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Coldplay slore greenlights NYT feature on her tough life:

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/style/coldplay-concert-co...
Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/19/25
wow, it's just as i suspected: the woman did nothing wrong a...
unhinged pale dysfunction partner
  12/19/25
Cabot decided to rent a getaway for the weekend, alone, as i...
Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/19/25
Why are libs so attached to #hashtags still? It’s like...
hairless organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
Why are they still attaching -gate to everything like the Bo...
Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/19/25
"organic wine" Good to know the "put organ...
Silver nighttime school karate
  12/19/25
this woman’s whole life is an absurd farce
Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
  12/19/25
Just what "Burt Reynolds" needed too.
Aromatic henna property
  12/19/25
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Ungodly corn cake native
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curious space juggernaut
  12/19/25
Powerful jawline, definitely high-T
Aromatic henna property
  12/19/25
ngl she's a slore but I would want her to peg me.
Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/19/25
is she of the cabot-lodge family?
topaz whorehouse
  12/19/25
I’m a Cleary man myself
Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
  12/19/25
self care. organic wine. labradoodles. it's very frustratin...
Garnet church factory reset button
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unhinged pale dysfunction partner
  12/19/25
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Silver nighttime school karate
  12/19/25
have you considered eating, praying, and loving?
topaz whorehouse
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Splenetic electric institution
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Light abode
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Domesticated titillating headpube
  12/19/25
Not a labradoodle, Bernedoodle, tp
Twinkling parlor
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Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
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Sable toaster
  12/19/25
“I was so embarrassed and so horrified,” she sai...
Cracking orchid market clown
  12/19/25
so brave
topaz whorehouse
  12/19/25
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Domesticated titillating headpube
  12/19/25
"Jesus, our fiduciary duty to the shareholders."
narrow-minded learning disabled liquid oxygen hunting ground
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Cracking orchid market clown
  12/19/25
"Even before leaving the stadium, I was in a perfectly ...
Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/19/25
What's even crazier is that she had been completely ethical ...
Domesticated titillating headpube
  12/19/25
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Cracking orchid market clown
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Garnet church factory reset button
  12/19/25
Jesus, the Sarbanes-Oxley act
Autistic boltzmann resort
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Twinkling parlor
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Domesticated titillating headpube
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Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
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Aromatic henna property
  12/19/25
I don't believe for a second that she didn't fuck her boss. ...
bull headed lascivious ticket booth
  12/19/25
but she helped the CEO cheat, even if she now claims that he...
Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
  12/19/25
I believe that he lied about also being separated.
bull headed lascivious ticket booth
  12/19/25
I believe that he didn’t say shit and they both decide...
Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
  12/19/25
"we're basically separated", slurred your head of ...
Splenetic electric institution
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Slap-happy Ratface Menage
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Garnet church factory reset button
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Ivory Philosopher-king Azn
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unhinged pale dysfunction partner
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Sable toaster
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narrow-minded learning disabled liquid oxygen hunting ground
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Slap-happy Ratface Menage
  12/28/25
if I remember one thing from family law class it was that se...
Garnet church factory reset button
  12/19/25
Infidelity doesn't matter in most states unless you have a p...
bull headed lascivious ticket booth
  12/19/25
it was just a smooch!
burgundy stead
  12/19/25
it actually still shocks me how horrible modern women are
burgundy stead
  12/19/25
any bikini shots in the article?
dead rigor internal respiration
  12/28/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/style/coldplay-concert-couple-kiss-cam-woman.html

The two of us started the day in the kitchen. Cabot, her hair twisted up in a bun, was nervous, referring to bullet points as she unspooled her tale. But by evening, she was tucked into the couch, her large Bernedoodle, Burt Reynolds, as much in her lap as he could manage to be. She was not in a sexual relationship with her boss, she said. Before that night, they had never even kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522152)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: unhinged pale dysfunction partner

wow, it's just as i suspected: the woman did nothing wrong and has no responsibility whatsoever for what happened

i'm glad the Paper Of Record is here to validate what i instinctively already knew to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522158)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage

Cabot decided to rent a getaway for the weekend, alone, as if a little self-care would make everything better. She doesn’t laugh much about #coldplaygate, but she laughs at the absurdity of this. Her kids had plans, so she put some organic wine and her dog in the car and headed to the mountains. “I was like, ‘This is just what I need after a tough week,’” she said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522162)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: hairless organic girlfriend

Why are libs so attached to #hashtags still? It’s like 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522164)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage

Why are they still attaching -gate to everything like the Boomer pigs they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522165)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Silver nighttime school karate

"organic wine"

Good to know the "put organic on the label and charge birdbrains double" racket is still going on lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522172)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn

this woman’s whole life is an absurd farce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522921)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Aromatic henna property

Just what "Burt Reynolds" needed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522190)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Ungodly corn cake native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522181)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: curious space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522338)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Aromatic henna property

Powerful jawline, definitely high-T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522191)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage

ngl she's a slore but I would want her to peg me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522233)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: topaz whorehouse

is she of the cabot-lodge family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522237)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn

I’m a Cleary man myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522922)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Garnet church factory reset button

self care. organic wine. labradoodles.

it's very frustrating when they take our "satire" and just do it unironically. where am I supposed to go from here. I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522243)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: unhinged pale dysfunction partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522254)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Silver nighttime school karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522276)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: topaz whorehouse

have you considered eating, praying, and loving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522324)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Splenetic electric institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522359)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Light abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522639)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Domesticated titillating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522648)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Twinkling parlor

Not a labradoodle, Bernedoodle, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522753)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522925)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Sable toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49523011)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Cracking orchid market clown

“I was so embarrassed and so horrified,” she said. “I’m the head of H.R. and he’s the C.E.O. It’s, like, so cliché and so bad.” Cabot and Byron fled back to the bar. “We both just sat there with our heads in our hands, like, ‘What just happened?’” Even before leaving the stadium, they began to discuss how to manage their public transgression. “And the initial conversation was, ‘We have to tell the board.’”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522261)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: topaz whorehouse

so brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522329)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Domesticated titillating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522346)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded learning disabled liquid oxygen hunting ground

"Jesus, our fiduciary duty to the shareholders."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522708)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cracking orchid market clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522711)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage

"Even before leaving the stadium, I was in a perfectly ethical and appropriate headspace before I ever saw anything on TikTok."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Domesticated titillating headpube

What's even crazier is that she had been completely ethical all along and didn't realize she had done nothing wrong until now. But retracing her steps she concluded no wrong doing on her part ever, even since birth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522733)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking orchid market clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522763)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Garnet church factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522948)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Autistic boltzmann resort

Jesus, the Sarbanes-Oxley act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522759)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Twinkling parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522761)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Domesticated titillating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522783)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522926)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Aromatic henna property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522777)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: bull headed lascivious ticket booth

I don't believe for a second that she didn't fuck her boss. But she was already separated from her husband so she wasn't technically cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn

but she helped the CEO cheat, even if she now claims that he told her he was separated too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522931)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: bull headed lascivious ticket booth

I believe that he lied about also being separated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522942)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn

I believe that he didn’t say shit and they both decided to lie after the fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522985)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Splenetic electric institution

"we're basically separated", slurred your head of HR at the Coldplay concert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522950)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Garnet church factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522971)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Ivory Philosopher-king Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522986)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: unhinged pale dysfunction partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522987)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Sable toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49523017)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded learning disabled liquid oxygen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49523020)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ratface Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49545645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Garnet church factory reset button

if I remember one thing from family law class it was that separated means still married

apparently people fuck themselves in divorce proceedings all the time based on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522949)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: bull headed lascivious ticket booth

Infidelity doesn't matter in most states unless you have a prenup. This woman may have had one since she married into a rich family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49523025)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: burgundy stead

it was just a smooch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: burgundy stead

it actually still shocks me how horrible modern women are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49522943)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: dead rigor internal respiration

any bikini shots in the article?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2Elisa#49545677)