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What shtick should I run in 2026?

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insanely creepy parlor mad cow disease
  01/01/26
29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking
bespoke odious bawdyhouse dog poop
  01/02/26
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slimy anal locus
  01/01/26
A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best b...
yapping chestnut boltzmann
  01/01/26
yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam
Flatulent Nibblets
  01/01/26
sick burn, yo
Aphrodisiac walnut striped hyena
  01/01/26
I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / re...
Sapphire hairless regret
  01/01/26
Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice wh...
Swashbuckling windowlicker
  01/01/26
hahaha although....
Flatulent Nibblets
  01/01/26
This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up ...
Swashbuckling windowlicker
  01/01/26
Well the first part is entirely accurate
insanely creepy parlor mad cow disease
  01/01/26
Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.
Free-loading Federal Trailer Park Private Investor
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Titillating nursing home juggernaut
  01/02/26
Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally i...
fluffy bateful brethren
  01/01/26
we have like 6 mil of those already
Titillating nursing home juggernaut
  01/02/26
amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterr...
Cruel-hearted Quadroon Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/02/26


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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: bespoke odious bawdyhouse dog poop

29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: slimy anal locus



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: yapping chestnut boltzmann

A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best bet to drive poaster activity and has been for about 15 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554635)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Nibblets

yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554641)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac walnut striped hyena

sick burn, yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554658)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Sapphire hairless regret

I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / reading lots of books / forest bathing schtick myself. I have it all planned out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554640)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling windowlicker

Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice who just hired a shy young virginal but enthusiastic female Asian paralegal who just graduated from law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554642)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Flatulent Nibblets

hahaha although....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554645)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling windowlicker

This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up with some “tips” and creative ideas and such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554657)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlor mad cow disease

Well the first part is entirely accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49555205)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Free-loading Federal Trailer Park Private Investor

Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49554677)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home juggernaut



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: fluffy bateful brethren

Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally indefensible it is

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home juggernaut

we have like 6 mil of those already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49555721)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Quadroon Scourge Upon The Earth

amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterranean ancestry, 2+ years no-drink, complete slave/fanboi of kike masters. lives in Philly, Boston, Atlanta or DC. huge Trumpmo. 2nd marriage. secretly banging his secretary and going on semi-annual cocaine benders with tranny hookers.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2Elisa#49555793)