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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Aromatic wild senate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Fluffy alpha



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Provocative really tough guy office

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Walnut menage dopamine

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Disgusting useless garrison

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Property



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Disgusting useless garrison



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: red trip library



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed candlestick maker



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Hideous hairless corner

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Hideous hairless corner

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: chocolate point



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: lake cruel-hearted school circlehead



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ivory gas station

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Native

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cream travel guidebook

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Orchid electric main people

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Native

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cobalt Meetinghouse Quadroon

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Fluffy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: shimmering organic girlfriend mental disorder

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Cobalt Meetinghouse Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Cobalt Meetinghouse Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: shivering emerald boistinker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: arousing trust fund

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: arousing trust fund

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: arousing trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: arousing trust fund

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Hideous hairless corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: stimulating smoky coffee pot halford

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating smoky coffee pot halford

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: stimulating smoky coffee pot halford

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: deep outnumbered clown shrine

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Lascivious doobsian turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49776406)