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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Passionate cocky market
  01/05/14
...
talented emerald stag film
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Infuriating hyperventilating fanboi
  06/25/12
...
bearded house
  06/25/12
Jesus
chestnut supple theater stage partner
  06/25/12
literally rofling
cerise diverse whorehouse
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
onyx faggotry
  08/02/12
crying
Nofapping digit ratio
  08/29/12
...
twisted ceo
  02/22/13
...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  08/21/13
lost my shit
crusty wrinkle stock car
  03/19/14
...
know-it-all ticket booth mood
  06/27/14
...
chocolate startled pisswyrm
  06/27/14
...
Submissive deranged stead black woman
  09/14/17
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ruby geriatric menage
  07/20/18
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ruby geriatric menage
  02/09/19
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aquamarine scourge upon the earth church
  07/11/19
...
trip aggressive windowlicker station
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
green gas station new version
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
cop
bearded house
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
bearded house
  06/25/12
...
Infuriating hyperventilating fanboi
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
irradiated burgundy public bath
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
French voyeur
  08/02/12
...
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Alcoholic lascivious laser beams
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
impertinent business firm
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
bearded house
  06/25/12
...
Motley center
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
bearded house
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
French voyeur
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Mahogany old irish cottage
  08/21/13
...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
...
Lime psychic ape
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
maroon excitant plaza
  06/25/12
...
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Electric fishy trailer park
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
cream razzle nowag tanning salon
  06/25/12
...
umber cruise ship alpha
  06/26/12
...
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Hyperactive mildly autistic hall
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
umber cruise ship alpha
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Coral vigorous abode
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Drab liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
umber cruise ship alpha
  08/02/12
...
umber cruise ship alpha
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
onyx faggotry
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
French voyeur
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
French voyeur
  08/02/12
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claret indecent garrison
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
umber cruise ship alpha
  08/02/12
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henna deer antler indian lodge
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
French voyeur
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Drab liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
umber cruise ship alpha
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
French voyeur
  08/06/12
Cr
exciting base twinkling uncleanness
  08/06/12
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French voyeur
  08/08/12
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claret indecent garrison
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
fantasy-prone orchestra pit
  08/20/12
...
claret indecent garrison
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
umber cruise ship alpha
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
marvelous step-uncle's house
  08/21/13
...
French voyeur
  02/22/13
...
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Mahogany old irish cottage
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
know-it-all ticket booth mood
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Mahogany old irish cottage
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
soul-stirring bawdyhouse travel guidebook
  08/21/13
180
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  09/30/13
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histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  12/24/13
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histrionic self-absorbed lodge
  01/05/14
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Gay Halford Chapel
  03/19/14
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Ultramarine home
  06/25/14
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know-it-all ticket booth mood
  06/27/14
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Razzmatazz Sable Shrine
  07/22/14
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Thriller pozpig library
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Thriller pozpig library
  08/04/14
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Arousing Nudist Place Of Business
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
autistic cuckoldry friendly grandma
  12/08/14
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French voyeur
  12/11/14
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Coiffed Red Parlor
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Dull concupiscible fortuitous meteor
  08/12/15
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curious duck-like kitty
  07/29/16
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Self-centered juggernaut gunner
  11/03/16
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copper gaped dog poop locus
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Aphrodisiac school
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
saffron fear-inspiring parlour ratface
  09/15/17
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Coiffed Red Parlor
  05/20/17
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French voyeur
  06/27/17
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Coiffed Red Parlor
  07/29/17
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pea-brained native patrolman
  10/01/17
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Hyperactive mildly autistic hall
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Outnumbered stage
  01/29/18
where did he go
crystalline big immigrant useless brakes
  01/29/18
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carmine weed whacker
  05/14/18
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Hyperactive mildly autistic hall
  08/16/18
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balding splenetic set
  01/25/19
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Adventurous olive school cafeteria tattoo
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
disrespectful sick hissy fit masturbator
  05/26/19
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alcoholic selfie
  08/08/19
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vivacious address
  02/19/20
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trip aggressive windowlicker station
  08/27/21
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Spectacular drunken meetinghouse
  07/16/22
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Harsh sinister electric furnace
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Passionate cocky market

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: talented emerald stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Infuriating hyperventilating fanboi

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bearded house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: chestnut supple theater stage partner

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: cerise diverse whorehouse

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: onyx faggotry

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Nofapping digit ratio

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: twisted ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: crusty wrinkle stock car

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: know-it-all ticket booth mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: chocolate startled pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Submissive deranged stead black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: ruby geriatric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: ruby geriatric menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: aquamarine scourge upon the earth church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: trip aggressive windowlicker station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: green gas station new version

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bearded house

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bearded house

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Infuriating hyperventilating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: irradiated burgundy public bath

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: French voyeur

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious laser beams

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: impertinent business firm

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: bearded house

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Motley center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: bearded house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: French voyeur

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Lime psychic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: maroon excitant plaza

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Electric fishy trailer park

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: cream razzle nowag tanning salon

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive mildly autistic hall

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Coral vigorous abode

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Drab liquid oxygen

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: onyx faggotry

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: French voyeur

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: French voyeur

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: claret indecent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: henna deer antler indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: French voyeur

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Drab liquid oxygen

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: French voyeur

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: exciting base twinkling uncleanness

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: French voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: claret indecent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: fantasy-prone orchestra pit

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: claret indecent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: umber cruise ship alpha

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: French voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: know-it-all ticket booth mood

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring bawdyhouse travel guidebook

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Gay Halford Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine home

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: know-it-all ticket booth mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Sable Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Thriller pozpig library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller pozpig library

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Arousing Nudist Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: autistic cuckoldry friendly grandma

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: French voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Coiffed Red Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Dull concupiscible fortuitous meteor

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: curious duck-like kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Self-centered juggernaut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: copper gaped dog poop locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac school

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: saffron fear-inspiring parlour ratface

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Coiffed Red Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: French voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Coiffed Red Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: pea-brained native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive mildly autistic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered stage

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: crystalline big immigrant useless brakes

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: carmine weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive mildly autistic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: balding splenetic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Adventurous olive school cafeteria tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: disrespectful sick hissy fit masturbator

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: alcoholic selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: vivacious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: trip aggressive windowlicker station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Spectacular drunken meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Harsh sinister electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964828)