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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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Wine circlehead
  04/20/26
tim apple
Walnut Sanctuary
  04/20/26
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Mildly autistic insanely creepy associate nibblets
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mewling dilemma electric furnace
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onyx gunner wagecucks
  04/20/26
Ran here
frum temple
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
Wine circlehead
  04/20/26
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Submissive ruddy newt jew
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
Lascivious flushed philosopher-king
  04/20/26
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mint spectacular stage
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
Gay trailer park voyeur
  04/20/26
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Sadistic house
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Alcoholic Odious Dysfunction
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
angry dog poop
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Alcoholic Odious Dysfunction
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
electric bawdyhouse travel guidebook
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
Fighting address sneaky criminal
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
Fighting address sneaky criminal
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
aquamarine mood
  04/20/26
yes
racy massive pozpig
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
Gay trailer park voyeur
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
mewling dilemma electric furnace
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
Wine circlehead
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
Fighting address sneaky criminal
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
angry dog poop
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
Lascivious flushed philosopher-king
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
lavender state ratface
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
cracking amethyst mother mental disorder
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
soul-stirring avocado crackhouse
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
honey-headed appetizing theatre
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
soul-stirring avocado crackhouse
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
floppy insane goyim indian lodge
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
soul-stirring avocado crackhouse
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
honey-headed appetizing theatre
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
floppy insane goyim indian lodge
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
flesh piazza
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
floppy insane goyim indian lodge
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
floppy insane goyim indian lodge
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Wine circlehead



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Walnut Sanctuary

tim apple

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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic insanely creepy associate nibblets



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: mewling dilemma electric furnace



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: onyx gunner wagecucks



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: frum temple

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830051)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Wine circlehead

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Submissive ruddy newt jew



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious flushed philosopher-king

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830007)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: mint spectacular stage



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Gay trailer park voyeur

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Sadistic house



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Odious Dysfunction

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: angry dog poop

theyre too far behind everyone now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Odious Dysfunction

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: electric bawdyhouse travel guidebook

Replaced by Temu CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Fighting address sneaky criminal

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Fighting address sneaky criminal

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: aquamarine mood

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: racy massive pozpig

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Gay trailer park voyeur

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: mewling dilemma electric furnace

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Wine circlehead

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Fighting address sneaky criminal

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: angry dog poop

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Lascivious flushed philosopher-king

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: lavender state ratface

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: cracking amethyst mother mental disorder

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring avocado crackhouse

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: honey-headed appetizing theatre

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring avocado crackhouse

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: floppy insane goyim indian lodge

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring avocado crackhouse

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: honey-headed appetizing theatre

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: floppy insane goyim indian lodge

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: flesh piazza

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: floppy insane goyim indian lodge

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: floppy insane goyim indian lodge

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831516)