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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker Girl I was seeing who got divorced in April, her ex contacted my wife and spilled the beans. Apparently he was back home drinking with his buds and I just know that damn Coldplay shit got him to do this. I should've listened to literally every poaster on here that told me not to do this. From now on, I'm taking all life advice from XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118675) |
Date: July 21st, 2025 11:35 AM Author: grievance officer Pics of your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118676) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker Let's just assume she's a 300-pound birdshit or an Asian passing half-jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118682) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:35 AM Author: i gave my cousin head gas all jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118679) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:37 AM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) can you give us a refresher on your situation? i remember there was something going on but not exactly what. your side piece's husband caught her, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118684) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:38 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker yeah and she spilled the beans, he did a background check on me and contacted me and i ignored it. i thought he was moving on and i was still seeing her, then ot of the blue he just texted my wife. she thought it was a scam text but i just admitted everything, figured she'd find the truth eventually and further lying would just complicate things. i've broken it off with the side piece now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118690) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:50 AM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) oh man. how did your wife take it?
IIRC, your marriage seems bad and it's questionable whether it's salvageable. you might want to tell your wife you guys need to work on shit and if you aren't consistently fucking at the end of it, you need to bounce. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:51 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker she took it extremely poorly, we'll see what unfolds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118727) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:53 AM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) i hate to say this, but i doubt you guys are going to stay together. you need to give it a shot, but prepare for it to fail.
odd how the dood let stuff sit for weeks and then reached out to your wife. what'd he say, exactly |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker I think we can. I didn't put all the details on XO but I believe if I work hard she will eventually forgive me. He said something like "Is this Mrs Buttfucker? If so, your husband Billy Buttfucker is having an affair with my ex wife. If this is not Mrs Buttfucker, please ignore."
Anyway, I am being fully honest with Mrs Buttfucker, ended it with that dude's ex wife, and basing all further life choices on XO. |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:38 AM Author: false memories you're crashing out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118688) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:40 AM Author: lfo here's your advice 1. Delete all apps on ur phone 2. download Grindr 3. fiber colon cleanse |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:57 AM Author: autoadmit main character Thank you for bringing this shtick back I love you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118747) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker not flame unfortunately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752966&forum_id=2Elisa#49118748) |