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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: adventurous library athletic conference

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: hideous onyx cruise ship

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: vivacious hominid

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: trip puce church building cumskin

"You've reached the..."

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*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: trip puce church building cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Rusted Crackhouse Turdskin

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Rusted Crackhouse Turdskin

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: irate native



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Disgusting elite resort



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearly violent pocket flask

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: floppy fighting corn cake

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling messiness plaza

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Walnut excitant community account

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: floppy fighting corn cake

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Talking Shitlib Nursing Home

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: electric public bath



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: brilliant prole roast beef

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Talking Shitlib Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Talking Shitlib Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Rose fat ankles psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: thirsty range windowlicker

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: thirsty range windowlicker

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: thirsty range windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: thirsty range windowlicker

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indigo forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Rusted Crackhouse Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: free-loading internet-worthy wagecucks

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: free-loading internet-worthy wagecucks

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: free-loading internet-worthy wagecucks

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Cordovan bbw circlehead

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: adulterous arousing principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49924038)