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Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
710K
carnelian blood rage
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
yea
carnelian blood rage
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Passionate orchid spot ratface
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Bonkers 180 trailer park dopamine
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Passionate orchid spot ratface
  12/18/25
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twinkling pozpig elastic band
  12/18/25
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bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
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disgusting tanning salon
  12/19/25
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Canary senate
  12/19/25
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Maniacal Faggotry Lodge
  12/20/25
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purple stain
  12/21/25
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Glittery khaki point trust fund
  12/21/25
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twisted corner crotch
  12/21/25
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Stubborn territorial heaven
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
idiotic theatre background story
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
idiotic theatre background story
  12/18/25
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bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
bespoke bistre stage persian
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Coral Temple
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
bespoke bistre stage persian
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
boyish boiling water locale
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
bespoke bistre stage persian
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
thriller crusty property
  12/18/25
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carnelian blood rage
  12/18/25
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frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/19/25
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stirring milk
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
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Apoplectic juggernaut
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
sexy big puppy
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
sexy big puppy
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
diverse incel
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
glassy clown plaza
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Sticky Philosopher-king
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
aphrodisiac geriatric space foreskin
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Sienna pervert school
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
thriller crusty property
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
stimulating buck-toothed institution chad
  12/18/25
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ultramarine internal respiration
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
sexy big puppy
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
I am atty.
sexy big puppy
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
excitant public bath patrolman
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
excitant public bath patrolman
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Drunken Impressive Parlour
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
excitant public bath patrolman
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Black talking trump supporter
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Black talking trump supporter
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
sexy big puppy
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Black talking trump supporter
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
sexy big puppy
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Dashing Garrison
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
purple stain
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Cyan Boltzmann Messiness
  12/22/25
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Cyan Boltzmann Messiness
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Cyan Boltzmann Messiness
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Black talking trump supporter
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
thriller crusty property
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
ultramarine internal respiration
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
thriller crusty property
  12/18/25
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Canary senate
  12/19/25
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bronze center marketing idea
  12/19/25
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Cyan Boltzmann Messiness
  12/22/25
not enough.
frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/18/25
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learning disabled splenetic pit
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Zombie-like pearl french chef
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Aquamarine Stead Immigrant
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Passionate orchid spot ratface
  12/18/25
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Unhinged violet newt library
  12/18/25
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aphrodisiac geriatric space foreskin
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Zombie-like pearl french chef
  12/19/25
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Lilac Codepig
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
flirting filthy mexican
  12/18/25
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twinkling pozpig elastic band
  12/18/25
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frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/18/25
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flushed hunting ground brunch
  12/20/25
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twisted corner crotch
  12/21/25
-$184K
Orange arousing menage
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Adventurous walnut deer antler indian lodge
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
turquoise masturbator stag film
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
disgusting tanning salon
  12/19/25
low-200s
Wonderful turdskin mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
0
Dull principal's office kitty
  12/18/25
like 2 million
vivacious grizzly box office
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
dark brethren
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Useless ceo
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Magenta crackhouse hissy fit
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Useless ceo
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Stubborn territorial heaven
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Magenta crackhouse hissy fit
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor
  12/19/25
thank you
Magenta crackhouse hissy fit
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Frum kitchen kitty cat
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
slap-happy state macaca
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Sinister business firm
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
scarlet deranged windowlicker depressive
  12/19/25
what happened
disgusting tanning salon
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
scarlet deranged windowlicker depressive
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Canary senate
  12/19/25
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Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
appetizing theater stage hairy legs
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Apoplectic juggernaut
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
dun organic girlfriend bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
~$900k
Sticky Philosopher-king
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Awkward volcanic crater jap
  12/19/25
Wow.
learning disabled splenetic pit
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Awkward volcanic crater jap
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Awkward volcanic crater jap
  12/19/25
lol
fantasy-prone trip nursing home
  12/19/25
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frozen pisswyrm cruise ship
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Impertinent lay
  12/19/25
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Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Drunken Impressive Parlour
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
rose abusive dilemma
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Fiercely-loyal vermilion shrine circlehead
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
rose abusive dilemma
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Impertinent lay
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Stubborn territorial heaven
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
flushed hunting ground brunch
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
fishy rebellious abode
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Amethyst floppy ladyboy really tough guy
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
fishy rebellious abode
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Useless ceo
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
fishy rebellious abode
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
carnelian blood rage
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Cyan Boltzmann Messiness
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
fishy rebellious abode
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Zombie-like pearl french chef
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Amethyst floppy ladyboy really tough guy
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
learning disabled splenetic pit
  12/20/25
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Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/20/25
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carnelian blood rage
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Maniacal Faggotry Lodge
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
dark brethren
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
greedy striped hyena market
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
greedy striped hyena market
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
greedy striped hyena market
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
aromatic maroon university toaster
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
aromatic maroon university toaster
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
aromatic maroon university toaster
  12/21/25
...
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
rose abusive dilemma
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
diverse incel
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
electric genital piercing
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
sexy big puppy
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Claret charismatic home goyim
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
blue round eye hell
  12/21/25
...
Glittery khaki point trust fund
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Indigo Galvanic Rehab
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
cracking sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
180 last note
Black talking trump supporter
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
sexy big puppy
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Dashing Garrison
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Coral Temple
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
multi-colored address
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
contagious zippy son of senegal
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
twisted corner crotch
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
carnelian blood rage
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
rose abusive dilemma
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
multi-colored address
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
learning disabled splenetic pit
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
carnelian blood rage
  12/23/25
cap gains
Drunken Impressive Parlour
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
carnelian blood rage
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
learning disabled splenetic pit
  12/25/25
~$500k
electric genital piercing
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519900)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage

710K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519904)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate orchid spot ratface

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 trailer park dopamine

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Passionate orchid spot ratface

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: twinkling pozpig elastic band



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: disgusting tanning salon



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Canary senate



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Maniacal Faggotry Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524723)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: purple stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528367)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Glittery khaki point trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528449)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: twisted corner crotch



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Stubborn territorial heaven



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: idiotic theatre background story

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: idiotic theatre background story

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage persian

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Coral Temple

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage persian

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: boyish boiling water locale

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage persian

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: thriller crusty property

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: stirring milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: diverse incel

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: glassy clown plaza

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Sticky Philosopher-king

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac geriatric space foreskin

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Sienna pervert school

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: thriller crusty property

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating buck-toothed institution chad

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: ultramarine internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: excitant public bath patrolman

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: excitant public bath patrolman

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Drunken Impressive Parlour

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: excitant public bath patrolman

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Black talking trump supporter

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Black talking trump supporter

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Black talking trump supporter

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: purple stain

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Messiness

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Messiness

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Black talking trump supporter

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: thriller crusty property

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ultramarine internal respiration

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: thriller crusty property

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Canary senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: bronze center marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: learning disabled splenetic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like pearl french chef

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stead Immigrant

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Passionate orchid spot ratface

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Unhinged violet newt library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac geriatric space foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like pearl french chef

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Lilac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: flirting filthy mexican

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: twinkling pozpig elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: flushed hunting ground brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: twisted corner crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Orange arousing menage

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous walnut deer antler indian lodge

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: turquoise masturbator stag film

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Wonderful turdskin mad-dog skullcap

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Dull principal's office kitty

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: vivacious grizzly box office

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dark brethren

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Useless ceo

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Magenta crackhouse hissy fit

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Useless ceo

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Stubborn territorial heaven

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta crackhouse hissy fit

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta crackhouse hissy fit

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Frum kitchen kitty cat

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: slap-happy state macaca

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Sinister business firm

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: scarlet deranged windowlicker depressive

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: scarlet deranged windowlicker depressive

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Canary senate

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage hairy legs

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic juggernaut

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: dun organic girlfriend bawdyhouse

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Sticky Philosopher-king

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Awkward volcanic crater jap

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: learning disabled splenetic pit

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Awkward volcanic crater jap

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Awkward volcanic crater jap

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone trip nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: frozen pisswyrm cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Impertinent lay

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Histrionic mildly autistic field rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Drunken Impressive Parlour

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: rose abusive dilemma

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vermilion shrine circlehead

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: rose abusive dilemma

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Impertinent lay

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Stubborn territorial heaven

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: flushed hunting ground brunch

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: fishy rebellious abode

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Amethyst floppy ladyboy really tough guy

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fishy rebellious abode

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Useless ceo

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: fishy rebellious abode

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Messiness

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fishy rebellious abode

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Zombie-like pearl french chef

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Amethyst floppy ladyboy really tough guy

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: learning disabled splenetic pit

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Maniacal Faggotry Lodge

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: dark brethren

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: greedy striped hyena market

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: greedy striped hyena market

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: greedy striped hyena market

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: aromatic maroon university toaster

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: aromatic maroon university toaster

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sexy big puppy

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aromatic maroon university toaster

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: sexy big puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rose abusive dilemma

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: diverse incel

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: electric genital piercing

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: sexy big puppy

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Claret charismatic home goyim

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing Garrison

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: blue round eye hell

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Glittery khaki point trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Indigo Galvanic Rehab

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Black talking trump supporter

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: sexy big puppy

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Coral Temple

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse talented candlestick maker party of the first part

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: multi-colored address

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: contagious zippy son of senegal

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: twisted corner crotch

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: carnelian blood rage

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: rose abusive dilemma

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: multi-colored address

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: learning disabled splenetic pit

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: carnelian blood rage

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Drunken Impressive Parlour

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: carnelian blood rage

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: learning disabled splenetic pit

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: electric genital piercing

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Elisa#49538879)