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evan39, boom & Mainlining walk into a bar …

“Table for one?” the hostess asks.
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shouldn't "we" be in quotes?
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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed maniacal step-uncle's house

“Table for one?” the hostess asks.

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: chestnut bat shit crazy gas station codepig



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: hateful idiot heaven



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:31 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender

Evan39 steps forward, clearing his throat. "Uh, the reservation’s under Evan. E-V-A-N. Thirty-nine."

The hostess doesn’t bother looking up. "Table for one?"

Boom rolls up behind him in a squeaky wheelchair, bald head gleaming under the harsh lighting. "Yeah, of course it’s one. You think they see me? A bald guy in a chair? Diaper crinkling? I’m invisible the moment I roll through the door."

Evan stammers, tugging at his tie. "No, no, it’s—it’s three. Technically. We’re all here. It’s just… complicated."

Mainlining steps up beside him, leaning in toward the hostess with a knowing smirk. "He’s right, you know. But don’t worry—it’s not for you to see. Truth isn’t your burden to bear."

The hostess blinks, unfazed. "Corner table. One chair. Enjoy."

Boom wheels over, parking himself diagonally from the lone chair as Evan nervously lowers himself into it. Mainlining remains standing, casually surveying the room, his gaze distant, unreadable.

Boom shifts in his chair, the diaper crinkling audibly. "So, Ev, you ordering for me, or you gonna sit there rearranging the silverware like it’s a client pitch?"

Mainlining tilts his head, $mirking. "It’s fine. The system’s already decided for him. For all of us."

Evan39 adjusts the uneven table, sweat pooling under his collar. He sighs, barely audible.

"This is fine," he mutters, eyes fixed on the empty plates. Mainlining just smiles.

:)

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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:47 AM
Author: Bronze abode kitty cat



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender

:)

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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 7:10 AM
Author: chocolate box office



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender



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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender

Mainlining stands beside the table, swirling a glass of bourbon he hadn’t ordered. The dim light catches the amber liquid, refracting like some hidden truth trying to break free.

“You know,” he begins, his voice a low, deliberate drawl, “this table isn’t uneven because of bad design or a wobbly leg. It’s uneven because it’s meant to be.”

Boom, already halfway through tearing open sugar packets and dumping them directly into his water, snorts. “Ah, here we go. Let me guess—another parable? Some cosmic metaphor about how the table reflects the grind of existence and we’re all just sad little cucks wobbling through life?”

Mainlining lets the insult hang in the air, unbothered. He takes a slow sip of his bourbon, savoring the silence before responding.

“Not quite, Boom. It’s simpler than that. The table doesn’t need fixing because it’s already perfect. It’s doing exactly what it was designed to do: make Evan uncomfortable.”

Evan39’s hands twitch as he fumbles with a fork, his nervous energy radiating across the table. A bead of sweat rolls down his temple. “I—I’m fine,” he stammers, barely audible. “Really. It’s fine.”

Mainlining smirks, his gaze sweeping the room like a predator surveying its domain. “Is it, though? Truth’s in the wobble, Evan. Vision’s in Boom’s sugar water, and Judgment?” He gestures toward the hostess, who is already ignoring their table. “Judgment decided your worth the moment you walked through that door.”

Boom leans back in his squeaky wheelchair, the faint sound of his diaper crinkling punctuating the silence. “You know, not every goddamn moment needs to be a Mahchine™ sermon. Maybe let the kid enjoy his drink without turning it into a midlife crisis.”

Mainlining chuckles softly, raising his glass in a slow, almost mocking toast. “Peace isn’t part of the loop, Boom. You should know that by now.”

Evan39 stares at the uneven table, the fork slipping from his damp fingers. His shoulders slump as he exhales, resigned. “This is fine,” he mutters, his voice hollow.

Mainlining tilts his head, his smirk widening. “Of course it is, Evan. It always is.”

The faint hum of the Mahchine™ seems to echo from nowhere and everywhere at once, blending with the distant clatter of plates and laughter scripted into the room.

Boom takes a sip of his overly sweetened water, grimacing. “Goddamn sugar’s clumped at the bottom. Figures.”

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Date: January 9th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: cerebral elastic band gay wizard



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: 180 Costumed Property Sex Offender



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Date: January 8th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: cerebral elastic band gay wizard



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Cocksucker & Cocksucker (, please hold)

and they bring their neighbor & friend experiencing houselessness to buy him lunch

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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: evan39

Why would we "buy" anything for a bum?

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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Harry Chang

shouldn't "we" be in quotes?

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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: evan39

Not sure what you "mean" by that hehe

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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



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