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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/16/25 |
| razzle sanctuary | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/16/25 |
| razzle sanctuary | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Odious nibblets | 12/20/25 |
| maroon box office kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic bat-shit-crazy address | 12/19/25 |
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic bat-shit-crazy address | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| black pit twinkling uncleanness | 12/16/25 |
| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| black pit twinkling uncleanness | 12/22/25 |
| Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| bearded hall | 12/16/25 |
| flesh kink-friendly internal respiration elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| bearded hall | 12/19/25 |
| sooty charismatic toilet seat public bath | 12/20/25 |
| mind-boggling mint gaming laptop | 12/16/25 |
| racy plaza | 12/16/25 |
| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Snowy heady resort | 12/20/25 |
| Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender | 12/16/25 |
| Stubborn Hilarious People Who Are Hurt Organic Girlfriend | 12/20/25 |
| Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender | 12/23/25 |
| razzle sanctuary | 12/16/25 |
| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/21/25 |
| razzle sanctuary | 12/16/25 |
| Snowy heady resort | 12/16/25 |
| Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender | 12/19/25 |
| Snowy heady resort | 12/19/25 |
| Diverse Chartreuse Foreskin | 12/19/25 |
| Floppy Salmon Preventive Strike | 12/19/25 |
| Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface | 12/19/25 |
| canary stage | 12/19/25 |
| canary stage | 12/19/25 |
| cracking chapel | 12/19/25 |
| Floppy Salmon Preventive Strike | 12/19/25 |
| Iridescent Hunting Ground | 12/19/25 |
| black pit twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| Odious nibblets | 12/20/25 |
| wild curious trailer park national security agency | 12/22/25 |
| Mahogany Orchestra Pit Useless Brakes | 12/19/25 |
| walnut chad house | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| Snowy heady resort | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| laughsome stage giraffe | 12/20/25 |
| Vivacious Dragon | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous business firm pozpig | 12/19/25 |
| Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring Turdskin Trust Fund | 12/20/25 |
| Razzmatazz goal in life | 12/19/25 |
| flesh kink-friendly internal respiration elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant smoky dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| territorial soggy forum | 12/20/25 |
| insane ape cruise ship | 12/20/25 |
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| aromatic gay wizard stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Stirring Turdskin Trust Fund | 12/20/25 |
| brindle histrionic ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| Plum boyish church becky | 12/20/25 |
| walnut chad house | 12/20/25 |
| brindle histrionic ticket booth | 12/21/25 |
| canary stage | 12/20/25 |
| Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic bat-shit-crazy address | 12/21/25 |
| Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/22/25 |
| galvanic bat-shit-crazy address | 12/23/25 |
| Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/23/25 |
| orchid apoplectic incel lay | 12/22/25 |
| sooty charismatic toilet seat public bath | 12/22/25 |
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| hateful irradiated trump supporter macaca | 12/22/25 |
| wild curious trailer park national security agency | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: razzle sanctuary This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: razzle sanctuary My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Odious nibblets Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: maroon box office kitty cat It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy address You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy address glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: black pit twinkling uncleanness $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: black pit twinkling uncleanness thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: bearded hall $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: flesh kink-friendly internal respiration elastic band I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: bearded hall good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: sooty charismatic toilet seat public bath $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: mind-boggling mint gaming laptop six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: racy plaza 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Snowy heady resort what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Stubborn Hilarious People Who Are Hurt Organic Girlfriend me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: razzle sanctuary 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: razzle sanctuary I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Snowy heady resort mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Beady-eyed vermilion corn cake sex offender In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Snowy heady resort yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Diverse Chartreuse Foreskin Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Floppy Salmon Preventive Strike 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Glittery painfully honest theatre ratface fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: canary stage A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: canary stage OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: cracking chapel A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Floppy Salmon Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Iridescent Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: black pit twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Odious nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: wild curious trailer park national security agency Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Mahogany Orchestra Pit Useless Brakes $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: walnut chad house can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Snowy heady resort nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: laughsome stage giraffe You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Vivacious Dragon Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Adulterous business firm pozpig Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Multi-colored ivory whorehouse circlehead damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Stirring Turdskin Trust Fund Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz goal in life Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: flesh kink-friendly internal respiration elastic band 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Fragrant smoky dingle berry Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: territorial soggy forum 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: insane ape cruise ship 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Snowy heady resort 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: aromatic gay wizard stock car Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Stirring Turdskin Trust Fund 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: brindle histrionic ticket booth literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Plum boyish church becky I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: walnut chad house so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: brindle histrionic ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: canary stage 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy address how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy address 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Hyperactive Autistic Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: orchid apoplectic incel lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: sooty charismatic toilet seat public bath Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: sooty charismatic toilet seat public bath $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: hateful irradiated trump supporter macaca $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: wild curious trailer park national security agency I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530537) |