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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: self-centered mad cow disease corner

YANN PERROD GOES TO THE STEAK SHOP

BY BLOODACRE

Yann Perrod wanted to eat a cheese steak. Yann Perrod went to the local steak place. They served pizza, steaks, and subs.

"I want a cheese steak", said Yann Perrod.

"You cannot have a cheese steak!" said the clerk.

"I am the most alpha muscle stud in the world!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can have a 6 inch cheese steak for $6.99, a 9 inch cheese steak for $8.99, or a 12 inch cheese steak for $10.99" said the clerk. "But fries will be extra!"

"I am the most perfect physical specimen the planet has ever seen!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can add fries for just 99 cents, but your soda will be $1.95 for a large."

Yann Perrod became very angry. He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. Then he flexed his gigantic PISSWORM.

He came all over the countertop.

He came all over the cash register.

He came all over the soda machine.

He came all over the stools.

He came all over the arcade game.

He came all over the takeout menu.

He came all over the regular menu.

He came all over the floor.

He came all over the sink.

He came all over the janitor's closet.

He did not come all over the vegetables because there was a sneeze guard.

Yann Perrod got a 12 inch cheese steak for only $5.99 and the fries were free. He ate it and enjoyed it very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095561)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry heaven

180 BILLION

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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: smoky lodge

STROKE of genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095572)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Black hilarious rigor

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write one about young pro JK Roher!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095612)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired marketing idea ticket booth

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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hideous cuckoldry tattoo

jesus fucking christ lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095622)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brass Church Immigrant

Re-evaluate your life you psycho geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095623)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring thriller stead

(Guy MAF struggling w writers block and jelly of BA's creative genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25096739)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Underhanded painfully honest temple old irish cottage



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: Green Goyim Dopamine



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Date: February 26th, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: jade vengeful liquid oxygen mother

there was a sneeze guard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25095636)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage

He did NOT cum on the vegetables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25096652)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: Black hilarious rigor



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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Shivering Beady-eyed Field

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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage

"He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25096656)



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Date: December 26th, 2018 4:58 AM
Author: Bonkers lemon crackhouse pocket flask

Underrated line

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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: vivacious wrinkle pistol

stifled laughter; fear of explaining what is so funny. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25096717)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM
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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: vivacious wrinkle pistol

still true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26916608)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: magical plaza goal in life

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Date: February 27th, 2014 11:06 AM
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Date: February 27th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine office gunner

bloodacre is the hemingway of xoxo

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Date: February 27th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Black hilarious rigor



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Date: February 27th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: magical plaza goal in life

The understated prose perfectly suits the powerful subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25097138)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: blathering point psychic



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Ultramarine office gunner



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part



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Date: September 11th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Comical dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: February 27th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: rose round eye

a STIMWORTHY tale for the ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25097608)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated lascivious love of her life cumskin



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Date: February 27th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested Half-breed



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Date: February 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: irate amber library

full scholly

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Date: February 23rd, 2017 6:17 AM
Author: Costumed fuchsia brunch doctorate



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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Juggernaut French Chef

why didn't he get his soda though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25098870)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Black hilarious rigor



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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: titillating chocolate scourge upon the earth

yeah wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25100044)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: white toilet seat university

guessing he clogged the soda fountain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25100137)



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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: blathering point psychic

the soda fountain only had DIET spermrush. can't blame him for just getting water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25100435)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry heaven



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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested Half-breed



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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage

I fucking love how the shopkeep *refuses* to serve him a cheese steak and immediately buckles and gives what appears to be a regular price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25102458)



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Date: March 1st, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: Black hilarious rigor



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Clear really tough guy



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Date: December 19th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling dragon



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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: irate amber library

full scholly

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Date: March 5th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: magical plaza goal in life



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Date: March 10th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: irate amber library



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Date: March 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Flirting Boiling Water Striped Hyena

stim to motherfucking win 180s

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Date: March 28th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested Half-breed



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Date: March 31st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: irate amber library



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Date: March 31st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: magical plaza goal in life



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Date: April 25th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired marketing idea ticket booth



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Date: April 25th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: irate amber library



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy theatre



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested Half-breed



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy theatre

a top bloodacre thread all-time

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Date: June 24th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: big-titted school cafeteria fanboi



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Date: June 24th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse abusive bawdyhouse

omg this was so worth coming back to this cesspool of a board. i literally loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25807865)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 2:05 AM
Author: Demanding Fat Ankles

this would work well as a children's picture book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#25807882)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Coiffed startled ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#47497937)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal

Thought about this today during an M&A conference call. I wondered if any of the other lawyers on the call secretly also knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26486874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Crimson Garrison Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26486880)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy theatre

This is the best IFNB thread. Absolute pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26486890)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: pearly heady step-uncle's house

based on a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26486902)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: purple razzmatazz lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26487217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: erotic razzle giraffe genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26487211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage

I think my favorite part is that Yann flexes his "left" and "right muscle".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26487263)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26916415)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: self-centered mad cow disease corner

;). oh you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26916419)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#26916577)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: Exciting property

VERY KAFKAESQUE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27527582)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring primrose antidepressant drug kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27691265)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27691288)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 8:41 AM
Author: Bearded trump supporter forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27927437)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Crawly tripping rehab hairy legs

>He did not come all over the vegetables because there was a sneeze guard.

I fucking laughed out loud at this part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27927656)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Business Firm Famous Landscape Painting

The illustrated water color children's book would have a picture of the pristine vegetables, with a sneeze guard streaked with a huge dripping load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27927664)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Crawly tripping rehab hairy legs

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27927667)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: dull boyish market hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27928007)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: dull boyish market hissy fit

a pop-up tab that, when pulled, would ENGORGE perrod's PISSWORM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27928017)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: silver vigorous puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#30418768)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Laughsome wine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#37094993)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 3:50 AM
Author: contagious public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#38232068)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Before there was AI, Bloodacre’s story waited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#49538318)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: dull boyish market hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#27928006)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: dull boyish market hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#28028603)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#28639844)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Underhanded painfully honest temple old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#28681195)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: khaki abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#28995500)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Glittery haunting dingle berry state

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#28995515)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:04 AM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#29375609)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal

I can't believe this hasn't been bumped even once in 2016.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#30360702)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: silver vigorous puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: red marvelous bbw base



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious wrinkle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#31785187)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Senate Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#32670902)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Floppy community account

this is exactly like a Wesley Willis song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#32670914)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 6:27 AM
Author: Histrionic peach mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#32682752)



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Date: March 20th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Laughsome wine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#32871286)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: spruce high-end home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#33017321)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: dull boyish market hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#33346935)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part

holy shit I was just thinking about this thread today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#33346939)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome wine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#33405051)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Mustard cruel-hearted area crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#33405326)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#34365825)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: multi-colored faggotry heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#34420269)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal

Time for the 2018 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#35138901)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#35723347)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:54 AM
Author: Comical dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

glad he took out both menus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#35723365)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Station Gay Wizard



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Date: May 7th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part

this story is now forever tainted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#35999598)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#37095004)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: flesh stirring pisswyrm menage



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Date: January 6th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready walnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#39389073)



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Date: August 23rd, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal

I can't believe this hasn't been bumped in 2.5 years holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#45058393)



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Date: October 14th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: cream spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#45331968)



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Date: October 14th, 2022 4:12 PM
Author: spruce high-end home selfie



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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: Autistic gas station



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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: bipolar diverse casino



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: Autistic gas station



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Date: October 10th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part



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Date: October 10th, 2023 3:08 PM
Author: doobsian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#46914887)



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Date: September 11th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Comical dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Comical dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: October 29th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Nudist principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&forum_id=2Elisa#48256606)



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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Comical dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: January 7th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: bistre ratface party of the first part



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