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NYPoast Commentator MFEs On CSLG's Atty Fees For Starbucks Penis Case

Parrish911fla 4 hours ago Garcia's attorney knows that t...
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“The more the plaintiff wins, the lesser the cut of th...
internet g0y
  03/15/25
Fred Mertz 6 hours ago As much as I dislike their produc...
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i like the cut of fred’s jib
zarathustra
  03/15/25
Toby Flenderson 6 hours ago wedged into tray "well ...
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Gary Duncan 6 hours ago Has any guy looked at their junk...
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The nutsack expert is on point, but the others are just wron...
Hawk Taulia Tagovailoa
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disco fries' big fat nude butt
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/15/25
Starbucks should have called this guy as an expert witness
Ass Sunstein
  03/15/25


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Date: March 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
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Parrish911fla

4 hours ago

Garcia's attorney knows that the reward will be reduced; that's why he went for a high number. I just have a small hope (probably useless) that Garcia is not going to have to hand over more than the usual 33 and a third percent of the reward to the law firm.

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OMGIjustcant

3 hours ago

Actually 33 1/3%, the statutory maximum (in CT & most states) only applies to a certain amount the percentage drops based on the size of the settlement. The more the plaintiff wins, the lesser the cut of the attorney. Fees can, and usually are, a completely separate fee because they’re considered reimbursements. I have a feeling that Starbucks’s will get the judgment significantly lowered on appeal. $50 million is definitely excessive, but then again we aren’t the ones who were hurt so badly. Skin grafts are no fun, I hope the victim recovered.

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Date: March 15th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: internet g0y

“The more the plaintiff wins, the lesser the cut of the attorney.”

Lmao

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Date: March 15th, 2025 9:31 PM
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Fred Mertz

6 hours ago

As much as I dislike their products, Starbucks bears no responsibility for a clumsy customer or a jury with a wicked sense of humor. As for the ambulance chaser, he's part of the reason that there are only skid marks leading up to dead snakes on the highway. Overturned on appeal, Dollars to doughnuts.

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Date: March 15th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: zarathustra

i like the cut of fred’s jib

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Date: March 15th, 2025 9:31 PM
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Toby Flenderson

6 hours ago

wedged into tray "well enough" ---- highly subjective criteria. Appeal of course. I have no empathy for drive thru folks --- it's a higher risk way of getting your food, your choice.

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Date: March 15th, 2025 9:32 PM
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Gary Duncan

6 hours ago

Has any guy looked at their junk. It's not exactly 'pretty' to begin with. Proud maybe,but how much more can your sack look unattractive? Ijs.

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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Hawk Taulia Tagovailoa (High Constitutional Moment)

The nutsack expert is on point, but the others are just wrong.

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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:16 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:43 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: March 15th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Starbucks should have called this guy as an expert witness

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