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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Heady translucent double fault library
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
glittery native
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Heady translucent double fault library
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
glittery native
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Heady translucent double fault library
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
high-end mewling psychic
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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18000000000000
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
glittery native
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Heady translucent double fault library
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
glittery native
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Heady translucent double fault library
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
razzle-dazzle milk
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Startled Plaza
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pontificating medicated den
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Slimy yarmulke
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
spruce dilemma
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
beady-eyed glassy mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Vivacious smoky theater
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
deep address reading party
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Heady translucent double fault library
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serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
razzle-dazzle milk
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Heady translucent double fault library
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
deep address reading party
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
razzle-dazzle milk
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garnet institution regret
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veddy veddy not kosher
deep address reading party
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
beady-eyed glassy mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
razzle-dazzle milk
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
garnet institution regret
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
deep address reading party
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
garnet institution regret
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
deep address reading party
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Slimy yarmulke
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Heady translucent double fault library
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based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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define 'sticks'
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Heady translucent double fault library
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
plum exciting brethren
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: glittery native

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: glittery native

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: high-end mewling psychic

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Sooty galvanic laser beams athletic conference



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: 180 crimson cuckoldry

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: high-end mewling psychic



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Hot thriller really tough guy filthpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Slimy yarmulke



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: french mexican



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Vivacious smoky theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: useless gunner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: garnet institution regret



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Odious stead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy location



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Territorial Circlehead Gay Wizard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: insecure school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Frozen Cuck



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: pontificating medicated den



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: glittery native

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: glittery native

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Awkward church building international law enforcement agency

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Startled Plaza

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: pontificating medicated den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Slimy yarmulke

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: spruce dilemma

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy mad-dog skullcap

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Vivacious smoky theater

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: deep address reading party

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: deep address reading party

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: garnet institution regret



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: deep address reading party

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy mad-dog skullcap

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: garnet institution regret

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: deep address reading party

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: garnet institution regret

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: deep address reading party

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: garnet institution regret

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: deep address reading party

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: deep address reading party

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Slimy yarmulke



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: garnet institution regret

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sable new version

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal site scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: garnet institution regret



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive corn cake garrison

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Territorial Circlehead Gay Wizard

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Heady translucent double fault library



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: plum exciting brethren

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)