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Lmao hit on a legit college freshman and it worked (got her number)
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 08/21/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 08/21/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| A Principled Inferior Asian Slut | 08/21/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 08/21/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 08/21/26 |
| A Principled Inferior Asian Slut | 08/21/26 |
| So we looked at the data | 08/21/26 |
| lunch thoughts | 08/21/26 |
| Darnell | 08/21/26 |
| Ivan Bourne Tall III | 08/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 08/21/26 |
| A Principled Inferior Asian Slut | 08/21/26 |
| wait till biggus dickus hears of this | 08/21/26 |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III Saw her walking and immediately was like this chick looks like a baby. Then I saw her shirt and it said “XYZ University” and there’s a college nearby. Connecticut. I went up to her and was like “hey college freshman are oddballs you can either be 17 or 18 please tell me you’re 18.” She laughed and said “18 I’m turning 19 in December.” She ended up being a college freshman and I was very blunt. I said I know I’m 40 but if you ever wanna hang or you need a few bucks or something let me know.” We exchanged numbers. I texted her today and was like I’m at the gym and she wrote back “pics or it didn’t happen” then gave me her snap. I frantically started another Snapchat. We started snapping pictures back and forth.
She clearly is looking for some money bullshit but I’ll see what I can do with this one. |
Date: August 21st, 2026 3:51 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Buy her a bodysuit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083515) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:06 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III I’m a shorts guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083573) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:05 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) TITTOTTWBBSWP. (This is the type of thread that would be best supplemented with pics.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083567) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III Not going to do that to her. But very very smooth tan legs in those very short cheer style shorts is what drew my attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083572) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:06 PM Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut I know I’m 40 but if you ever wanna hang or you need a few bucks or something let me know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083574) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III I’m married with kids. If my wife catches me on Snapchat doing all the shit I used to do in my mid-early 30’s I’m done she’s gonna divorce me. I’m 5’9 still have all my hair. I am not going to play this game with a chick where I’m gonna need to jump through fuckin hoops to “keep her” as my GOOM when she’s approached by 6’4 guys all the time. I don’t have the height to text her “sup” and make her get wet. For a Latina that might work but this chick is white.
I would have to put serious effort in keeping this chick. What I do have right now is my facial looks, my physique and money. I do not have height. I do not have the time necessary to avoid losing my family. I want an arrangement where I give you XYZ and we smash and I never see you again. |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:14 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083593) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III People don’t realize this. At age 40 and 5’9 if you approach random women you are not going to get as many women as a 6’4 guy approaching. But I’ve done this since age 14. Here is my opener 99.9999% of the time unless something specifically stands out like she’s eating Taco Bell and I say “damn you didn’t go with the chalupa?” That’s not common. So typically I say “my bad you’re beautiful can I walk with you?”
7 out of 10 times the chick laughs and says yeah sure. Even if she’s not interested. I’ve done this since age 14.
The 3 out of 10 rejections she’s usually polite and says no thank you. The worst I ever got in the 10000’s I’ve done is she straight ignores and keeps walking but that’s somewhat rare. Happens though. No one starts screaming to get away. Even at 40.
Of the 7 that allow you to walk, 4 will give you their number and 1 or 2 will respond. You can knock out 10 approaches in an hour on a nice day in a city.
Now out of the 1 or 2 that respond it’s about a 25% meet up rate. I’ve found tons of chicks this way who will straight up send you masturbation videos on Snapchat and meet up with you and fuck. I went a little too wild in my mid 30’s and got caught when I passed out drunk and my wife got on my phone and almost divorced me.
However now I’m looking for something specific so most of these numbers I ghost when I realize she’s not that specific thing. I still do it to prove I can but I don’t go any further.
I’m looking for a 18-21 year old chick who wants to either do webcams with me or is willing to take a few bucks I’ll buy her shit just to blow my nut then move on. It’s rare but if I approach 200 chicks and I get 1 out of that, it’s a home run. And I’ve done approaches so often in my life it’s like second nature to me so 200 is a matter of two weeks for me. For some incel who never approached they might only have the balls to do 1 or 2 in two weeks.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:30 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe My friend, 6'3, has a Back to the Future schtick where he acts like a time traveller from the 50s here today. He'll walk up to some chick and say "hey sweetheart want to go to the sock hop"? Or "how about we go to the soda jerk and get a coke". He's dressed in normal modern clothes. Despite being tall and good looking and white he has never once had any success and many chicks have called the police on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083725) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083613) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:17 PM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083599) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: lunch thoughts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083607) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Darnell did you connect with her on a scholarly level at all? any prancing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083610) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III One of my favorite lines after telling these chicks I’m a lawyer is I’ll ask her oh what books are you reading? And tells me what she’s studying or studied (red flag means she’s too old for a GOOM) Then she will tell me and I’ll say “oh i don’t read I’m too busy enjoying life” and it usually gets a laugh and an oh my godddd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083632) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083654) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:02 PM Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083706) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895701&forum_id=2Elisa#50083638) |