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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired business firm



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: aquamarine know-it-all crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: aromatic lodge

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: aromatic lodge

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: bearded up-to-no-good codepig

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: maize bat-shit-crazy institution mood

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling station jewess



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling station jewess



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: lilac school cafeteria

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Mischievous green legend

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: bipolar domesticated market sneaky criminal

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Buff shrine nibblets

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Author: Maniacal feces

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Author: marvelous bearded ticket booth rigor

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: doobsian hall

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Crusty death wish

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Obsidian titillating casino

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: concupiscible spot

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: marvelous bearded ticket booth rigor



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned hell boltzmann

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Demanding bistre resort

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: tan racy step-uncle's house ladyboy

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Dark spectacular windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: burgundy public bath tank

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Cordovan headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: chestnut dog poop

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Cerebral useless brakes trailer park

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Odious Becky Gunner

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: black new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Insecure trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Startling Depressive Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: khaki ungodly masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Chrome Supple Idiot

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Odious Becky Gunner

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Buff shrine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Mischievous green legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Smoky Overrated Messiness

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Abusive unholy stage travel guidebook

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage cuckold

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Odious Becky Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: iridescent home

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: bisexual topaz really tough guy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing field giraffe

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Wonderful pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: scarlet indirect expression ratface

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: slate medicated main people son of senegal

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Glittery stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: impressive rambunctious hissy fit

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Persian Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Passionate chartreuse wagecucks roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: carnelian mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Coiffed Adventurous Range

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: carnelian mexican

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Olive Temple

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: histrionic white scourge upon the earth

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Roommate Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Smoky Overrated Messiness

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: marvelous bearded ticket booth rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Dull talking principal's office

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Provocative Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: bright native sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Hot Hideous Background Story

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter stage

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Shivering bronze deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Slap-happy Roommate Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Maniacal feces

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Hateful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: marvelous bearded ticket booth rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Vibrant locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking Turdskin Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Cracking Turdskin Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Cracking Turdskin Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Exciting tripping gaping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: pungent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: godawful pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: godawful pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Rebellious degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Cordovan headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: mustard legal warrant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Passionate chartreuse wagecucks roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: nudist copper dragon church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Mischievous green legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: pearl halford senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Stimulating shaky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Lascivious Center Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Stimulating shaky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Drab comical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Garnet Patrolman Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: sickened space

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Brass round eye location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Bateful flatulent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Motley university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: pearl halford senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Drunken Charismatic Pervert Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Ape Arrogance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#49948355)