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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Mahogany sadistic brunch
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Mahogany sadistic brunch
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
buff supple rigpig prole
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
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Beady-eyed Bbw Knife
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Alcoholic lodge pisswyrm
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maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
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buff supple rigpig prole
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Swashbuckling Nubile Multi-billionaire Stage
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180 office
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Adulterous Messiness
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excitant bronze sound barrier
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navy apoplectic step-uncle's house
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Smoky dead national
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appetizing people who are hurt giraffe
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Mahogany sadistic brunch
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Mahogany sadistic brunch
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
drunken chocolate tattoo pervert
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
comical set mad cow disease
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Lake Abusive Therapy
  07/06/25
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appetizing people who are hurt giraffe
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
arrogant citrine wrinkle mother
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
pink crackhouse
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
buck-toothed startled twinkling uncleanness half-breed
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Adulterous Messiness
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
drunken chocolate tattoo pervert
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Racy depressive patrolman
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
drunken chocolate tattoo pervert
  07/07/25
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excitant bronze sound barrier
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
buck-toothed startled twinkling uncleanness half-breed
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
drunken chocolate tattoo pervert
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
excitant bronze sound barrier
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
excitant bronze sound barrier
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
excitant bronze sound barrier
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Milky big immigrant sanctuary
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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arrogant citrine wrinkle mother
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
excitant bronze sound barrier
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Racy depressive patrolman
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life
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excitant bronze sound barrier
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Racy depressive patrolman
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Curious Juggernaut Alpha
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Orange Stead Hunting Ground
  07/11/25
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Racy depressive patrolman
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
cowardly school cafeteria ape
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic brunch

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic brunch

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: buff supple rigpig prole

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bbw Knife



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic lodge pisswyrm

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: buff supple rigpig prole



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Nubile Multi-billionaire Stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: arrogant citrine wrinkle mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: 180 office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Adulterous Messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: topaz site voyeur



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: navy apoplectic step-uncle's house



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Smoky dead national



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Orange Stead Hunting Ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: jet charismatic organic girlfriend hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Transparent Insanely Creepy Puppy



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt giraffe



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic brunch

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic brunch

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: drunken chocolate tattoo pervert

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical set mad cow disease

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Lake Abusive Therapy

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: arrogant citrine wrinkle mother

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: buck-toothed startled twinkling uncleanness half-breed

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Adulterous Messiness

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: drunken chocolate tattoo pervert

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: drunken chocolate tattoo pervert

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed startled twinkling uncleanness half-breed

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: drunken chocolate tattoo pervert

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Milky big immigrant sanctuary

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: arrogant citrine wrinkle mother



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Carmine dashing rehab

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: maroon vengeful nursing home love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: excitant bronze sound barrier



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Curious Juggernaut Alpha

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Orange Stead Hunting Ground

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Racy depressive patrolman



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: cowardly school cafeteria ape

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)