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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: violent circlehead location
nazis won WWII and our entire existence is eternal holocaust inside an occult hologram ultraterrestrial prism crystal technology
sometimes they come and check on us in electrical interdimensional airships with energy weapons hiding in storm clouds from outside of here
there are ways the eternal binding reality machine can be vandalized & scarred leading to entire parts of our existence being scratched out. this is currently happening with the forced injection of psychotropic torture poison chemicals to tens / hundreds of thousands of people at any given time who are locked in facilities in five point restraints and spit bags over their heads being experimented on in the US and pretty much all countries
there's also a lot of stuff going on with meth, sex drive, sexual fantasies, and sex magik
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49935308) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Blue windowlicker
"do you mean it actually happened more or less as is popularized?"
Yeah. Maybe numbers are exaggerated by 30% or something, but I believe that millions of Jews died. Maybe more of them died from starving than gassing or whatever, but the fact is that statistically a bunch of Jews disappeared. There were shitloads of Jews in Europe, and then there were almost none, and immigration to Israel or the US is nowhere near enough to explain the discrepancy. And it's pretty undeniable that a major Nazi goal was to get rid of Jews. You have to "BUT ACKSHUALLLLY WHAT THEY MEANT WAS..." a lot of shit to argue otherwise.
"2020 election - do you mean there was no funny business, or do you mean whatever funny business happened wasn't enough to affect the outcome?"
I don't believe there was anything resembling an orchestrated conspiracy to rig the election. I don't believe anything that did happen affected the outcome either way. I believe that any "funny business" was likely at worst either a) limited isolated incidents of some election staffer making a ballet box go poof, or b) stuff that's not actually illegal like "helping" poors/retards fill out mail in ballots. Probably quite a lot of the latter. Lots of really horseshit reddit level arguments come up here, like "B B BUT THE SWING INDICATORS!" or "DUR DUR SO MANY MORE PEOPLE VOTED THOUGH!" with very little evidence of pretty much anything. If rigging happened to any significant degree there is no way it would have occurred without massive amounts of evidence in the wake. People are way too fucking retarded to do this in a clean and coordinated on a grand scale while leaving no evidence.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49931660) |
Date: June 11th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: comical copper parlor toaster
Ultraterrestrials are real. John Keel's The Mothman Prophecies is 100% true.
Most of the moon landing was filmed in a studio to break the will of the Soviets. I am torn as to whether or not there was an actual moon landing, but I think much of what we've seen is studio footage.
Consuela isn't totally wrong about what is going on in the world.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49930964) |
Date: June 11th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Cerebral Sepia Lettuce
mine: I think it's conceivable that Hollywood powers really do replace stars who refuse to be controlled. I don't know the exact mechanism of replacement - maybe lookalikes with surgical alterations, actual twins (see e.g. Anya Wick's interviews about a lot of child stars having twins separated at young ages - she never said the replacement thing though), people in masks, etc.
the only specific star that I think was more likely replaced than not is Jim Carrey. there are a lot of people like Selena Gomez and Jenna Ortega who started looking way different within short time periods but I think it's more likely due to trauma, humiliation rituals, etc... but after the Epstein email about Selena Gomez and watching well-researched videos about how she seems to have gotten in the way of powerful Hollywood people's plans and goals, she's second on the list.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49931489) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Cerebral Sepia Lettuce
https://jmail.world/thread/vol00009-efta01040064-pdf?view=inbox
it could be ANYTHING. maybe concert tix for some of the little girls, whatever. literally anything.
but the theory that people were kicking around even before this email came out, and I'm not saying I actually believe this, is that Biebs and Selena secretly had a baby and he had to choose - for whatever dark purposes - to either give up her or the baby. they chose her and the current Selena is a replacement.
some people use the "die" typo as part of their rationale but nah ding I've read thousands of Epstein emails and don't think his shitty-ass spelling means anything
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49931555) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:05 AM Author: comical copper parlor toaster
I think it’s less a huge top down conspiracy and more a combination of the types of people who go into these academic fields and the fact that many of them don’t want to have to admit their work is bullshit even if evidence is presented showing it to be the case. A lot of people’s literal life’s work depends on status quo beliefs.
One of the other things that Hancock does is actually go into the field as almost the default approach. And he makes a very strong case for the usefulness of oral histories and doesn’t dismiss them as myth stories as typical academics do. So he finds leads to pursue because he isn’t tied to standard academic thinking. His book also gave me the sense that he really ‘does the work’ in a way that I don’t think the typical academic does.
The typical academic egghead fraud is just not equipped for this sort of approach and is, in my view, more predisposed to a sort of boring “nothing ever happens” gay perspective because it reflects who they are inside. And collectively they attack anyone who takes real views in opposition to them because it requires some amount of fortitude and will, something they basically never have.
I think there is also a great nihilism that has become pervasive in general and absolutely extends to this field. People have been conditioned to accept that “everything is just random lol we are all just stardust” ::hits vape:: so when someone really challenges their worldview, they lash out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49932941) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: comical copper parlor toaster
Are you familiar with pan-psychist ideas? I have come around on them quite a bit. Saw someone posit that the electromagnetic field is effectively where consciousness comes from. Almost reads like some sort of Soul Operating System that we all emerge from. Would also mean that everything is conscious to some degree.
One of those ideas that sounds crazy at first, but I think there are decent arguments for. Expert level meditators get to a point where they feel there is no true “self.” And it’s like, than what is there? Maybe it’s the field that we all emerge from and return to again and again for all time.
::rocks back and forth in padded room::
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49932955) |
Date: June 12th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: 180 locus
Humans or some species as/more intelligent than humans existed during the time of the dinosaurs.
Also dinosaurs are like 90% bullshit hyped up so archeology fags can get funding and to get kids interested in science
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49934051) |
Date: June 12th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: cheese-eating preventive strike
Phantom Time Hypothesis is 180 imo. But idk if there would be any reason for people today to keep up the farce.
Physicists are just a little too Jewish and a little too atheist. Carl Sagan was just a little too excited to explain how Insignificant the earth is. Makes me think this shit is Flat af tbh.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49934088)
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: 180 locus
Buffalo wing prices is another good one. In the span of a few months literally every chain restaurant and shitty dive bar raised the prices of wings from $8.99 to $14.99 without exception. Like zero examples. The govt has to have been involved and it was about suppressing the American middle class and/or punishing them for pointing out that 2020 was complete bullshit. Same with the way they prolonged Covid for way longer than was needed.
Some dive bar that happened to have a stock of frozen wings could have made bank just selling them for $10 post-covid but there was literally no one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49941065) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:22 AM Author: puce elite pit
Yes. The Great Pyramid of Giza is incredibly well-aligned with true astronomical north (its square base deviates by an average of only ~3.4 arcminutes (~0.05 degrees) counterclockwise. Even if you had a compass & corrected for the error between magnetic north and true north, you likely couldn't do better.
You can pretty easily approximate this by sticking a straight stick into the ground, pointing it toward the sun so that it casts no shadow, and then waiting. As the day progresses, its shadow will appear to grow and will point due east. It's just a 90 degree angle from there to get true north. It's the precision that's baffling.
Also, the Great Pyramid is positioned remarkably close to latitude 30 or exactly 1/3 of the way from the equator to the North Pole. Its precise latitude is 29.9792 degrees N, which is crazy considering the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 m/s. This could be mere coincidence, but recall that a "meter" was originally defined to be one ten millionth of the length of the meridian that runs from the North Pole through Paris to the equator.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49941690) |
Date: June 17th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: fiercely-loyal learning disabled background story
That there is an overarching number/mathematical ratio that is rooted in agriculture or solar behavior that governs and / or exerts influence on social economies/banking etc until this very day. That it has been discovered an articulated and has been suppressed - as was the case with the Soviet researcher who discovered sunspots impact financial markets - his findings were deliberately shut down. Some researchers also believe the catalyst that led to the emergence of the Great Depression was partly caused by crop failures due to the credit used by farmers in the banking system to pay their workers.
I also believe in some aspects of the Tartaria conspiracy theory / except unfortunately a lot of the people who are proponents of this are retards. I think the Hindu concept of having numerous prior civilizations is certainly possible.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49943938) |
Date: June 17th, 2026 6:42 PM Author: comical copper parlor toaster
Gave some more thought. Astrology is basically real. Not in the bullshit horoscope sense. But in the bigger star map sense of things.
I also think it can be argued without necessarily thinking that the stars directly influence us.
The stars were all mapped at a point in time and the initial map coincided with Earthly events that are cyclical in nature. i.e.) rise and fall of civilizations, overgrowth of society, wars, etc. These things all have a certain rhythm to them that is tied to the seasons and passing of time (and thus to the stars.) So whoever mapped this stuff initially would have been tying various constellations to events on the Earth.
I am trying to condense a fairly "large" thought, but hopefully My Dear Friends on XO get what I mean.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873163&forum_id=2Elisa#49944985)
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