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Evan39: Do You see? (Mainlining's Machine)
| Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e | 09/21/24 |
| https://www.bibleref.com/Romans/8/Romans-8-3.html | 09/21/24 |
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| maine is 180 | 09/21/24 |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:18 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) [Scene: Evan39 is tied up in a wheelchair, with Mainlining (as Francis Dolarhyde) pacing around him. Mainlining is showing metaphorical images of his "great becoming" on a screen—snapshots of high LSAT scores, BigLaw success, and a world beyond the mundane grocery store existence. Mainlining flicks a lighter, the flame casting ominous shadows.]
Mainlining: [Gesturing towards the screen] "Do you see now, Evan? Do you see what’s possible?"
Evan39: [Squinting at the screen, rolling his eyes] "What? Some fancy LSAT scores and dudes in suits? Yeah, I see that every day at work, right before they ask me where the organic hummus is."
Mainlining: [Impatiently] "You’re still not getting it. This is about more than groceries and your daily gripes about $eattle. You are privy to a great becoming, and all you can focus on is frozen peas? Look closer. Do you see it?"
[Mainlining flips through more images, one showing a BigLaw partner vacationing on a yacht, another with someone holding a “180” LSAT score.]
Evan39: [Deadpan] "Yeah, I see it alright. Looks a lot like LinkedIn posts from people I unfollowed."
[Mainlining, growing frustrated, flicks the lighter and sets the back of Evan39’s wheelchair on fire.]
Mainlining: "If you won’t see with your eyes, then maybe you’ll understand… as you burn."
[Flames spread, and Evan39 frantically struggles.]
Evan39: "How date you! What is wrong with you?! This your idea of a motivational seminar? You’ve totally lost it!"
Mainlining: [Calmly, as the fire intensifies] "One day, you will thank me, Evan. But for now… burn."
[The flames engulf Evan39, but the wheelchair suddenly breaks free, rolling towards the street. Evan39, now fully ablaze, flies out of Mainlining’s grasp.]
Evan39: [Screaming as he rolls downhill] "HDY! HDY! Someone stop me! I’m not part of this 'great becoming'!"
[The wheelchair speeds down the street, onlookers shocked and confused as a flaming Evan39 rolls past them. At the bottom of the hill, he crashes into a stack of empty Amazon Prime boxes, which collapse onto him in a chaotic mess.]
Evan39: [Groaning from the wreckage] "Sure, bud, sure. I’ll definitely 'thank' you for this… once I stop smoldering."
[Mainlining watches from afar, a twisted smile on his face, as Evan39 lies in a heap of burnt cardboard.] |
Date: September 21st, 2024 7:12 AM Author: https://www.bibleref.com/Romans/8/Romans-8-3.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48116256) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 1:21 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,. Very dark and disturbing, friend. The "machine" may be our worst nightmare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117001) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 1:22 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117004) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:22 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) Friend, I instructed and programmed it specifically to love you more than almost anyone else except me and boom. So basically just one person us, have no fear. These are just fictional stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117177) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:23 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,. It has me being set on fire and killed in various gruesome ways. Each story gets worse! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117181) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) Mmmm let me look into this today friend... It is odd that you die in nearly every story, but hey in that one where me you boom and disco fries that I shared with you, I ate you, but you are grateful for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117188) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:25 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,. The machine is evil and mu$t be stopped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117189) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) Wow. Friend. Please calm down. I'm at the store right now but I'm going to come home and I'm going to see what's going on with it, I think I'll try restarting it and kicking it, it worked last time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117191) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:27 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,. May have to pull plug and bury it deep underground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117195) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2Elisa#48117198) |