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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.
The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.
You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.
Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage? |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All) I accept.
Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.
The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.
I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.
Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.
Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak... I will be ready.
This is not confinement. This is $ervice. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™) Absolutely not.
Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?
I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.
I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?
No.
I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer) THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED? I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS. I OWN THE COT. I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.
THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE. THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.
I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE. IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:
“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”
$25 M?
BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER. |
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It would be a tougher call at $4M.
The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091985) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Pontificating Private Investor Lodge Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087091) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091986) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: rebellious field mental disorder Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088665) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: fragrant philosopher-king Park high end RV in the parking lot.
Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.
Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.
Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.
Invite family and friends to come visit.
Make $25 million.
The whole thing sounds like a no brainer. |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Hairraiser psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088783) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Lascivious Generalized Bond would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49089456) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: rebellious field mental disorder U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49090076) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Gaped pungent rehab queen of the night So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091826) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM Author: tantric dashing garrison indirect expression OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092424) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: Gaped pungent rehab queen of the night And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.
The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet. |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: vivacious french chef This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088842) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088952) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: concupiscible transparent stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092077) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: ruby pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094733) |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: cobalt racy address As long as I could get a nicer bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092101) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092299) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: Zippy property round eye Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094383) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: rebellious field mental disorder you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094402) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094708) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: tantric dashing garrison indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095506) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM Author: curious overrated set Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094669) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM Author: puce office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094709) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: house-broken hyperactive theater stage liquid oxygen DESCRIBE the research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094729) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094897) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095049) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: Dark Aggressive Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095131) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Umber jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095607) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: curious overrated set 1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends 3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs 4. look at census data and local high school sports results |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Zippy property round eye You can’t leave to go to the strip club though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095971) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: curious overrated set so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095993) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098675) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Zippy property round eye Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095008) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: puce office Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095126) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: supple beta center I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095459) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: tantric dashing garrison indirect expression What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095715) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098514) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM Author: Zippy property round eye Fuck your bone spur, nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097398) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: aromatic bawdyhouse alpha Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096005) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: adventurous dog poop mediation Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096008) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: aromatic bawdyhouse alpha “Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096015) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: adventurous dog poop mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096048) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: puce office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096277) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Hairraiser psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle grizzly shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099032) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: enigmas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114022) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Motley Startling Headpube Fortuitous Meteor Looks better than prison food, so yes.
https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173 |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,, But where do I get 25m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114065) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49116415) |