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Rate my friend’s wife

On our text thread someone made fun of him for not having a ...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
how old is she?
Insecure Chest-beating Theatre
  05/26/24
35 or 36
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
a dime, as in .1?
Bipolar bistre set
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sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/26/24
I'm pleased for him that he is so in love with his wife that...
Fiercely-loyal Famous Landscape Painting
  05/26/24
that was my take on it. her body is top shelf (esp for her ...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
she looks athletic and high energy. he seems high T despite...
Bateful chartreuse mexican
  05/26/24
his wife is a 7.5 or so (8.5 body, 5.5 face) and i think...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
at least he loves her and I would bet she loves him too. Hes...
wonderful main people partner
  05/26/24
they are DOG PARENTS
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
and you are a shitty friend
wonderful main people partner
  05/26/24
i should have clarified i don't like him. he's on my thread...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
sounds like u all deserve each other
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  05/27/24
Thanks for not posting any body pics so we can just take you...
histrionic parlor turdskin
  05/26/24
see below - there are no good ones in existence. (i can con...
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
You're a huge fag for treating your friend like this
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Awkward useless box office shitlib
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i don't really like him. he's a faggot but he's on my text t...
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Mind-boggling pink business firm
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In addition to the fact that I don’t like this guy, be...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
Sure but was he wrong about the second part? Hmm?
Plum Dilemma Puppy
  05/27/24
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Maroon Impertinent Sneaky Criminal Stag Film
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this and everyone who bumped it is autistic. as sped said...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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lascivious incel toilet seat
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this is just jews being jewish
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Excitant range
  06/01/24
Better post a pic of your wife to put him in his place.
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Submissive sadistic really tough guy
  05/26/24
Age adjusted 7.
yellow cruise ship
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i'd say 7.5. her body is really really good. face to me is n...
sable spectacular regret
  05/26/24
I am a hard grader though. I would do her in a heartbeat.
yellow cruise ship
  05/26/24
Would you fuck me?
sable spectacular regret
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No body pic
Racy rigpig
  05/26/24
She looks good imo
Pungent ebony parlour goal in life
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My wife took my three oldest kids to the neighborhood swimmi...
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Does she rock a bikini or wear a modest one piece? Her figur...
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She was wearing a one piece, brother. She’s a mom of 4...
stirring faggot firefighter meetinghouse
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perfectly acceptable middle age wife. I bet they have a good...
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Marvelous flushed house halford
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Is that a nose ring
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Gorgeous girl
Beady-eyed trump supporter
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how old is the second picture
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its a serious q. pic looks like it was taken by a motorola r...
Bossy garrison messiness
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She's pleasant looking enough. Like she's clearly not Liv...
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the nose ring means she'll do anything sexually
pale motley pervert location
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it means she'll do it once to prove she's a cool chick but t...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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Meets or exceeds minimum requirements
sepia hominid friendly grandma
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Poast body pics
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Not a dime, but hot enough to be hotter than the chicks bagg...
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Face is not in the will of god for me But she looks fun i...
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Need a butt pic
Racy rigpig
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(1) that guy is not your friend if you're poasting this shit...
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She looks fine for her age. She’s not good looking eno...
Buck-toothed glittery black woman
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(fag)
Mind-boggling pink business firm
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(“friend” I’m talking about in the op)
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Rough-skinned Stage
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(Reading comp masterman) She is attractive. She is no...
sable spectacular regret
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why do you befriend emotionally sensitive lil bitches
Mind-boggling pink business firm
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People like this infuriate me, probably to an irrational deg...
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I actually don’t like him. He’s a sensitive bitc...
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peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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Damn if I only had poor standards like most of u American in...
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Don’t you just pay for escorts?
sable spectacular regret
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But I'd rather have a family. Can't treat an escort as anyth...
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Sad
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lol at having friends whose wives have nose rings. get some ...
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5
Silver legend
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Need full body shots pls
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lol at anyone who shares a bed with their wife
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mean thread
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Couldn’t find many body pics. The bikini one is from 2...
sable spectacular regret
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Not a dime but certainly meets minimum requirements
histrionic parlor turdskin
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100% and no shame at all in being married to her but are you...
sable spectacular regret
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Was he married to her in 2016 when her ass looked like that?
Racy rigpig
  05/27/24
if not married, dating. if i had to guess, she still looks l...
sable spectacular regret
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178 nice
Racy rigpig
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lol no but every guy deep down wants to feel like they&rsquo...
histrionic parlor turdskin
  05/27/24
she's fine but exactly what every woman looks like at her ag...
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Please repost?
Racy rigpig
  05/29/24
You obviously have a thing for your friend ‘s Jewish w...
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Jesus I just looked at four of his exes. He traded way up wi...
sable spectacular regret
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here it is. the crux of the matter. his wife is the first...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
He used to brag about the chick in the fourth link. She&rsqu...
sable spectacular regret
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honestly that is a friendship ending text. or at the very le...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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this is him: https://ibb.co/TL34641 the guy who sparked ...
sable spectacular regret
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completely in line with such a bitch made comment. to the po...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
no he 100% was big mad and was trying to go hard on everyone...
sable spectacular regret
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you need to ruthlessly pwn him a la spaceporn next time he g...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
i've made him start crying on the inside before. when he ...
sable spectacular regret
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focusing on money and kids, two thing he's undoubtedly insec...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
to give an idea of his sense of humor, he thinks trevor noah...
sable spectacular regret
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You have said nothing but dogshit about this guy. Trevor Noa...
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
I dont hang out with him, he just chimes in on the thread no...
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
Why don't you spam the chat with MAGA shit and really make h...
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
We kinda did this today. I sent the screenshots to gunner
sable spectacular regret
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oh shit, lol he also has told me that i'm not that smart. ...
sable spectacular regret
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one look at him and i know exactly who he is. smug midwit...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
This is him in a nutshell
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
O Hai, it's your unfunny pencil dick friend here who is a ma...
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
you're just mad he landed a barren pudgy bmi and age adjuste...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
I am talking to a skinny blonde SEC sorority girl who believ...
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
inshallah
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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I hate him
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
No white guy who is a never Trumper deserves an ounce of res...
sepia hominid friendly grandma
  05/27/24
I kinda buried the lede on that, didn’t I?
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
better not to prejudice him and let people judge him as a fa...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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sepia hominid friendly grandma
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I did a literal lol at #4. This guy was smart to marry th...
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she was a cheerleader at my high school. she used to have a ...
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glassy ungodly clown casino
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watch out. this guy is High-T.
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i never could understand the girls he dated. i guess he qual...
sable spectacular regret
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A totally acceptable woman to be married to.
house-broken odious juggernaut public bath
  05/27/24
I should have replied with these exact words after he announ...
sable spectacular regret
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You know you want to fuck my hot wife, faggot!
house-broken odious juggernaut public bath
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bragging about how "hot" his wife is probably is a...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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its very cucky to refer to any woman over 25 or so as "...
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peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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It's wild man. I'm humble. I never brag about my wife despit...
house-broken odious juggernaut public bath
  05/27/24
Why are you in a "group chat" with someone you don...
vigorous theater place of business
  05/27/24
There’s a chat with like 10 of us in it. He’s on...
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
Exactly. Cool group of “friends” OP has. Why eve...
boyish mustard queen of the night gaming laptop
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it's unlikely you're going to like every dude in a big group...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
You're a skinner bitch
vigorous theater place of business
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no idea what this means. if you meant skinny i am pretty lea...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
You are weird as hell.
yellow cruise ship
  05/27/24
(guy with no IRL friends that doesn't understand social dyna...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
I don't have weird reddit meet up friends. All my friends ar...
yellow cruise ship
  05/27/24
everyone who has met you has described you painfully awkward...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
  05/27/24
Nobody has met me or knows who I am.
yellow cruise ship
  05/28/24
How’s your big wrongful termination suit in the keys g...
sable spectacular regret
  05/27/24
maybe even get him to kill himself...any tips on that? or...
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cr. my dead friends colleged aged sisters keep texting me an...
peach step-uncle's house filthpig
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vigorous theater place of business
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Last sentence is crucial.
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Damn you guys are petty as fuck. Why you commenting on dude'...
galvanic sooty sandwich
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180
sable spectacular regret
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holy shit after skimming this thread im convinced you're all...
Multi-colored Mildly Autistic Hunting Ground Macaca
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Buy Black African Superman TOP-Class Permanence Tablet - Poerkan
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Does this guy know about your cocaine fueled stripper escapa...
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yeah he knows everything about all that, everyone i know doe...
sable spectacular regret
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How could he possibly be gleefully holding his "hot&quo...
provocative personal credit line temple
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He seems to truly think she’s a 10, and if you think a...
sable spectacular regret
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He’s probably an ass man
Racy rigpig
  05/31/24
She should be held out as an example for other women. If you...
histrionic parlor turdskin
  05/31/24
i mean, i think this is more about him being a little bit de...
sable spectacular regret
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I agree, actually. World would be a better place.
Racy rigpig
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4.5
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

On our text thread someone made fun of him for not having a chin and he responded “and somehow I pull wayyyyy hotter chicks than you guys.” Then bragged about “waking up next to a dime every day”

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692282)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Insecure Chest-beating Theatre

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692285)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

35 or 36

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692287)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Bipolar bistre set

a dime, as in .1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692284)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694320)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Famous Landscape Painting

I'm pleased for him that he is so in love with his wife that he sincerely sees a dime in her.

That said, for my tastes, would not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692286)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

that was my take on it. her body is top shelf (esp for her age and being white), but imo she's a butterface. i mean, good for him for bragging on her, but if you're saying shit like that your chick better be bad as a motherfucker (just my opinion).

also, to add context, he's dated a string of absolutely busted and fat chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692289)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Bateful chartreuse mexican

she looks athletic and high energy. he seems high T despite the chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692293)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

his wife is a 7.5 or so (8.5 body, 5.5 face) and i think he's excited that he finally got a hot girl so he overrates her by a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692298)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: wonderful main people partner

at least he loves her and I would bet she loves him too. Hes got a better life than all the dimes on this chat bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692360)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

they are DOG PARENTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692375)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: wonderful main people partner

and you are a shitty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692377)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i should have clarified i don't like him. he's on my thread and gets emotional when people poke fun at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692382)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mildly Autistic Hunting Ground Macaca

sounds like u all deserve each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694972)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: histrionic parlor turdskin

Thanks for not posting any body pics so we can just take your word for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692496)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

see below - there are no good ones in existence. (i can confirm from memory that she has, or had, a banging body)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694657)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone narrow-minded circlehead

You're a huge fag for treating your friend like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692333)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Slimy greedy corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692340)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Awkward useless box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692347)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i don't really like him. he's a faggot but he's on my text thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692353)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: lime abode giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692355)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: wonderful main people partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692361)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: rose reading party genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692465)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: French den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692832)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pink business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693216)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

In addition to the fact that I don’t like this guy, bear in mind that he insulted everyone’s wife by claiming that chick is a smoking hot piece of ass and better than anyone else can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693917)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Plum Dilemma Puppy

Sure but was he wrong about the second part? Hmm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694822)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Maroon Impertinent Sneaky Criminal Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693932)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

this and everyone who bumped it is autistic.

as sped said below, he's exploiting a loophole where he is calling all the other wives in the group ugly by claiming this dumpy aged jew is a dime. that is an egregious fist fight level breach of dude social code, and if you can't read between the lines here you're more than a little on the spectrum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694667)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: lascivious incel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694757)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Stage

this is just jews being jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694887)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Costumed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47707128)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 2:39 AM
Author: Excitant range



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: passionate fat ankles orchestra pit

Better post a pic of your wife to put him in his place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692359)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Submissive sadistic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692424)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: yellow cruise ship

Age adjusted 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692363)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i'd say 7.5. her body is really really good. face to me is not all that great but that's subjective i guess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692374)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: yellow cruise ship

I am a hard grader though. I would do her in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692414)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

Would you fuck me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692421)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

No body pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693151)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Pungent ebony parlour goal in life

She looks good imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692469)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: stirring faggot firefighter meetinghouse

My wife took my three oldest kids to the neighborhood swimming pool. I saw her in her swimsuit, lol. There’s a reason I don’t go swimming.

Also, I lol at people who pay all that extra money for a backyard swimming pool. All that money just to go swimming in a sauna hot pool? No thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692526)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Pungent ebony parlour goal in life

Does she rock a bikini or wear a modest one piece? Her figure looked decent from they cafeteria pic you poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692592)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: stirring faggot firefighter meetinghouse

She was wearing a one piece, brother. She’s a mom of 4 in her 40s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692637)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: bronze startling sex offender

perfectly acceptable middle age wife. I bet they have a good sex life if he's bragging like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692531)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Splenetic insane market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692534)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Marvelous flushed house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692635)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Big-titted ratface church

Is that a nose ring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692535)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed trump supporter

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692633)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Bossy garrison messiness

how old is the second picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692660)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Bossy garrison messiness

its a serious q. pic looks like it was taken by a motorola razer circa 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693866)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Underhanded pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693898)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: thriller carnelian cumskin station

She's pleasant looking enough.

Like she's clearly not Livvy Dunne, but if you told me she was making 10k a month of Only Fans I wouldn't be shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692753)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: pale motley pervert location

the nose ring means she'll do anything sexually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692763)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

it means she'll do it once to prove she's a cool chick but then give low energy bjs and starfish missionary 99% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694670)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

Meets or exceeds minimum requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694743)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible dog poop

Poast body pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692814)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Racy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693156)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: glassy ungodly clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694363)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: Red whorehouse liquid oxygen

Not a dime, but hot enough to be hotter than the chicks bagged by a group of other dudes in a text thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47692948)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:33 PM
Author: Frum lay

Face is not in the will of god for me

But she looks fun if drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693164)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

Need a butt pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693183)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pink business firm

(1) that guy is not your friend if you're poasting this shit and (2) you're a fag if you don't think that's an attractive woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693226)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed glittery black woman

She looks fine for her age. She’s not good looking enough to be insulting your friends over, and she’s certainly no “dime.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693233)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pink business firm

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693241)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

(“friend” I’m talking about in the op)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694353)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694974)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

(Reading comp masterman)

She is attractive.

She is not a “dimepiece” and it’s embarrassing that someone would be willing to insult his friends by suggesting that she’s not only hotter than anything they can get, but WAY hotter. You just want to pat him on the head for this.

Also should have specified in the op that’s I don’t care for this guy, but I’ve known him since hs. He’s an emotional fag and starts lashing out whenever someone cracks on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694352)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pink business firm

why do you befriend emotionally sensitive lil bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47696712)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed glittery black woman

People like this infuriate me, probably to an irrational degree. He’s taking advantage of unwritten but ironclad social rules that you can’t call dudes’ wives ugly by insulting your ability to pull women as hot as him by calling his mediocre looking butterface of a wife a “dime.”

He doesn’t seem to be a friend worth keeping. I’d be tempted to reply with something like, “I think it’s wholesome that you consider your wife a 10/10 in the looks department - our society would be better off if all husbands felt the same way :)”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693227)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

I actually don’t like him. He’s a sensitive bitch who gets hurt when people break his balls and responds with shit like “yeah? Your wives aren’t as hot as mine!” Which you can say I guess if your wife is super hot but I’m not sure where he’s coming from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693889)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: sinister new version

Damn if I only had poor standards like most of u American inbreds. I would've had 10 kids by now. Instead I block models each time they try to use me or say anything to insulting to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693264)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

Don’t you just pay for escorts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693894)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: sinister new version

But I'd rather have a family. Can't treat an escort as anything more than a hole for 1 hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693937)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

Sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694411)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: blue gay wizard

lol at having friends whose wives have nose rings. get some standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693414)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Silver legend

5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693825)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: flirting titillating native

Need full body shots pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693922)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: buff abnormal point

lol at anyone who shares a bed with their wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47693934)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: sienna vibrant ladyboy deer antler

mean thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694004)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

Couldn’t find many body pics. The bikini one is from 2016, not sure how she’s held up

https://ibb.co/kM2Zkxy

https://ibb.co/JsKSkmr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694055)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: histrionic parlor turdskin

Not a dime but certainly meets minimum requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694083)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

100% and no shame at all in being married to her but are you bragging to anyone about her being a dime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694277)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Racy rigpig

Was he married to her in 2016 when her ass looked like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694647)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

if not married, dating. if i had to guess, she still looks like that because she seems to keep herself up (but i can't be sure bc i haven't seen her).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694649)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

178 nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47701739)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: histrionic parlor turdskin

lol no but every guy deep down wants to feel like they’ve pulled a woman out of their league so in that regard this dude is living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694958)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

she's fine but exactly what every woman looks like at her age with a reasonable BMI. the only reason she stands out as "hot" in 2024 is because most women blow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694659)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: glassy ungodly clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47699523)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

Please repost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47701732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: salmon arousing heaven keepsake machete

You obviously have a thing for your friend ‘s Jewish wife. Which is natural. But don’t pretend you don’t want to put your putz in her gazinkdagazoink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694104)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

Jesus I just looked at four of his exes. He traded way up with his wife:

https://ibb.co/drJRqRX

https://ibb.co/K293m1X

https://ibb.co/SvrDhLQ

https://ibb.co/TP9xxD0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694293)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

here it is. the crux of the matter.

his wife is the first hot chick he ever pulled, and he's trying to retcon his life by pretending he's *always* pulled hot chicks.

ime these guys wind up letting their woman walk all over them because they know it's the best they'll do. this is why hot BPD chicks eventually settle down with some dork . eventually they'll find a big enough loser that'll put up with their insanity because they really want to be with a hot bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694624)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

He used to brag about the chick in the fourth link. She’s pretty thick but has literally no tits and as you can see, her face isn’t real good. He was making out with her at a bar one night and saying shit to her like “you’re the hottest bitch in this place,” etc and I had to laugh

The girl in the first link he pulled a Say Anything on her. After she dumped him he went out front of het house with a boom box and played a Metallica song (not flame but I’m not 100% sure it was Metallica). She’s 5’2 and really unattractive.

I think you’re right. His track record is horrible so I can see being psyched about landing his wife bc she is good looking. It’s still shitty for him to say what he said because a couple of the guys on the thread are with unfortunate looking women. This bitch ain’t hot enough to brag about, and definitely not hot enough to insult your friends over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694631)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:54 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

honestly that is a friendship ending text. or at the very least deserves a lot of scorn from the group.

1) you don't insult a man's wife's looks. women age. and you don't always marry the hottest woman you can. if you love your wife can't abide be her being insulted in that way. and the backhanded nature is really slimy.

2) bragging in this way, especially when reality doesn't match with the assertion, is super annoying. ive been friends with some omegachads who would be fending off 10s. they'd never use that to put their bros down. they'd be a wingman for everyone else. it's the same way a wealthy friend might buy dinner but it would be in poor taste to brag about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694635)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

this is him: https://ibb.co/TL34641

the guy who sparked his comment (by making fun of his "strong jawline, lmao") has a wife who plunged into depression after her mom died in 2020 and gained a ton of weight. she was hot but gained like 100 lbs. if i was him, i'd be super pissed at the "hot wife" comment, but he laughed it off.

nobody really reacted. the guy is a huge never trumper fag and he started calling us all "aging rednecks" and people started ridiculing him for that, and i texted "oh and don't forget, he's fucked a long line of bad bitches". he never said anything in response.

this guy goes in on people hard (we make fun of each other a lot, as dudes do), but when someone goes back at him he goes for the jugular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694642)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

completely in line with such a bitch made comment. to the point where im wondering if he's being sarcastic and self deprecating that he's never pulled hot chicks before.

although im sure that dweeb is just delusional and hes stoked for the first time in his life he's found a 5+ to fuck him. however this imbalance never lasts and she'll start treating him like shit.

edit: didn't see the fat wife shit. that's ass kicking territory and this dweeb definitely has the look and attitude of a guy who has never got his ass kicked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694648)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

no he 100% was big mad and was trying to go hard on everyone, lol. maybe he bagged a lot of hot chicks that nobody knows, they live in canada you wouldn't know her, etc.

fwiw, they have been together for years and they do seem to get along great, so good for him he found a solid 7-7.5 who's actually cool EXCEPT she is a massive shitlib, and he went from being apolitical and making racist jokes to being legit woke, attending george floyd protests, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694650)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

you need to ruthlessly pwn him a la spaceporn next time he goes from dudes ribbing to being an actual asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694652)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i've made him start crying on the inside before.

when he starts being a little bitch and trying to hurt people's feelings, i usually make fun of him for being poor and brag about making multiples of what he does, and for some reason that makes him GO THE FUCK OFF.

one of his comebacks has been that i'm not really funny. clearly not true, but he has nothing on me so he resorts to that.

i'm definitely going to bust out his "track record of hot girlfriends" forever now. and if he goes at my wife, i am going to pick apart his butterface in detail on the thread and end our friendship.

and for the record, my wife has a prettier face than his but her body isn't as good (then again, she's a REALMOMMY and not just a DOGMOMMY WHO BRUNCHES) so you know, cut her some slack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694662)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

focusing on money and kids, two thing he's undoubtedly insecure about, is the way to go.

also "you're not that clever" is the type of shit people say when they have no ammo. if he was more clever he'd fire back with something. it's feminine shit. "you're not that smart", etc. completely in line with the feminine shitlib energy this faggot exudes from every pore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694673)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

to give an idea of his sense of humor, he thinks trevor noah was hilarious on the daily show.

i tried to watch that once, and i then started hate watching it because it was so corny and unfunnny.

this guy just fucking sucks ass. he also started a hardcore band with guys in Florida at age 47 or whatever. also, he moved to Florida. there's just a long line of gay shit with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694676)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

You have said nothing but dogshit about this guy. Trevor Noah? This guy couldn't make somebody laugh for all the tea in China. He was literally a woke diversity hire. I'm not sure this guy ever came close to understanding American culture. And his ratings are utterly dismal. Please stop hanging out with this person. He's like a male feminist. Wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694732)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

I dont hang out with him, he just chimes in on the thread now and again.

He clearly grew apart from us and should leave the text thread but for some reason doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694753)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

Why don't you spam the chat with MAGA shit and really make his head explode. You could probably get him to rage quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694754)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

We kinda did this today. I sent the screenshots to gunner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47696642)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

oh shit, lol he also has told me that i'm not that smart. so he's done that one too.

i'm not a genius by any means, but i'm the smartest guy on that thread (again, not that that's saying much).

and to put his intelligence into perspective: he paid like $150k to get a "graduate degree" in "graphic design" from a "school" that later went bankrupt and no longer exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694685)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

one look at him and i know exactly who he is.

smug midwit faggot with a fragile ego and delusions of grandeur. sides with "the good guys", i.e. shitlibs, solely so he feels entitled to dunk on everyone else is serious ways. hateful mewling faggot that'll talk about #metoo and what a male feminist he is and then proceed to call his "friends" wives fat as a "joke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694716)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

This is him in a nutshell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694719)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

O Hai, it's your unfunny pencil dick friend here who is a male feminist/BLM supporter, just got back from kneeling in front of some dindus and letting a black guy rail my wife so we can fix racism. I just read in the Washington Post that Trump is the greatest threat to democracy in our 200 year history. In order to save democracy we have to stop democracy. Your wives are all ugly and I'm the only one who pulled an HB10. Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694740)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

you're just mad he landed a barren pudgy bmi and age adjusted 5 that didn't turn a single head in high school or college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694789)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

I am talking to a skinny blonde SEC sorority girl who believes in Jesus and wants to get married and have babies ASAP. An XO fantasy. I am running autistic Chad game.

There are levels to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694819)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694834)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

I hate him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694725)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma

No white guy who is a never Trumper deserves an ounce of respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694723)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

I kinda buried the lede on that, didn’t I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694724)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

better not to prejudice him and let people judge him as a faggot before the kill shot comes in and confirms it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694733)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694731)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: WWMD (what would Malkmus do) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#49134492)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: sepia hominid friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694721)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Racy rigpig

I did a literal lol at #4.

This guy was smart to marry the girl he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694651)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

she was a cheerleader at my high school. she used to have a 4 face and 9 body. she now has a 4 face and a 4 body, making her (according to my math) a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694653)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: glassy ungodly clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47699528)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: magenta old irish cottage knife

watch out. this guy is High-T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694665)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i never could understand the girls he dated. i guess he qualifies as a BBW rancher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694672)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:11 AM
Author: house-broken odious juggernaut public bath

A totally acceptable woman to be married to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694473)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

I should have replied with these exact words after he announced to the thread that she’s a 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694499)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 9:27 AM
Author: house-broken odious juggernaut public bath

You know you want to fuck my hot wife, faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694683)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

bragging about how "hot" his wife is probably is a bit cucky. like he gets off on imaging other dudes lusting for her. i can't remember ever bragging irl about how hot my gf is. it's one of the only things it's completely frivolous to brag about since everyone can see her -- so you come off as insecure no matter what. either she's hot and you're being a douche, or she's just OK and you come off as delusional.

it's like a dude bragging about how ripped he is. either he is and he's conceited or he isn't and seems like kenny powers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694730)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Bossy garrison messiness

its very cucky to refer to any woman over 25 or so as "hot". the correct term is "handsome"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694829)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694831)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: house-broken odious juggernaut public bath

It's wild man. I'm humble. I never brag about my wife despite knowing that tons of guys jerk off to her every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694867)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: vigorous theater place of business

Why are you in a "group chat" with someone you don't like

If I don't like someone I don't talk to them (i don't talk to anyone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694729)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

There’s a chat with like 10 of us in it. He’s on there. I’m not leaving because I don’t care for him. I could block him but I’d miss funny stuff like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694736)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: boyish mustard queen of the night gaming laptop

Exactly. Cool group of “friends” OP has. Why even waste your time with someone you don’t care for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694755)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

it's unlikely you're going to like every dude in a big group. i have some friend groups with a guy or two that irks me. not worth blowing up the whole group like a woman because one guy gets on your nerves.

ruthlessly shitting on him and getting him to leave the group is the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694788)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: vigorous theater place of business

You're a skinner bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694790)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

no idea what this means. if you meant skinny i am pretty lean i.e. skinny fat but am Tall and certainly far stronger than the wispy fag featured itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694797)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: yellow cruise ship

You are weird as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694843)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

(guy with no IRL friends that doesn't understand social dynamics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694850)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: yellow cruise ship

I don't have weird reddit meet up friends. All my friends are from high school or college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694860)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

everyone who has met you has described you painfully awkward and aspie. everyone who has met me here has kind things to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694868)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

Nobody has met me or knows who I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47698714)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

How’s your big wrongful termination suit in the keys going? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694851)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: clear seedy field stain

maybe even get him to kill himself...any tips on that?

or maybe bring a bunch of trannies into the group chat? that would really teach him a lesson IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694848)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: peach step-uncle's house filthpig

cr. my dead friends colleged aged sisters keep texting me and are coming to a big party im hosting in july. planning on honoring his memory with an mdma-fueled foursome with lynn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694858)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: vigorous theater place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694961)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: cracking maize forum

Last sentence is crucial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694864)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: galvanic sooty sandwich

Damn you guys are petty as fuck. Why you commenting on dude's lack of chin anyways? You're supposed to be grown ass men and you're ridiculing each other's appearances and comparing wives' appearances. It's pathetic.

Thanks for the content. She's decent for her age. My wife is cuter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694971)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47696705)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mildly Autistic Hunting Ground Macaca

holy shit after skimming this thread im convinced you're all genetic females. what in the blue ball fuck is wrong with you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47694975)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 3:37 AM
Author: Onyx laughsome resort
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47696933)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47697053)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: provocative personal credit line temple

Does this guy know about your cocaine fueled stripper escapades? I'd love to know his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47698684)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

yeah he knows everything about all that, everyone i know does. i don't think he thinks one way or another about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47699059)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: provocative personal credit line temple

How could he possibly be gleefully holding his "hot" wife over your head after hearing about the fact that you went on a year long cocaine fueled rampage banging strippers, cheating on your wife only to have her take you back after all that.

Meanwhile he's gleefully getting bitched around by his "trophy" wife who pegs him in the ass (see septum piercing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47701773)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: sable spectacular regret

He seems to truly think she’s a 10, and if you think about it that way then of course he’s in a better position than me.

My assessment is that my wife has a prettier face than his wife (his has some harsh features), but her body isn’t as good as his wife’s. Overall rating (7.5 or so) is the same for both imo.

She looks good but it’s weird he’s holding her out as a smokeshow. But good for him for thinking that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47701783)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Racy rigpig

He’s probably an ass man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47706175)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: histrionic parlor turdskin

She should be held out as an example for other women. If you are cheerful, chill, relatively fit and treat your husband well you can look like this and still make your husband think you’re an 11/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47706992)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret

i mean, i think this is more about him being a little bit delusional and having a history of dating 3s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47706997)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

I agree, actually. World would be a better place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47708543)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: Cerebral twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#47709614)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: sable spectacular regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532780&forum_id=2Elisa#49114100)