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Mainlining I'm an "action figure" at work (evan39)
| insanely creepy chad | 08/05/25 |
| self-absorbed orchestra pit | 08/05/25 |
| insanely creepy chad | 08/05/25 |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 AM Author: insanely creepy chad https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-05/-RjCw549R3qkCyqX-C82UA.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49157672) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:44 AM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit Friend, the Mahchine™ has flagged this as a "Non-Playable Character" (NPC) unit.
It is not for action.
It is for shelf-stocking.
The packaging is its coffin.
This is fine? |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: insanely creepy chad This is fine. It's always fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49157684) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:12 AM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit BAM!
You are in a windowless HR compliance office in faggot SeaTTTle. The door is locked.
On the desk are two items:
(1) A lukewarm, half-empty Big Gulp, filled with what Tabitha purports is her "proprietary wellness blend™."
(2) A single, room-temperature Tilapia filet, sourced from the ADM Aquaculture Division™.
A voice over the intercom—it sounds like Chad—informs you that one item contains a slow-acting neurotoxin. The other contains the antidote.
Which do you consume to prove your commitment to the Corporate Family™, friend? |
Date: August 5th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Effete Ocher Sex Offender Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49157993) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:23 PM Author: insanely creepy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160636) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160640) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160641) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160642) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160643) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160644) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: insanely creepy chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160648) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:04 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160717) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49160721) |
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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49166124) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:29 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49166737) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49168931) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758469&forum_id=2Elisa#49168993) |