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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
smoky razzmatazz principal's office
  01/05/14
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duck-like deer antler hunting ground
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
heady area
  06/25/12
...
purple plaza
  06/25/12
Jesus
lemon racy state roommate
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Aquamarine nubile volcanic crater
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
razzle church building pisswyrm
  08/02/12
crying
kink-friendly cracking business firm
  08/29/12
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Comical fear-inspiring son of senegal garrison
  02/22/13
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Submissive Becky
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Buck-toothed tripping nibblets
  03/19/14
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Haunting stirring cruise ship gaping
  06/27/14
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topaz police squad
  06/27/14
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Olive locale
  09/14/17
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titillating mother multi-billionaire
  07/20/18
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titillating mother multi-billionaire
  02/09/19
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fantasy-prone green gunner chapel
  07/11/19
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infuriating crotch whorehouse
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Henna Crawly Weed Whacker
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
cop
purple plaza
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
purple plaza
  06/25/12
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heady area
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Vibrant indian lodge
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Nighttime vigorous site toaster
  08/02/12
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Passionate shimmering milk
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
provocative greedy place of business rigor
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
out-of-control outnumbered property depressive
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
purple plaza
  06/25/12
...
Buff Market
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
purple plaza
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Nighttime vigorous site toaster
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Odious alcoholic temple sex offender
  08/21/13
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Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
...
histrionic national
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
blathering boyish theater stage
  06/25/12
...
Passionate shimmering milk
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Pearly crusty gas station dragon
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
motley bipolar step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  06/26/12
...
Passionate shimmering milk
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Silver factory reset button
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
diverse regret theatre
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Fiercely-loyal church idiot
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  08/02/12
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Wine Menage Half-breed
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
razzle church building pisswyrm
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Nighttime vigorous site toaster
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Nighttime vigorous site toaster
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Lascivious startled knife incel
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Wine Menage Half-breed
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Nighttime vigorous site toaster
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Fiercely-loyal church idiot
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Lascivious startled knife incel
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Wine Menage Half-breed
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Submissive Becky
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Passionate shimmering milk
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Submissive Becky
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Odious alcoholic temple sex offender
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Submissive Becky
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Haunting stirring cruise ship gaping
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Odious alcoholic temple sex offender
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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180
Passionate shimmering milk
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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house-broken famous landscape painting
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
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Bookmarked.
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Gold forum new version
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Gaped Space
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Silver factory reset button
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
exciting emerald tanning salon
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where did he go
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Exhilarant Office Queen Of The Night
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floppy stubborn kitchen
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: smoky razzmatazz principal's office

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: duck-like deer antler hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: heady area

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: purple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: lemon racy state roommate

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine nubile volcanic crater

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: razzle church building pisswyrm

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly cracking business firm

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring son of senegal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Submissive Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed tripping nibblets

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Haunting stirring cruise ship gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: topaz police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Olive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: titillating mother multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: titillating mother multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone green gunner chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: infuriating crotch whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Henna Crawly Weed Whacker

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: purple plaza

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: purple plaza

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: heady area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: provocative greedy place of business rigor

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: out-of-control outnumbered property depressive

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: purple plaza

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Buff Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: purple plaza

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Odious alcoholic temple sex offender

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: histrionic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: blathering boyish theater stage

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Pearly crusty gas station dragon

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: motley bipolar step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Silver factory reset button

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: diverse regret theatre

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church idiot

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: razzle church building pisswyrm

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious startled knife incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: fragrant unholy turdskin resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church idiot

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: garnet stock car

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Lascivious startled knife incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sooty fanboi athletic conference

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Lascivious startled knife incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Wine Menage Half-breed

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Submissive Becky

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Submissive Becky

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Odious alcoholic temple sex offender

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Submissive Becky

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Haunting stirring cruise ship gaping

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Odious alcoholic temple sex offender

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: orange anal public bath

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Passionate shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: self-absorbed aromatic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: crystalline rehab

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Haunting stirring cruise ship gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: supple aqua parlour fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: house-broken famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: house-broken famous landscape painting

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: alcoholic curious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring aggressive liquid oxygen giraffe

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Gold forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: galvanic messiness

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Dashing spruce really tough guy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Gaped Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: appetizing stead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cocky persian black woman

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Gold forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Nighttime vigorous site toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Gold forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: arousing ultramarine corner goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Silver factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: exciting emerald tanning salon

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy judgmental trump supporter

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Office Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Silver factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: turquoise sexy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: floppy stubborn kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: vivacious maroon tattoo

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: navy ticket booth ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: sienna aphrodisiac mood digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: infuriating crotch whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: red beady-eyed puppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Obsidian balding bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964828)