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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: Floppy dark stage legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060010) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: slate sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Frisky Azure Turdskin Dear Jurisprudence,
How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?
Signed,
Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Useless Affirmative Action Gaping A cult?
Friend, you don't join.
You just realize you were always a member.
Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.
She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.
She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.
She said it is too late for me.
She said this is fine.
This is f- |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Floppy dark stage legal warrant have you considered being Tall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060100) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: trip hyperactive hall keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49060114) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM Author: Frisky Azure Turdskin Dear Jurisprudence,
How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.
He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.
Signed,
Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Faggot Firefighter Pervert Dear Dad,
He's old enough. Let 'er rip.
Yours truly, Jurisprudence |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Violent station wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065853) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Floppy dark stage legal warrant Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water! sincerely, |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Costumed infuriating fat ankles Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49065910) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM Author: trip hyperactive hall keepsake machete tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Elisa#49066134) |