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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
Dashing Poppy Kitchen
  12/14/25
the poasters
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
contagious tattoo
  12/13/25
...
Sepia business firm old irish cottage
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
lfo
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
topaz internal respiration windowlicker
  12/12/25
which ones
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/12/25
...
soggy piazza
  12/12/25
tp
aggressive lascivious quadroon milk
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
cruel-hearted indian lodge travel guidebook
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
carmine philosopher-king
  12/13/25
...
adventurous step-uncle's house
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Flesh church
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
exhilarant legal warrant
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Lime sanctuary wrinkle
  12/12/25
...
trip crackhouse
  12/13/25
...
contagious tattoo
  12/13/25
...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
Navy slippery field candlestick maker
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
Big dark gaming laptop trump supporter
  12/13/25
?
Spectacular area
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
Spectacular area
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
curious organic girlfriend lodge
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Marvelous Principal's Office Fat Ankles
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
Big dark gaming laptop trump supporter
  12/13/25
...
razzle pink pervert
  12/13/25
...
massive institution boistinker
  12/13/25
...
Well-lubricated Shrine
  12/13/25
...
Dashing Poppy Kitchen
  12/14/25
...
elite nursing home
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
Comical Station
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/13/25
ty
Comical Station
  12/14/25
...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
Territorial maniacal parlour hunting ground
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Roblox
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
adventurous step-uncle's house
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/14/25
poerkan
Sepia business firm old irish cottage
  12/14/25
...
Comical Station
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
Sepia business firm old irish cottage
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Dashing Poppy Kitchen

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious tattoo

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sepia business firm old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: lfo

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration windowlicker

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: soggy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: aggressive lascivious quadroon milk

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted indian lodge travel guidebook

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Flesh church

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: exhilarant legal warrant

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Lime sanctuary wrinkle

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Navy slippery field candlestick maker

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Big dark gaming laptop trump supporter

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular area

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Spectacular area

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: curious organic girlfriend lodge

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Principal's Office Fat Ankles

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Big dark gaming laptop trump supporter

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: razzle pink pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: massive institution boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Dashing Poppy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: elite nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Comical Station

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Comical Station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Territorial maniacal parlour hunting ground

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Roblox

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous step-uncle's house

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Sepia business firm old irish cottage

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Comical Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral purple whorehouse party of the first part

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Sepia business firm old irish cottage

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2Elisa#49510939)