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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: sticky goyim



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: red hominid ceo



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: self-centered forum

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: self-centered forum

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: tan cowardly base community account

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: infuriating hall police squad

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: excitant sex offender

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: excitant sex offender



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: fragrant casino headpube

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: transparent painfully honest rigor gay wizard

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Liquid Oxygen

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: jade knife

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Spectacular whorehouse

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: cobalt church really tough guy

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: comical circlehead

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac house people who are hurt

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: jade knife



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Death Wish Sanctuary

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Trip coral affirmative action

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Maroon irradiated cruise ship

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Cruel-hearted Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Opaque Resort

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Erotic ocher bawdyhouse cumskin

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: bearded odious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Nofapping misunderstood theater stage

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: insane clown newt

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Sickened Exhilarant Office

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated peach locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: cocky stirring new version travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: wonderful gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: amber aggressive shrine double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Confused underhanded gaming laptop rigpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Sickened Exhilarant Office

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: transparent painfully honest rigor gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: metal organic girlfriend

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: violet mind-boggling quadroon home

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: appetizing at-the-ready university genital piercing

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: excitant sex offender

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Sickened Exhilarant Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Slippery supple blood rage keepsake machete

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: cracking alcoholic weed whacker puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: excitant sex offender

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic idiotic property volcanic crater

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Electric Domesticated Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: titillating costumed reading party stage

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Soggy Onyx Parlour Sweet Tailpipe

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: excitant sex offender

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: 180 geriatric friendly grandma indian lodge

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: spruce abusive hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Shimmering Fluffy Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: diverse school generalized bond

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Shimmering Fluffy Gas Station

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Ungodly Talented Dilemma Messiness

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: frozen wagecucks toaster

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Sexy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: metal organic girlfriend

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: jade knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: violent vibrant marketing idea

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Emerald den roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed rusted sneaky criminal kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: excitant sex offender

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Twinkling razzle-dazzle striped hyena son of senegal

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: bistre dashing digit ratio stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Sexy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Twinkling razzle-dazzle striped hyena son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: clear cerebral lay hunting ground

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: black fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: jade knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: apoplectic pearl pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Ruddy hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Ruddy hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Ruddy hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Stubborn old irish cottage locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bespoke cuckoldry corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: provocative brass faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: provocative brass faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: deep crawly sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Spectacular whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: bearded odious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: bull headed anal persian



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Gay school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: massive blue step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Maize heady field faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: transparent painfully honest rigor gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: naked orange lettuce



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Adventurous dark hissy fit



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Arousing ivory spot laser beams



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Adventurous dark hissy fit



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone abnormal codepig



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Floppy trust fund



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling coiffed brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: contagious yarmulke



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: free-loading multi-colored tattoo candlestick maker



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious skinny woman



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: bearded becky shitlib



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Passionate khaki karate abode



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: naked orange lettuce



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: magical church building



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948355)