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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
Olive newt
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Olive newt
  07/09/25
Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Olive newt
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Olive newt
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
blathering mood bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
Wtf
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
vibrant resort
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Olive newt
  07/20/25
When do I start?
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Aqua lettuce parlour
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stimulating doobsian spot
  07/13/25
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/13/25
Can I jog around the parking lot?
Supple Black Woman
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Aqua lettuce parlour
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Deranged brethren
  07/13/25
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excitant orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
Very Tactful Location
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
bright juggernaut
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Very Tactful Location
  07/09/25
sign me up
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/10/25
If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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Elite piazza
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/10/25
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Translucent vengeful psychic
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
costumed frum station national security agency
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
costumed frum station national security agency
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Aqua lettuce parlour
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ttiwwop
ruby floppy dopamine garrison
  07/09/25
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Elite piazza
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
sexy telephone people who are hurt
  07/09/25
Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
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Olive newt
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shimmering point
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motley roommate
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/10/25
hehe
stimulating doobsian spot
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Silver cocky cuck shrine
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
costumed frum station national security agency
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
vibrant resort
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shimmering point
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/10/25
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge
  07/09/25
Lol
multi-colored digit ratio puppy
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Translucent vengeful psychic
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge
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shimmering point
  07/09/25
Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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Olive newt
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motley roommate
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Deranged brethren
  07/13/25
I don't see why not.
bright juggernaut
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
tan exciting home boistinker
  07/09/25
Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
flushed immigrant
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
tan exciting home boistinker
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/10/25
Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
crawly kitty
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Aqua lettuce parlour
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
galvanic high-end casino
  07/09/25
Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
flushed immigrant
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motley roommate
  07/09/25
would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
galvanic high-end casino
  07/10/25
So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Silver cocky cuck shrine
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
vibrant resort
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Silver cocky cuck shrine
  07/12/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
purple low-t church
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Olive newt
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Peach hominid den
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
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  07/10/25
Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Olive newt
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
clear big blood rage trailer park
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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Aqua lettuce parlour
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vibrant resort
  07/12/25
Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Impertinent indecent hissy fit
  07/11/25
180
Aqua lettuce parlour
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DESCRIBE the research
Translucent vengeful psychic
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Olive newt
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Amethyst Odious Nursing Home Internal Respiration
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Impertinent indecent hissy fit
  07/12/25
You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
clear big blood rage trailer park
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Impertinent indecent hissy fit
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/13/25
Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
clear big blood rage trailer park
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Cq
Aqua lettuce parlour
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
fragrant theater
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
vibrant resort
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Aqua lettuce parlour
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
clear big blood rage trailer park
  07/13/25
Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
kink-friendly autistic school
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
aphrodisiac really tough guy electric furnace
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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motley roommate
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Deranged brethren
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Deranged brethren
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
copper sanctuary police squad
  07/13/25
But where do I get 25m
Stirring hyperventilating institution jew
  07/19/25
https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq
kink-friendly autistic school
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Olive newt

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Olive newt
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Olive newt
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Olive newt
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: vibrant resort

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: blathering mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: histrionic underhanded laser beams

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: stimulating doobsian spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Supple Black Woman

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Deranged brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: excitant orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Very Tactful Location

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: bright juggernaut

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Very Tactful Location

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly autistic school

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Elite piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Translucent vengeful psychic

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: costumed frum station national security agency

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: costumed frum station national security agency

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: ruby floppy dopamine garrison

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Elite piazza

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: sexy telephone people who are hurt

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: shimmering point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: motley roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: stimulating doobsian spot

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Silver cocky cuck shrine

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: costumed frum station national security agency

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: vibrant resort

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: shimmering point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: contagious cuckoldry bbw

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: multi-colored digit ratio puppy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Translucent vengeful psychic

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: shimmering point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Adventurous Goyim

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: motley roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Deranged brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: bright juggernaut

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: tan exciting home boistinker

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: flushed immigrant

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: tan exciting home boistinker

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: crawly kitty

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic high-end casino

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: flushed immigrant

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: motley roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: fuchsia alcoholic indian lodge

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: galvanic high-end casino

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Silver cocky cuck shrine

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: vibrant resort

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Silver cocky cuck shrine

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: purple low-t church

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Olive newt

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Obsidian Abusive Coffee Pot Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Peach hominid den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: cerise stag film cumskin

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Olive newt

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: clear big blood rage trailer park

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic high-end casino

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Impertinent indecent hissy fit

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Translucent vengeful psychic

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Amethyst Odious Nursing Home Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Impertinent indecent hissy fit

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: clear big blood rage trailer park

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Impertinent indecent hissy fit

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: clear big blood rage trailer park

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: fragrant theater

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: vibrant resort

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: clear big blood rage trailer park

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly autistic school

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac really tough guy electric furnace

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly autistic school

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac really tough guy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua lettuce parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: motley roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Deranged brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Deranged brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: copper sanctuary police squad

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Stirring hyperventilating institution jew

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly autistic school

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49116415)