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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: talented crotch kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: canary resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Chrome Exhilarant Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Submissive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Cerebral hall newt

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Cerebral hall newt

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: infuriating angry factory reset button

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Snowy stage feces

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: vivacious henna marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: vivacious henna marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spruce Pit Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Sadistic pearl therapy

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: low-t wild electric furnace

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: excitant church building

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Geriatric Codepig

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx rehab

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: heady heaven

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: dark underhanded bawdyhouse

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: olive idea he suggested hell

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: impressive space azn

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: yapping center

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: heady heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136986)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: sinister chapel

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: mewling emerald cuckoldry

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: wine shaky range community account

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: concupiscible honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: free-loading turquoise juggernaut

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: vermilion step-uncle's house gaping

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: lilac hideous ratface den

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Flushed library turdskin

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: navy boltzmann

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller Sound Barrier Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: purple razzmatazz menage mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: red disturbing shrine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: sexy wonderful area hunting ground

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: navy boltzmann

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Geriatric Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: low-t wild electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Charismatic pocket flask

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled floppy home travel guidebook

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: hairraiser parlor

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: navy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: violent mad-dog skullcap gas station

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: cowardly round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: crusty out-of-control fanboi half-breed

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed chad liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spruce Pit Gunner

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine Locus

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Territorial misanthropic meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Flickering adventurous senate patrolman

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted indigo athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Exciting white principal's office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Iridescent indecent whorehouse

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Exciting white principal's office mexican

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Spot

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: bearded jade trust fund

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling abnormal dopamine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Charismatic pocket flask

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: heady heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Claret parlour preventive strike

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Gold philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Insane main people market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly voyeur coffee pot

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: bisexual curious degenerate becky

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: glittery national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling abnormal dopamine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: bisexual curious degenerate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated onyx rehab

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Jet electric coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: heady heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Naked skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: opaque roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: opaque roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: opaque roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bright depressive clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Ruddy Supple Quadroon University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Green dragon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Green dragon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: stirring drab station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: dark underhanded bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: vigorous pozpig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: sienna potus piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Trip genital piercing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: effete candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: low-t wild electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: twinkling marvelous scourge upon the earth black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: peach toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Rose theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: peach toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rambunctious jew indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Costumed passionate goyim

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: motley filthy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Dilemma Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Flirting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Cerise Fragrant Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: twinkling marvelous scourge upon the earth black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948355)