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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: zombie-like temple pistol

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz messiness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: marvelous athletic conference

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: mustard contagious whorehouse

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Thriller narrow-minded philosopher-king

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Twisted excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Thriller narrow-minded philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: pearly nudist home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Drab apoplectic set halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Electric ruby juggernaut

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Electric ruby juggernaut

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Very tactful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: aqua hyperventilating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Boyish milky dragon crackhouse

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Elite Swashbuckling Coffee Pot

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Ungodly 180 library

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Dead Site Crotch

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Elite Swashbuckling Coffee Pot

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Frisky gold space quadroon

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz messiness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: cerise sickened ticket booth

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Frisky gold space quadroon



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Frisky gold space quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Angry scarlet karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: citrine place of business

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: citrine place of business

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: citrine place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: citrine place of business

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Hilarious hateful clown plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Electric ruby juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: stubborn ivory sex offender

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: stubborn ivory sex offender

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: stubborn ivory sex offender

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lascivious stead

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring coral candlestick maker

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious stead

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49763415)