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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

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charcoal legal warrant
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
translucent location
  07/14/25
many such cases!
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asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, &quo...
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  07/14/25
terminal case of yellow fever tp
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  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
chocolate abusive prole
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
translucent location
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
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  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
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FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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  07/14/25
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
crimson public bath
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Mauve quadroon dragon
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
crimson public bath
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
Cerebral menage
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
fishy infuriating university
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Cerebral menage
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Mauve quadroon dragon
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
Bull headed flirting stage mental disorder
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
Insecure sepia bawdyhouse mother
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
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I wish NPB were still here
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chocolate abusive prole
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
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  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
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I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
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crimson public bath
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Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
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  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
Insecure sepia bawdyhouse mother
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chocolate abusive prole
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How do you think it got the name?
Excitant sooty hissy fit
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
racy scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
Dashing sickened theatre nibblets
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Dashing sickened theatre nibblets
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
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"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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this is retarded. why is she running away?
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: charcoal legal warrant

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: translucent location

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: disturbing yellow feces sandwich

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: impertinent rigor abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Federal Locale Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Idiotic Base Useless Brakes

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: azure striped hyena

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chocolate abusive prole

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: translucent location

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: dead tanning salon

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Magical Twinkling Jew People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: crimson public bath

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mauve quadroon dragon

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: crimson public bath

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cerebral menage

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: fishy infuriating university

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Cerebral menage

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Mauve quadroon dragon

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Bull headed flirting stage mental disorder

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Insecure sepia bawdyhouse mother

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Cocky passionate kitchen

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: crimson public bath

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: charcoal legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: chocolate abusive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: charcoal legal warrant

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: crimson public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Excitant sooty hissy fit

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: pearl big box office

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: chocolate abusive prole

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Insecure sepia bawdyhouse mother

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: chocolate abusive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Excitant sooty hissy fit

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: racy scourge upon the earth

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Dashing sickened theatre nibblets

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Dashing sickened theatre nibblets

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Ocher garrison

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Bistre Unholy Meetinghouse

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated trust fund

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated trust fund

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Cordovan National Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Cordovan National Digit Ratio

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated trust fund

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic Haunted Graveyard

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot Kitty

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic Haunted Graveyard

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Apoplectic Haunted Graveyard

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Violent institution keepsake machete

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic Haunted Graveyard

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Violent institution keepsake machete

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Cordovan National Digit Ratio

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Ocher garrison

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Cordovan National Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Bull headed flirting stage mental disorder

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: Appetizing carnelian patrolman center

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: translucent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105221)