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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Adulterous honey-headed set
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Adulterous honey-headed set
  01/05/26
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Adulterous honey-headed set
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Adulterous honey-headed set
  01/06/26
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lemon idea he suggested fanboi
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Vivacious Chest-beating Chapel Personal Credit Line
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Dull supple cruise ship
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
saffron wonderful pit
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/06/26
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mauve razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
saffron wonderful pit
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed
  01/06/26
Lmao
Adulterous honey-headed set
  01/06/26
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cyan dashing state wrinkle
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Big-titted haunted graveyard
  01/06/26
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Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Adulterous honey-headed set

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Adulterous honey-headed set

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Adulterous honey-headed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Adulterous honey-headed set

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: lemon idea he suggested fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Chest-beating Chapel Personal Credit Line

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Dull supple cruise ship

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: saffron wonderful pit

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: mauve razzle-dazzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: saffron wonderful pit

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Obsidian irradiated halford scourge upon the earth

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bat-shit-crazy Public Bath Half-breed

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Adulterous honey-headed set

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: cyan dashing state wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Big-titted haunted graveyard

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Jet idiotic sweet tailpipe market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)