The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Theory: Boner Police haters are melvins white knighting for GJR
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 21st, 2025 9:59 PM Author: '''''"'"''"' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120247) |
Date: July 21st, 2025 11:38 PM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude most of it has to do with GJR being a whore though.
both are pretty bad but only one is still actively posting insanity. |
 |
Date: July 21st, 2025 11:53 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover gook simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120499) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:49 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude you're the strange one simping/harassing her
I just called her a whore |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:07 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover you make a thread a day complaining about how BP treated her
also you're a seething gook on disability |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude haven't made a single one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49122874) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:24 AM Author: Shrewd award yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120637) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:09 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) theory: this poast was crested by boner police drunk and alone on a monday night, completely unprompted, because hes still seething and can't get his mind off of gjr and getting absolutely gaped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120712) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude he's worried that it's a matter of time before she sluts it up with an xo poster
explains a lot really |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) the mpc crew loves to repeat retarded "no u!" shit. we all saw bp have a mental collapse simping so hard for gjr, and he figures if he poasts it was everyone else enough times from alts that'll stick.
its pathetic, hes so emotionally invested in his online rep.
otoh perhaps this is part of his ongoing humilition kink. he might actually want a poaster to fuck gjr. it's inevitable anyway, but he's rubbig his clitdick thinking about it. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:48 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude I think it's a bit of both.
He sorta wants a poaster to fuck GJR because then it'll make his simping for her more forgivable, that he simped for a "desirable" girl.
the alternative is that he simped and was even cucked by a girl no one finds attractive, and his small brain can't handle this
this is why he accuses poasters of simping for GJR. he wants others to also simp for her.
and totally agree with his caring about his online rep. explains why he hasn't stayed pumo. he wants Boner Police to be this cool guy. he behaves similarly as he did back in high school. but now he's a bort laughing stock and likely his former classmates think he's a loser after seeing him during their recent 10th reunion. so he pretty much only has this place going for him. sorta sad really. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:59 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) cr except boner police could not attend his reunion as he's not allowed within 500ft of a school. he's probably sperging in part because he can imagine the hushed gossip that occurred regarding his absence.
"so he's on the registry for life? that explains why he's still living at home..." |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:07 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude now I'm doubting your info
there's a clear pic of him at his 10th online. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:30 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) i thought we were just riffing i wasnt aware he actually attended. i don't know actually know what restrictions he has to comply with but he is on the list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120793) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude I don't get what he's level 2 though. is that ever explained? even if it was an overzealous dad, he's def not reoffending. unless there's more to this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49122880) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) the offense seemed pretty low grade. im not going to become a pedo crimlaw masterman to piece it together, i only wanted to confirm he was on it.
whatever he did i dont think he's an actual risk to anyone tbh. the guy lives online sperging. i think he probably just fucked a hs gf that was a wee too young.
considering his animosity towards "jewish therapists" and mental health treatment, combined with his erratic behavior here, i think theres a good chance he's had some runs with compulsory psych treatment which the courts may be able to consider even if the underlying offensive isn't severe. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude someone fucked up then to get placed on lvl 2. sad story all in all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49122949) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW Isn’t gjr an ugly whore who drinks jew cum? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120716) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:32 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) yes but she's not particularly discerning about sourcing her cum. shes the boy-framed BPD alt-right starfucker who cucked BP into mental illness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120718) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:35 AM Author: Mymanides (HYMAN) You're a childless and mentally ill reddit spammer who's here 24/7. Get a life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120720) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:55 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) cant tell if this is deliberately self-deprecating and referential or if you're just so unhinged that you poasted unironically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120742) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: Mymanides (HYMAN) It's both my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120770) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123276) |
|
Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:17 AM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123962) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:37 AM Author: Schizomemesis is gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49120808) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:30 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover Proven true overnight. Thanks guys. You’re all very low IQ, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121114) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) people with jobs that dont get blackout and sleep in on weekdays often wake up around 6am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121164) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 9:51 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover You are a loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121170) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) (guy who considers 6am unfathomably early to start the day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121223) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:12 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover good point--you're a winner because you got up early to put he/they pronouns in your email signature (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121235) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) compared to an alcoholic NEET registered srx offender? absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121287) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:29 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover you're pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121291) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) im gainfully employed and in a healthy relationship.
you are a NEET pedophile.
how am i more pathetic than you? im sure you'll either say something about poasting (even though you poast 100x more than i ever will) or just a 1488 meatwad slur. but objectively im superior to you in every single measurable way, and you know it. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:39 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover you're poor and date some whore that works at target
also youre 40 |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) you know i have more money than you.
my girlfriend is a beautiful scientist. but even if she was a target worker, isnt that superior to NEET? or are you admitting to dating GJR again, who is a admin assistent go-fer who whored herself to hyde, shkreli, and married jew professors?
like, even if what you said is true, its superior to your love life. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:50 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover you're a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49121358) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:25 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) im objectively smarter than you if we're going by standardized test scores and career outcomes to gauge it.
if you want to go by subjective metrics, ive never been repeatedly humiliated online because of stupid decisions. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:38 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover I’m smarter than you and it’s plainly obvious to anyone who poasts here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123116) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) no one aside the mpc crew would say that and even they don't believe it. you know this and it makes you angry.
how did i wind up at a good school as a broke 2nd genmo and you wound up at tufts? |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover Everyone thinks that except for equally retarded and insecure ORMs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123132) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) damn you are smart, you replaced U with O there! haha not UNDER but OVER! wow! gjr is right, you do have a future in comedy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123141) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:27 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover You’re too dumb to be this angry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123202) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) dumb people are frequently angry. i know this one guy who is angry 24/7 because he can't understand why hes a failure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123222) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:34 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover You’re really dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123230) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) smart enough not to fuck minors and wind up on a list FOR LIFE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123274) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:58 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123457) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:47 PM Author: "'"'"""''" Christian Kelly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123275) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude lol there's no one who thinks you're smart.
how many smart kids you reckon go to Tufts? |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 11:56 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover how's collecting disability going, gook? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123823) |
|
Date: July 23rd, 2025 12:15 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude It's actually more welfare than disability.
So how many truly smart kids were there at Tufts with you?
|
|
Date: July 23rd, 2025 12:18 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover you're one pathetic gook, gibberish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123838) |
|
Date: July 23rd, 2025 3:53 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude Do you think there are at least 50 smart kids at Tufts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123959) |
|
Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:48 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover do you hate White people because they subsidize your existence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49124232) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude you think all the ridicule is because you're white?
there are plenty of white poasters here and none of us get any shit but you. it's because you're a loser pedophile, not because you're white |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Big if true As a white person, I can speak on behalf of all whites and declare, without question, that BP is a cum eating cuckold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126862) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126874) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover jews aren’t and will never be White (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126972) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) (irish potato nigger who eats jew mit prof cum from gjrs holds) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126978) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Ignatiev#/media/File%3ANoel_Ignatiev.jpg
You’re a mentally retarded kike |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) is that one of the elderly married jewish professors gjr fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126992) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover “us”
You will never be White, you autistic gook freak |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 7:38 PM Author: "'"'"""''" I don’t know who that is but BP and a joke clown loser as is anyone backing him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123240) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:57 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover Christopher Spinelli fucks kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49123452) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: fulano It's cats playing with a dying mouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126925) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover Have you ever had another guy shove rats up your ass or are you not that gay yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126984) |
|
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover They hated him because he spoke the truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753148&forum_id=2Elisa#49126982) |