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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
charismatic frisky plaza
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Heady abode
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Damn
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Heady abode

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Vibrant background story locale

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: curious stock car

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular mood theater stage

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: floppy property

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Walnut swashbuckling factory reset button windowlicker

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Vibrant background story locale

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: diverse iridescent area

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: appetizing grizzly elastic band

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: carmine depressive national security agency

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Bateful Saffron Sex Offender

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: trip immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: jade dragon

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Effete galvanic national kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: stirring lime kitchen travel guidebook

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Nighttime claret stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Thriller primrose antidepressant drug people who are hurt

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Maize boyish orchestra pit

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Mildly autistic reading party shrine

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: ocher histrionic codepig black woman

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Thriller primrose antidepressant drug people who are hurt

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good stag film

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle autistic partner lodge

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Maize boyish orchestra pit

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: comical rebellious affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Lascivious idiot half-breed

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: hilarious razzle gas station

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: hilarious razzle gas station

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: talented mustard psychic

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan infuriating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: hilarious razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop chapel

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular mood theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: talented mustard psychic

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Sepia seedy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Offensive Provocative House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: drab cerebral lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: lavender nibblets hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: jade dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: violent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Glassy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Sable Church Building Cuckoldry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Excitant haunted graveyard wagecucks

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan infuriating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible really tough guy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Titillating Twinkling Uncleanness Athletic Conference

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: jade dragon

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: hilarious razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: wonderful puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: cordovan infuriating hospital

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: violent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: motley home french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Roast Beef Foreskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maroon crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Big-titted Metal Stage

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: wonderful puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: drab cerebral lay

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular mood theater stage

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: drab cerebral lay

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Avocado juggernaut casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: umber passionate location place of business

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Amber Adulterous Death Wish Parlor

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Adventurous base jap

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: impertinent irradiated step-uncle's house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: crimson den incel

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: dashing dilemma

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Electric Center

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly elastic band

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: milky coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly elastic band

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Sable Church Building Cuckoldry

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular mood theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Bisexual mind-boggling garrison

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: jade dragon

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Thriller primrose antidepressant drug people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: violent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Vivacious locus telephone

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: out-of-control boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: hilarious razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Adventurous base jap

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged spectacular mood theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: puce multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: cordovan infuriating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Bisexual mind-boggling garrison

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: talented mustard psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Sepia seedy tank

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Bisexual mind-boggling garrison

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Sepia seedy tank

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Adventurous base jap

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: dashing dilemma

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Lake filthpig ticket booth

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: diverse iridescent area

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Racy Space Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Shitlib

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: ocher histrionic codepig black woman

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: charismatic frisky plaza

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Aromatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Round Eye

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: impertinent irradiated step-uncle's house clown

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: marvelous striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Contagious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: umber passionate location place of business

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Sickened Arousing Personal Credit Line Senate

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: brass beady-eyed useless brakes giraffe

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Exciting Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346693)