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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092663) |
Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092678) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone 180 ^ 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092755) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: territorial messiness dilemma The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093122) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Generalized Bond I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me
the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Laughsome Codepig Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092688) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092725) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092745) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: cobalt striped hyena karate I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103197) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Transparent boyish turdskin Hit on various women who rejected me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092707) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Comical ruby gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Comical ruby gaming laptop My worst was a hotel front desk clerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096705) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: brilliant house-broken lodge digit ratio did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098413) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Transparent boyish turdskin I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100131) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092749) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092763) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Vigorous hell jewess let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092769) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Excitant Range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092772) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot how did the random guy turn the stove on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Vigorous hell jewess lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092941) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: opaque area go to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092770) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092771) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: misunderstood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093440) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Lavender hyperventilating boistinker affirmative action blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092777) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone Incredible poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092784) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093059) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: misunderstood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093441) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to clean it up and turned out it was his roommates towel. Whoops! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092780) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Bateful national I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it was *somebody else's* towel as if everything else is just noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103799) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: White Fat Ankles Hospital A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway and for some reason I thought he was going in for a high five so I swung at him wildly with my open hand trying to make contact and he ducked out of the way like I was trying to hit him. I was so bewildered by the whole interaction that I didn’t even say anything and just scurried off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092781) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092782) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: galvanic sadistic alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092791) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Soo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092796) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092849) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Laughsome Codepig Pumpkin beers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092862) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092883) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093077) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093435) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: misunderstood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093442) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Smoky menage boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093542) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: obsidian wonderful institution lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097029) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: insecure marvelous hall police squad why were you drunk at school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097258) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103497) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: Comical ruby gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100063) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: territorial messiness dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100109) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Garnet diverse giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100361) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: cordovan kitchen private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100837) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Clear Plaza Weed Whacker Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092789) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092790) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Clear Plaza Weed Whacker i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.
I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a female (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092859) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Clear Plaza Weed Whacker you're a cool female! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093742) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: racy out-of-control church i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.
I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.
Id often go up and play the "Jessica invited me" (or Yessica if it was more puerto rican looking).
Sometimes this lead to me having to say "What? There's no Jessica?? I must have the wrong address, Im so sorry!"
There was an ocassional them saying, "Hey Jessica, you know this guy?"
More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".
Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Overrated pistol theatre 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092820) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: Judgmental Mad-dog Skullcap Stag Film 180 need more stories from this period of life brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096986) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: insecure marvelous hall police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097257) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:14 AM Author: silver effete center depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097221) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: Offensive point half-breed Registered for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092803) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone Wasnt it a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092840) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Draw this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092857) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png
i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:
lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.
gunner: what lol are you ok?
lex: yeah i'm fine.
gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093029) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend https://ibb.co/607Mnjzv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093269) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093277) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot 180. Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend i'm a lucky man, no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093350) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Rank the top 5 stories itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093354) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: galvanic sadistic alpha scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094816) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095392) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096698) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: silver effete center depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097222) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:35 AM Author: Black Thriller Whorehouse Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097246) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103713) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: turquoise swollen party of the first part rehab I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097953) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092892) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092913) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093193) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: insecure marvelous hall police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097277) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Dun forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: talented coldplay fan community account Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?
This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :( |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: appetizing lilac house organic girlfriend ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression DV and i got locked up for 3 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092843) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Grizzly embarrassed to the bone idiot corn cake Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092875) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092882) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot much many more details to do the needful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092901) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.
i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that! |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.
I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093123) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093158) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093292) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: talented coldplay fan community account Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092903) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye this was with my exwife! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092910) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: talented coldplay fan community account I didnt know you were a divorcee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092917) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye still am too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093015) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Bistre nofapping address brethren Many layers to this fag’s loserdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093038) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.
haha crazy right? |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Bistre nofapping address brethren “I’m a huge simp”
great poast, champ |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093116) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Bistre nofapping address brethren You’re too in your 40s to talk like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093135) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093166) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression other things:
1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.
2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.
3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.
there are others, but these are top of mind. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Vigorous hell jewess i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092950) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.
showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Vigorous hell jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093136) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.
had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.
the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression 180. Louis cannon type story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: insecure marvelous hall police squad Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098106) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093039) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression wild stuff, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093056) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 05 and tried to drive home. for some reason i drove to my childhood home's neighborhood. woke up at 7 am with the car running in front of a cop's house, but luckily the cop had recently been killed in the line of duty.
oh, this is a good one. in 2012 i ate a bunch of ambien and drank a 6 pack. then drove to the liquor store to get more beer and was changing out CDs in my car and crashed into a truck. i fled and went home and texted my wife (she was out) "woah someone just hit my car and took off lol" but about 10 mins later the cops came to my house. i remember them being in my condo and one of them laughing at me that i'd have to report this to the bar, etc. another cop was like "hey genius, you know your VIN was on the panel of your car that you left at the scene, don't you?"
i was 100% out of it and hallucinating. they didn't charge me with DUI bc i was no longer at the scene, but they told me they knew i was drunk.
i wound up making up a story about taking the med as prescribed and sleep driving. i got off. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: Comical ruby gaming laptop we should party sometime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096948) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Milky chapel filthpig accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can (for a kerosene heater), woke up in blackface, entire cabin coated with soot
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Alcoholic Big Sandwich Roommate Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.
The dog bed was right in front of my security door. I kept the front door open because it was summer and no A/C.
I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”
It was pretty embarrassing. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a black lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093139) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Alcoholic Big Sandwich Roommate Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093191) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone You have a black wife and yellow lab? You got those two mixed up, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093202) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Alcoholic Big Sandwich Roommate OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093383) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: topaz sanctuary national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093641) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: Lavender hyperventilating boistinker affirmative action now you need a yellow mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093273) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: razzle volcanic crater cruise ship I was a knife salesman for Cutco knives and showed up to a sales appointment drunk and proceeded to cut myself in multiple spots during the demonstration, and got the blood all over my white shirt. The people were terrified and bought a bunch of knives just to get rid of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093283) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Mewling skinny woman spot 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093288) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Spectacular geriatric piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093367) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Alcoholic Big Sandwich Roommate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093382) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: White Fat Ankles Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093417) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: misunderstood locus lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Vivacious Citrine Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093447) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Sepia stimulating site "Go and do likewise, gents." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093450) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093486) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: misunderstood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093586) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Domesticated brindle tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094818) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: insecure marvelous hall police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097278) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Exhilarant puce casino sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100090) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Scarlet arousing lay indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093497) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: chrome curious senate mexican this would make a great scene in a movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097013) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:45 AM Author: obsidian wonderful institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097041) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: silver effete center depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097226) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: Dun forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099912) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: Comical ruby gaming laptop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100060) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Idiotic Sapphire New Version Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49101150) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: misunderstood locus This thread delivered. My story involves getting extremely drunk at a summer associate event. Being extremely drunk I figured I shouldn't get a cab but should "walk it off" on my way home. For some reason I either drunk dialed my parents or they called me and I stupidly picked up and vaguely got in some huge fight with them, the details or even high level of which I had no clue about the next day. I finally staggered home and my dog and wife were both disgusted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093458) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Laughsome Codepig One time I passed out in a Subway parking lot. The cops found me and went through my phone to find someone to take me. They called my grandma, luckily she was asleep since it was late. They went down the list and found a friend to come get me. Glad I didn't get run over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095073) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: pungent dashing dragon space fucked up my favorite jeans and a pair of shoes i really liked because I fell into a retention pond in Orlando while taking a shortcut to a gas station to buy more beer after I went out for the night on a work trip and wanted to keep drinking. by some miracle I actually brought a second pair of shoes because the next day I flew directly to Washington DC to attend the 2016 inauguration of Donald Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093482) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 4:44 AM Author: Cerebral green market I severely fucked up my Speedmaster drunkenly falling up concrete stairs leading to a Jimmy John’s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097176) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Aromatic people who are hurt stage sex with men for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093487) |
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