored incel

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: useless library

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: indecent roommate dysfunction

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49538879)