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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
pearl 180 crackhouse
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Big Mint Mexican
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
shivering iridescent nursing home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Buck-toothed partner
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Stirring Base
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Wonderful tanning salon codepig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
comical cordovan gay wizard
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
insecure locale
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Electric forum
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
motley menage doctorate
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
diverse stag film travel guidebook
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
lime pontificating philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Provocative newt
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Hateful public bath
  06/30/25
cr
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Electric forum
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
lime pontificating philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/30/25
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doobsian abode
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
diverse stag film travel guidebook
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Hateful public bath
  06/30/25
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Underhanded Locus Rigor
  07/01/25
*bussy
histrionic cuckold corner
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Wonderful tanning salon codepig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Contagious cerise stage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Stimulating carmine twinkling uncleanness tank
  06/30/25
fuck
diverse stag film travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Contagious cerise stage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
pearl 180 crackhouse
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
diverse stag film travel guidebook
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz pungent water buffalo
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cracking maroon property crotch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
curious fluffy cumskin dragon
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
soul-stirring psychic
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
curious fluffy cumskin dragon
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
curious fluffy cumskin dragon
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
walnut odious corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
marvelous patrolman national
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma
  06/30/25
tcr
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
just jump
heady senate prole
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
...
splenetic violent tattoo bbw
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Adventurous Point Deer Antler
  06/30/25
wow
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Flesh hairless set
  06/30/25
JFC man
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
insecure locale
  06/30/25
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heady senate prole
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Irradiated associate
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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marvelous patrolman national
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
cracking maroon property crotch
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Underhanded Locus Rigor
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Snowy library
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling kitchen goyim
  07/01/25
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shivering iridescent nursing home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Stirring Base
  06/30/25
bro
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
...
Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma
  06/30/25
lol
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
...
bateful yarmulke
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mauve nubile institution pistol
  06/30/25
jfc
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Electric forum
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Irradiated associate
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
racy lemon affirmative action
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mauve nubile institution pistol
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring psychic
  07/01/25
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racy lemon affirmative action
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Swashbuckling kitchen goyim
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mustard aphrodisiac theatre coldplay fan
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Pearly Supple Native
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
diverse stag film travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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Pearly Supple Native
  07/01/25
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trip ticket booth
  07/01/25
lol
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
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heady senate prole
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vibrant Sienna Headpube Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
laughsome immigrant
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Aromatic Olive Liquid Oxygen Business Firm
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
cerebral resort clown
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Greedy painfully honest principal's office depressive
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
trip ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Shimmering location internal respiration
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Pearly Supple Native
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
doobsian abode
  07/01/25
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Pearly Supple Native
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Underhanded Locus Rigor
  07/01/25
😟
Overrated station
  07/01/25
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lascivious brilliant pervert milk
  07/01/25
holy shit
Pearly Supple Native
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
trip ticket booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
multi-colored buff school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Swashbuckling kitchen goyim
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Wonderful tanning salon codepig
  07/01/25
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Pearly Supple Native
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Swashbuckling kitchen goyim
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Swashbuckling kitchen goyim
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Adventurous Point Deer Antler
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Wonderful tanning salon codepig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Pearly Supple Native
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
apoplectic arousing plaza turdskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Underhanded Locus Rigor
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
rusted startling karate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Pearly Supple Native
  07/06/25
...
Adventurous Point Deer Antler
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
kink-friendly chapel
  07/06/25
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racy lemon affirmative action
  07/06/25
lol
doobsian abode
  07/07/25
wow
Pearly Supple Native
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: pearl 180 crackhouse

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Big Mint Mexican

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: shivering iridescent nursing home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed partner

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring Base

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon codepig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: comical cordovan gay wizard

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: insecure locale

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Electric forum

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley menage doctorate

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime pontificating philosopher-king indian lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative newt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hateful public bath

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Electric forum

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: lime pontificating philosopher-king indian lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: doobsian abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hateful public bath

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Underhanded Locus Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic cuckold corner

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon codepig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious cerise stage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating carmine twinkling uncleanness tank

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Contagious cerise stage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: pearl 180 crackhouse

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz pungent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cracking maroon property crotch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: curious fluffy cumskin dragon

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring psychic

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: curious fluffy cumskin dragon

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: doobsian abode

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: curious fluffy cumskin dragon

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: walnut odious corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: marvelous patrolman national

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: doobsian abode

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: heady senate prole

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: splenetic violent tattoo bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Point Deer Antler

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Flesh hairless set

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: insecure locale

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: heady senate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime pontificating philosopher-king indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Irradiated associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: racy lemon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: marvelous patrolman national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cracking maroon property crotch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: disgusting famous landscape painting hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Underhanded Locus Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Snowy library

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: shivering iridescent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring Base

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Arrogant talented athletic conference dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: doobsian abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bateful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mauve nubile institution pistol

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Electric forum

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Irradiated associate

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: racy lemon affirmative action

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: doobsian abode

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mauve nubile institution pistol

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: racy lemon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen goyim

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac theatre coldplay fan

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Crawly purple box office haunted graveyard

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: diverse stag film travel guidebook

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Pearly Supple Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: trip ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: doobsian abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: heady senate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Sienna Headpube Marketing Idea

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: laughsome immigrant

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Aromatic Olive Liquid Oxygen Business Firm

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cerebral resort clown

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Greedy painfully honest principal's office depressive

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: trip ticket booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Shimmering location internal respiration

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: doobsian abode

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Pearly Supple Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Underhanded Locus Rigor

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Overrated station

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: lascivious brilliant pervert milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: trip ticket booth

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: multi-colored buff school cafeteria

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen goyim

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon codepig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Pearly Supple Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen goyim

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen goyim

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Point Deer Antler

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon codepig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: apoplectic arousing plaza turdskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Underhanded Locus Rigor

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rusted startling karate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Point Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: racy lemon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: doobsian abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Pearly Supple Native

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)