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Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to prot...
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And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and ju...
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All of these look like they could be aquatic.
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Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, b...
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You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because sci...
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TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than...
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toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: shaky spectacular gay wizard

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: abusive motley partner

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: Big-titted hell haunted graveyard

(Elizabeth Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40707911)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Crimson Appetizing Corner

(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Wonderful theater stage

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bat shit crazy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923240)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: slate laughsome skinny woman hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923903)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42086448)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: marvelous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43899326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Big Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43899780)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible slippery abode double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45195326)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible slippery abode double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45221919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Brilliant up-to-no-good tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: zippy locale shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49019548)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Boyish Travel Guidebook

Some are gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49020263)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49655092)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:50 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49655096)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy liquid oxygen meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923000)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: gold sweet tailpipe spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923074)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Sick cyan mental disorder bawdyhouse

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: adventurous magical church building pervert

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Opaque parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923097)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: bearded orchestra pit black woman

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: emerald principal's office jap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: coral crawly hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923878)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Passionate market idiot

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#41066322)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Big Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#41608516)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Sable bespoke stock car

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Ocher Generalized Bond Location

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: Ocher Generalized Bond Location

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: emerald principal's office jap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: Ocher Generalized Bond Location

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923889)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to have 1 blade, then they got a SECOND blade bc that’s TWICE as good, then they added a THIRD blade bc that’s EVEN BETTER, now they’re up to the FOURTH blade, FIVE and SIX can’t be far off, there’s no upper limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49655099)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: slate laughsome skinny woman hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: thriller pearly filthpig

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aqua elastic band party of the first part

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Burgundy sadistic point death wish

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: abusive motley partner

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: greedy stimulating masturbator voyeur

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: greedy stimulating masturbator voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: black very tactful stage cumskin

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser Box Office Trump Supporter

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Dark stag film

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: rose casino

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: saffron brunch messiness

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: charismatic dun lettuce

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Dark stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: Lilac Forum Nibblets

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Ocher Generalized Bond Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: bearded orchestra pit black woman

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: exciting hyperventilating lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Vibrant associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Offensive home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat shit crazy rigpig

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Nighttime pink half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Dark stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Supple cruel-hearted cruise ship place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Sick cyan mental disorder bawdyhouse

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Dark stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45313753)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

that’s offensively racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49655100)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Cream french chef whorehouse

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Beady-eyed Karate

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46536640)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:13 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

lmao out of a couple of fragments of a shinbone

these people are fantasists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49655101)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Cream french chef whorehouse

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Dark stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dark stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Amethyst cowardly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: thriller pearly filthpig

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible slippery abode double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48399595)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy khaki parlour keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48399602)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: floppy theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: thriller pearly filthpig

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Elisa#49018364)