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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Trip senate
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
narrow-minded underhanded lodge
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Frisky floppy genital piercing ticket booth
  03/02/24
...
submissive queen of the night
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Jet-lagged Stain
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
narrow-minded underhanded lodge
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Jet-lagged Stain
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
narrow-minded underhanded lodge
  03/02/24
lmao
self-centered school immigrant
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
bronze lascivious den partner
  03/03/24
...
Galvanic marketing idea scourge upon the earth
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Cerise territorial piazza community account
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Trip senate
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Shimmering goyim
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Trip senate
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Shimmering goyim
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Thriller voyeur
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
rose native
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
spruce histrionic stage travel guidebook
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
obsidian faggotry
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Irradiated Dilemma Mediation
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Greedy buck-toothed windowlicker
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
laughsome silver cuckold stead
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Razzle nubile station rigor
  03/02/24
...
Internet-worthy Rigpig
  03/02/24
...
frozen lavender church boiling water
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Internet-worthy Rigpig
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
frozen lavender church boiling water
  03/02/24
...
self-centered school immigrant
  03/03/24
...
bright address
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Wonderful Duck-like Hospital Round Eye
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Trip senate
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Excitant toaster
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Trip senate
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Excitant toaster
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
vermilion locale sneaky criminal
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Jet-lagged Stain
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Trip senate
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
magical godawful black woman plaza
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Trip senate
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Lime boltzmann
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Multi-colored kitty people who are hurt
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Trip senate
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Unholy brethren indian lodge
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
obsidian faggotry
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
rose native
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
laughsome silver cuckold stead
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Thriller voyeur
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
laughsome silver cuckold stead
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Titillating gunner
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
pearly home
  03/03/24
"shit"
Greedy buck-toothed windowlicker
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Filthy brass reading party
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
heady emerald jap police squad
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
chestnut dog poop base
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
tan flatulent ceo
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
pearly home
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Cocky locus
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
stirring personal credit line
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
vigorous hominid
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Anal parlor factory reset button
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Trip senate
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
odious alcoholic library
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Trip senate
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Shimmering goyim
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Trip senate
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Cerise territorial piazza community account
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
pearly home
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Trip senate
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Trip senate
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Thriller voyeur
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
laughsome silver cuckold stead
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
laughsome silver cuckold stead
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Irradiated Dilemma Mediation
  03/11/24
...
Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Galvanic marketing idea scourge upon the earth
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Trip senate
  03/12/24
...
pink pervert giraffe
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Trip senate
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
obsidian faggotry
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
...
supple menage roast beef
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
racy nibblets
  03/13/24
...
submissive queen of the night
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Razzle-dazzle foreskin
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Beta mauve son of senegal
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Cocky locus
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
stirring personal credit line
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
odious alcoholic library
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
supple menage roast beef
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Trip senate
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
rose native
  03/13/24
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1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
obsidian faggotry
  03/13/24
...
Trip senate
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Razzle-dazzle foreskin
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Trip senate
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Appetizing rambunctious forum pisswyrm
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
rose native
  03/16/24
...
Contagious national
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Trip senate
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
submissive queen of the night
  03/16/24
...
Comical church building macaca
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
marvelous water buffalo heaven
  03/16/24
...
Thriller voyeur
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
stirring personal credit line
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
pink pervert giraffe
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Trip senate

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded underhanded lodge

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Frisky floppy genital piercing ticket booth

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: submissive queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stain

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded underhanded lodge

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stain

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded underhanded lodge

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: self-centered school immigrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: bronze lascivious den partner

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Galvanic marketing idea scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Cerise territorial piazza community account

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Trip senate

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Shimmering goyim

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Trip senate

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Shimmering goyim

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Thriller voyeur

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: rose native

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: spruce histrionic stage travel guidebook

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: obsidian faggotry

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma Mediation

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Greedy buck-toothed windowlicker

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: laughsome silver cuckold stead

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle nubile station rigor

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: frozen lavender church boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Rigpig

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: frozen lavender church boiling water

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: self-centered school immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: bright address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Duck-like Hospital Round Eye

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Trip senate

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Excitant toaster

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Trip senate

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Excitant toaster

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: vermilion locale sneaky criminal

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stain

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Trip senate

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: magical godawful black woman plaza

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Trip senate

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Lime boltzmann

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitty people who are hurt

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Trip senate

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Unholy brethren indian lodge

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: obsidian faggotry

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: rose native

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: laughsome silver cuckold stead

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Thriller voyeur

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: laughsome silver cuckold stead

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Titillating gunner

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: pearly home

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Greedy buck-toothed windowlicker

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Filthy brass reading party

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: heady emerald jap police squad

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: chestnut dog poop base

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: tan flatulent ceo

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: pearly home

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Cocky locus

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: vigorous hominid

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Anal parlor factory reset button

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Trip senate

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: odious alcoholic library

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Trip senate

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Shimmering goyim

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Trip senate

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Cerise territorial piazza community account

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: pearly home

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Trip senate

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Trip senate

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Comical church building macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Thriller voyeur

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: laughsome silver cuckold stead

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: laughsome silver cuckold stead

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma Mediation

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: chest-beating cracking meetinghouse circlehead

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Galvanic marketing idea scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Trip senate

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: pink pervert giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: talented avocado public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Trip senate

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: obsidian faggotry

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle foreskin

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: supple menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: racy nibblets

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: submissive queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle foreskin

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Mahogany swashbuckling point turdskin

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Beta mauve son of senegal

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Cocky locus

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: stirring personal credit line

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: odious alcoholic library

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: supple menage roast beef

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Trip senate

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: rose native

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: sepia chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: primrose abusive mad cow disease bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Ebony haunting area gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Comical church building macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Green big-titted ape office

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: obsidian faggotry

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Trip senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle foreskin

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Trip senate

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing rambunctious forum pisswyrm

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: rose native

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Trip senate

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: submissive queen of the night

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Comical church building macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: twinkling fanboi

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: orchid theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Turquoise gay wizard digit ratio

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: marvelous water buffalo heaven

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Thriller voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: stirring personal credit line

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy nowag temple

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: pink pervert giraffe

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: 180 liquid oxygen potus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: racy nibblets

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: nofapping stubborn space party of the first part

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#49545077)