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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Bateful Business Firm
  01/18/26
Ty bb
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Insecure Brindle Piazza
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
based
Insecure Brindle Piazza
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
Wine hairraiser den mental disorder
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Bateful Business Firm
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
irate ratface
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Bateful Business Firm
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.
  01/18/26
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luis
  01/18/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
?
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
(fag)
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
cr
Histrionic yapping associate dilemma
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Massive site idea he suggested
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
beta apoplectic mood senate
  01/18/26
💋
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Congrats!
Vivacious internal respiration
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
federal people who are hurt dingle berry
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
federal people who are hurt dingle berry
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
cr
Histrionic yapping associate dilemma
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Red mewling keepsake machete faggotry
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Godawful arousing church building personal credit line
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
but will you?
costumed bbw
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Red mewling keepsake machete faggotry
  01/18/26
...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
Primrose Hall Travel Guidebook
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
❤️
Primrose Hall Travel Guidebook
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
Coral area
  01/18/26
...
dashing lodge
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/18/26
Congrats
green wagecucks
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
razzle theater stage gunner
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
180 you made it
olive stimulating meetinghouse rigor
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
!!!
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Spectacular Honey-headed Gaming Laptop
  01/18/26
congrats
Electric slap-happy property
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
disturbing bonkers incel forum
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
Titillating Home
  01/18/26
When pics
razzle theater stage gunner
  01/18/26
Congrats
Anal hairy legs
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Anal hairy legs
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Anal hairy legs
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Anal hairy legs
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
milky 180 dragon
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Aromatic pale abode
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Aromatic pale abode
  01/18/26
GAY
Judgmental seedy field
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
dupa
  01/18/26
...
garnet effete indirect expression
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Frozen stage cuck
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
multi-colored maize station circlehead
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
aphrodisiac lilac mad cow disease temple
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Judgmental seedy field
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
...
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
Crusty Kitchen Foreskin
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
aphrodisiac lilac mad cow disease temple
  01/18/26
...
ultramarine soggy factory reset button national
  01/18/26
...
costumed bbw
  01/18/26
180 congrats
self-centered crimson theater
  01/18/26
...
lsd
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
ultramarine soggy factory reset button national
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
buck-toothed locale
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Kenneth Play
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
lsd
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Nude Six Nine
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
luis
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
htt
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
No Paye No Gain
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Metal Up Your Ass
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
norwood ultra
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
gibberish (?)
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
lex
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
[deleted by poaster]
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
hank_scorpio
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
zesty
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
dirte
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Bateful Business Firm

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Insecure Brindle Piazza

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Insecure Brindle Piazza

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Wine hairraiser den mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Bateful Business Firm

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: irate ratface

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Bateful Business Firm

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.


Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: luis (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Histrionic yapping associate dilemma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Massive site idea he suggested

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: beta apoplectic mood senate

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: federal people who are hurt dingle berry

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: federal people who are hurt dingle berry

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic yapping associate dilemma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Red mewling keepsake machete faggotry

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Godawful arousing church building personal credit line

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: costumed bbw

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Red mewling keepsake machete faggotry

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Primrose Hall Travel Guidebook

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Primrose Hall Travel Guidebook

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Coral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: dashing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: green wagecucks

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house boltzmann

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: razzle theater stage gunner

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: olive stimulating meetinghouse rigor

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Gaming Laptop

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Electric slap-happy property

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: disturbing bonkers incel forum

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Titillating Home

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: razzle theater stage gunner

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Anal hairy legs

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Anal hairy legs

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Anal hairy legs

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Anal hairy legs

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: milky 180 dragon

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Aromatic pale abode

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic pale abode

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Judgmental seedy field

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: garnet effete indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Frozen stage cuck

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: multi-colored maize station circlehead

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac mad cow disease temple

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Judgmental seedy field

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Crusty Kitchen Foreskin

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac mad cow disease temple

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: ultramarine soggy factory reset button national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: costumed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: self-centered crimson theater

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: ultramarine soggy factory reset button national

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed locale

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: luis (luis)

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: htt

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: norwood ultra

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: lex

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] (my rich inner screens)

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: zesty

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: dirte

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2Elisa#49614165)