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i used to work for a solo (male) who sexually harassed me taking Qs (zurich)

taking questions about the harassment but really anything yo...
birdhouse in your soul
  12/31/24
Would you hire me on at your current firm?
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  12/31/24
are you interested in traditional labor?
birdhouse in your soul
  12/31/24
I'm a jack of all trades. I have done employment discriminat...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  12/31/24
Yes.
Lynn Conway
  12/31/24
180
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
are u an AZNgirl? did u swallow his cum or just let him cum ...
AZNgirl building Great Wall on Gook Airport runway
  12/31/24
im a dood, bro. we were in chicago once for an arbitratio...
birdhouse in your soul
  12/31/24
...
Faggottini
  12/31/24
lol wtf took this thread as flame. thats hilarious.
Live Free or Die.
  12/31/24
no, it's true and fucking hilarious. i have so many stories....
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
Would you let Jane Seymour (2024) blow you? She's 73.
snk neo geo
  12/31/24
yea shes hot af
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
you must have set off his gaydar. how was the blowjob?
sealclubber
  12/31/24
The least believable part of the story is that you turned hi...
snoot
  12/31/24
Would be funnier if he was a service partner.
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  12/31/24
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evan39
  01/01/25
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Judas Jones
  01/02/25
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I plan to absolutely ruin MPM
  01/02/25
when i was in sales i worked with this short, fat black fag ...
I plan to absolutely ruin MPM
  01/02/25
...
Slow Children Playing
  01/02/25
Rate the Sacramento office of Jackson Lewis
Wang Hernandez
  12/31/24
probably garbage. they had a napa office when i was there. i...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
Oh, I just checked. When I went back to JL from biglaw (bigg...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
I know guys making more flipping burgers than she is making ...
''"'""''"
  01/02/25
The pay at that firm is horrible. Like 60% of their business...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25
Is that old guy hiring? Can he host?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/31/24
...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  12/31/24
...
Jeetmaxxer 2025
  01/01/25
another day, he took me to lunch at the capital grille in ba...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
...
Faggottini
  01/01/25
there is (or was, anyaway) this thing called the baltimore c...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
He won me over with this poast.
Metal Up Your Ass
  01/02/25
Is this closeted homosexual schtick
..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,
  01/01/25
This all really happened but yes he was closeted. Married wi...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/01/25
It's sad because he was undoubtedly pressured into marriage ...
evan39
  01/01/25
It actually is sad. Hes clearly gay-gay, not just kinky or f...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25
you must have done *something* gay with this guy though righ...
internet guy
  01/02/25
No, the gay stuff I poast is jokes, though I joke like that ...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25
He was just hazing you. None of it was gay.
Judas Jones
  01/02/25
That would be 180 if true When I started, he only had one...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25
have you ever wondered (or inquired) about how many male ass...
I plan to absolutely ruin MPM
  01/02/25
i assume none, but listen to this bullshit. i used to sit in...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25
the boss, norman, had great taste in clothes and he had a lo...
birdhouse in your soul
  01/02/25


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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

taking questions about the harassment but really anything you'd like to ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505097)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Would you hire me on at your current firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505105)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

are you interested in traditional labor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505178)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

I'm a jack of all trades. I have done employment discrimination defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Lynn Conway

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48506150)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48508516)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl building Great Wall on Gook Airport runway

are u an AZNgirl? did u swallow his cum or just let him cum in ur slut pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505181)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

im a dood, bro.

we were in chicago once for an arbitration and he asked me to come to his room after dinner because he wanted "to discuss the case". i immediately was like wtf this sounds weird. and when we got in there he turned around and said "do you want me to service you?" and i said "nah, i'm ok thanks tho" and he said "wow, i don't know of anyone who would turn down a blowjob." was 180, he was trying to make me feel like something was wrong with me for not wanting a 70 yo man to blow me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505203)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505206)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Live Free or Die.

lol wtf took this thread as flame. thats hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505210)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

no, it's true and fucking hilarious. i have so many stories.

we were in chicago once and he said he had to meet "an old friend" and he couldnt go to dinner with me. i looked over his shoulder and saw he was texting with what had to be a millenial rentboy.

his credit cards were always being compromised too, lol. i guess these butt boys were stealing his number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507471)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: snk neo geo

Would you let Jane Seymour (2024) blow you? She's 73.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505225)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

yea shes hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507472)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: sealclubber

you must have set off his gaydar.

how was the blowjob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505600)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: snoot

The least believable part of the story is that you turned him down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505730)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

Would be funnier if he was a service partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48506010)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509030)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509991)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: I plan to absolutely ruin MPM (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510335)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: I plan to absolutely ruin MPM (gunneratttt)

when i was in sales i worked with this short, fat black fag named tony whose fetish was turning straight men, specifically rich old white men. he said it's very common in the gay community. on dating apps you'll often find guys trying to catfish other guys. anyway, tony was very successful in his pursuits. apparently a quality blowjob is something most men will never turn down, which manipulative gays use as the foothold into grooming new fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510172)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510212)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

Rate the Sacramento office of Jackson Lewis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505211)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

probably garbage. they had a napa office when i was there. it closed because the attorneys all got disbarred or disciplined. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507476)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

Oh, I just checked. When I went back to JL from biglaw (biggest career mistake I’ve made, by far), I worked with one of the Sacramento associates. She was very good, and I think she did both labor and employment. I hate the employment side of the practice and never do it. In any event she is now a PRINCIPAL so she must have enjoyed breakfast (and she’s now making like $235k as a second year partner).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48508533)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: ''"'""''"

I know guys making more flipping burgers than she is making as a “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509502)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

The pay at that firm is horrible. Like 60% of their business now is insurance shitwork. A lot of the labor and erisa lawyers are good but they have hundreds of retard HR lawyer insurance defenders billing at $300 an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509522)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Is that old guy hiring? Can he host?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505629)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48505632)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 5:28 AM
Author: Jeetmaxxer 2025



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48506683)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

another day, he took me to lunch at the capital grille in baltimore (we worked next door), and as we're looking at the menus he says:

"i had a weird dream last night"

now im thinking, oh jesus what is this going to be

"we were on a trip and you strapped me to the bed with belts and made me blow you. then you shit on my chest and made me eat it."

not making this up, the man said this to me. i was like "wow, weird dream" and changd the subject.

i have to give him credit, he kept this up for like 3 yrs straight even though i never bit on any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507484)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507549)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

there is (or was, anyaway) this thing called the baltimore city paper, like an alternative newspaper that i think came out weekly. each edition had a bunch of gay personal ads (which read like that halford CL ad, where one of the sentences was just "Fag.") i once went out to my car after work and all of the gay ads from the paper were left under my windshield wiper. he'd clearly left them there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48507553)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

He won me over with this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510305)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: ..,,....,,.,..,,..,,...,...,,....,...,


Is this closeted homosexual schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48508552)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

This all really happened but yes he was closeted. Married with two kids. Also was in his 70s

I remained friends with him. He’s 82 now. Funny thing - when I stopped being his employee he stopped all the gay comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509026)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: evan39

It's sad because he was undoubtedly pressured into marriage despite wanting cock. There are probably thousands of these old guys still out there with grandkids who have been living a lie for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509035)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

It actually is sad. Hes clearly gay-gay, not just kinky or freaky or whatever. He seems happy overall but deep down he’s got to be in anguish because he’s lived a lie.

Despite the weird fag stuff, which I honestly found amusing, he is a good friend and I am very grateful he hired me as a jobless recent lol school grad with not a lot going on. He taught me things I still use to this day (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509489)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: internet guy

you must have done *something* gay with this guy though right? youre posting ouvreu has contained many, well, not entirely straight posts over the years. i find it hard to believe nothing happened at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509493)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

No, the gay stuff I poast is jokes, though I joke like that irl and some of my friends think I’m a homo in secret.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509525)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Judas Jones

He was just hazing you. None of it was gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48509997)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

That would be 180 if true

When I started, he only had one computer and it was in the lobby by the secretary, so you had to go out there to check his aol account. I went on there one day and there was an old school avi video clip (this was 2007 or 2008) showing a dick going into what looked like a male ass. I didn’t say anything but the secretary must have seen it later and told him about it. We have a client whose head of HR was a lisping gay guy. My boss insisted that it must have been a “virus” that came through in one of his emails, to the point where he called this guy with me in his office and alerted him to it. The guy was horrified too so I guess he thought that the porn clip did, in fact, come through in one of his emails.

This was before I knew he was a closet case. When I figured that out I was like oh, right this guy just looks at gay porn on his office computer while he checks his professional emails on his aol account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510020)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: I plan to absolutely ruin MPM (gunneratttt)

have you ever wondered (or inquired) about how many male associates wound up accepting the bj?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510184)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

i assume none, but listen to this bullshit. i used to sit in his file room and go through old files on associates from the 80s on. i was actually encouraged that a lot of them wound up in biglaw after working for him (as did i!). anyway, there was a file on this guy named steve schwartzman who worked for him in the early 90s. the guy quit and my boss fought his unemployment for some reason - so steve argued constructive discharge due to sexual harassment. and boss hired a litigation boutique in baltimore to defend him. i read the transcript of the UE hearing. it was hilarious. one thing that sticks out in my memory is my boss said he had "a fatal attraction" to him, lmao. the guy basically hit on him all the time like he did with me and steve couldn't take it and he left. thing is this, steve was gay. boss used to tell me about him too, and say "he walked around looking all gay, with his ass switching around. it was really offputting."

when i got to jackson lewis, there was a dood named brooks (you might be picturing a tall frat bro who doesn't work hard, and that is what he was). he worked for the solo at the same time steve did (he later wound up enjoying DLA piper and left there to start the baltimore JL office with the whole practice group). when i started there, he was like "oh man, i have a story about norman" (norman is the solo) and he told me about the harassment. i had to act surprised, like i didn't know all of this.

but as far as i know, nobody took him up on it. but i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48510408)



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Date: January 2nd, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: birdhouse in your soul ((zurich is stained))

the boss, norman, had great taste in clothes and he had a lot of dress shirts from saville row and jermyn street that he gave me bc he'd gained weight.

he brought them to me and told our law clerk that i was going to "model shirts for us" and the law clerk and i just looked at each other like um wtf.

when norman laid me off, that clerk got me a job at a midlaw firm and basically saved my career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5657321&forum_id=2Elisa#48512060)