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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Provocative main people locale
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
walnut high-end goyim sanctuary
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
vermilion embarrassed to the bone range useless brakes
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Silver Abusive Theater
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Thriller territorial gas station generalized bond
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Heady onyx cumskin
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
honey-headed den boltzmann
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Brass half-breed house
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Crimson contagious affirmative action property
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
wonderful obsidian stage goal in life
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bateful smoky native nibblets
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Slimy center
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
cracking indian lodge
  06/30/25
cr
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Crimson contagious affirmative action property
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Bateful smoky native nibblets
  06/30/25
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Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
cracking indian lodge
  06/30/25
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Orange Police Squad Mood
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stirring Trailer Park
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Heady onyx cumskin
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Carmine harsh people who are hurt
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
self-absorbed rose genital piercing
  06/30/25
fuck
Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Carmine harsh people who are hurt
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Provocative main people locale
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
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house-broken haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
indecent halford
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Azure liquid oxygen menage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Blue Old Irish Cottage Brunch
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Azure liquid oxygen menage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Azure liquid oxygen menage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
aggressive kitty cat lodge
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
multi-colored hall brethren
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Light sweet tailpipe pistol
  06/30/25
tcr
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
just jump
Poppy sinister associate lay
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
...
Black deranged meetinghouse laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma
  06/30/25
wow
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
fiercely-loyal cuck theatre
  06/30/25
JFC man
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Brass half-breed house
  06/30/25
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Poppy sinister associate lay
  06/30/25
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Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
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Bateful smoky native nibblets
  06/30/25
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Citrine vengeful bawdyhouse background story
  06/30/25
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motley pit idiot
  06/30/25
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multi-colored hall brethren
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Light sweet tailpipe pistol
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
indecent halford
  06/30/25
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Odious public bath
  07/01/25
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Orange Police Squad Mood
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Razzle-dazzle Ultramarine Corner
  07/01/25
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jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
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vermilion embarrassed to the bone range useless brakes
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Thriller territorial gas station generalized bond
  06/30/25
bro
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
...
Light sweet tailpipe pistol
  06/30/25
lol
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
...
Swashbuckling underhanded multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
dark twisted senate hissy fit
  06/30/25
jfc
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Crimson contagious affirmative action property
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Citrine vengeful bawdyhouse background story
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
motley pit idiot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
dark twisted senate hissy fit
  07/01/25
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Blue Old Irish Cottage Brunch
  07/01/25
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motley pit idiot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hyperactive big-titted spot digit ratio
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Demanding sepia death wish
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cocky Comical Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
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Demanding sepia death wish
  07/01/25
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Submissive primrose forum personal credit line
  07/01/25
lol
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
...
Poppy sinister associate lay
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
duck-like razzmatazz quadroon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
canary lascivious faggotry place of business
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Iridescent hell skinny woman
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Gold Haunting School Sex Offender
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Buff stage chad
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Submissive primrose forum personal credit line
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
rambunctious garnet dingle berry ladyboy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/01/25
...
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Orange Police Squad Mood
  07/01/25
😟
Blathering Henna Business Firm
  07/01/25
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charismatic ticket booth partner
  07/01/25
holy shit
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Submissive primrose forum personal credit line
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Hilarious internal respiration national
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Heady onyx cumskin
  07/01/25
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Demanding sepia death wish
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Heady onyx cumskin
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Yellow Curious Space Karate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Orange Police Squad Mood
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
White mother
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/06/25
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adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
razzle brilliant abode
  07/06/25
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motley pit idiot
  07/06/25
lol
Irradiated brindle rigor
  07/07/25
wow
Demanding sepia death wish
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Provocative main people locale

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: walnut high-end goyim sanctuary

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone range useless brakes

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Silver Abusive Theater

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Thriller territorial gas station generalized bond

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Heady onyx cumskin

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: honey-headed den boltzmann

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Brass half-breed house

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Crimson contagious affirmative action property

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian stage goal in life

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful smoky native nibblets

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slimy center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cracking indian lodge

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson contagious affirmative action property

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bateful smoky native nibblets

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cracking indian lodge

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Orange Police Squad Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring Trailer Park

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Heady onyx cumskin

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Carmine harsh people who are hurt

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed rose genital piercing

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Carmine harsh people who are hurt

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Provocative main people locale

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: indecent halford

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Azure liquid oxygen menage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Blue Old Irish Cottage Brunch

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure liquid oxygen menage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Azure liquid oxygen menage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aggressive kitty cat lodge

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored hall brethren

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Light sweet tailpipe pistol

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Poppy sinister associate lay

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Black deranged meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cuck theatre

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brass half-breed house

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Poppy sinister associate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bateful smoky native nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Citrine vengeful bawdyhouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: motley pit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: multi-colored hall brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Light sweet tailpipe pistol

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: indecent halford

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Odious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Orange Police Squad Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Elite at-the-ready site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ultramarine Corner

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone range useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller territorial gas station generalized bond

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Light sweet tailpipe pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling underhanded multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: dark twisted senate hissy fit

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Crimson contagious affirmative action property

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Citrine vengeful bawdyhouse background story

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: motley pit idiot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dark twisted senate hissy fit

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Blue Old Irish Cottage Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: motley pit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hyperactive big-titted spot digit ratio

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: mischievous titillating fortuitous meteor new version

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cocky Comical Office Sandwich

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Submissive primrose forum personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Poppy sinister associate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: duck-like razzmatazz quadroon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: canary lascivious faggotry place of business

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Iridescent hell skinny woman

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Gold Haunting School Sex Offender

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Buff stage chad

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Submissive primrose forum personal credit line

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: rambunctious garnet dingle berry ladyboy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Orange Police Squad Mood

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blathering Henna Business Firm

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic ticket booth partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Submissive primrose forum personal credit line

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Hilarious internal respiration national

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Heady onyx cumskin

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: jet histrionic theater stage scourge upon the earth

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Heady onyx cumskin

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Yellow Curious Space Karate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Orange Police Squad Mood

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: White mother

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: adventurous medicated reading party friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzle brilliant abode

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: motley pit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Irradiated brindle rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Demanding sepia death wish

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)