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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it

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obsidian vengeful rehab
  01/09/14
What was the reply?
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  01/09/14
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's i...
obsidian vengeful rehab
  01/09/14
Yikes!
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titcy!
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? Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I...
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  01/09/14
I could see doing that for the edge factor. but damn m...
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Guess her gender, too.
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or OUT of it
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French splenetic property turdskin
  01/09/14
...
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  01/09/14
i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?
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...
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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obsidian vengeful rehab
  01/09/14
did you post a pic w the ad
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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obsidian vengeful rehab
  01/09/14
Are you such a man?
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
Rock her world before she leaves it.
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  01/09/14
JFC man.
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not
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  01/09/14
I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight
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  01/09/14
TY
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  01/09/14
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...
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
Do you remember how you worded it at all?
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having...
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  11/15/14
That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it
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  05/17/14
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  11/15/14
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...
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180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.
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Slow day. No new prospects yet
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
This 26 year old mixed chick replied: http://imgur.com/nZ...
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  01/10/14
I'd probably hit it.
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  01/10/14
I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my ...
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  01/10/14
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  01/10/14
NSFW
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  01/10/14
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  11/15/14
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801818)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: mint anal party of the first part

What was the reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801833)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:

http://imgur.com/bRSblIv

I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801836)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: mint anal party of the first part

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious gaming laptop dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801848)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: exciting jet-lagged sneaky criminal stead

titcy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801856)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

?

Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801857)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: supple orange death wish mad cow disease

I could see doing that for the edge factor.

but

damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801866)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

wildly ungroomed and hairy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801871)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*

THANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801973)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: khaki house

Guess her gender, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801859)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Violent milk

Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801864)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

mmmm rotten corned beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801875)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Impertinent massive dragon private investor

jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801904)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

feeling slightly nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801943)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

imagine eating clam chowder to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801949)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

or OUT of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801956)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

*literally dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801972)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801976)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801980)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

*finally throws up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802039)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread

chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801958)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle overrated point

I just turned gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804504)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling filthy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25578052)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Irate know-it-all area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26064069)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Lavender Arousing Sanctuary Filthpig

straightest comment in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726713)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling circlehead bawdyhouse

ewwwwwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805758)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: lascivious locale

that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306602)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306609)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: dashing disturbing office

somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306822)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Irate know-it-all area

i think i'm starting to understand you better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26064071)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Cobalt hyperventilating heaven

Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306855)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: coral 180 station

EWWWWWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25578033)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling filthy forum

And you'll never forget it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25578056)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: slippery step-uncle's house

30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726615)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Ruddy bateful space reading party

Whorie outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726730)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

DAMN YOU IMGUR

DAMN YOU TO HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#50032947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Woman in OP has not replied back yet.

Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):

http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt

http://imgur.com/QheWczj

I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801906)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Stimulating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801915)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

lllolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801922)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801925)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801930)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801950)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: hairraiser topaz temple bbw

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802089)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306614)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801951)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

did she have a great time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801965)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801977)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801954)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801963)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: Brass multi-colored twinkling uncleanness knife

175 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802798)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: indigo shrine pisswyrm

easy solution: make her drive to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802053)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802059)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: indigo shrine pisswyrm

that one looks pretty harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802069)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: Lime Elastic Band

famous last words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802160)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM
Author: walnut nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802631)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306616)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Irate know-it-all area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26064080)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: coiffed spectacular goyim institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Lavender Arousing Sanctuary Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726722)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM
Author: unhinged boyish becky gas station

Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Insane cream box office weed whacker

It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801945)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801957)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801962)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

man i have no idea just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801999)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: histrionic stag film fat ankles

how much money are we talkin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804495)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801959)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801966)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Insane cream box office weed whacker

did you post a pic w the ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802008)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802032)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Marvelous gold wrinkle

You, sir, are an asset to the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802292)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling circlehead bawdyhouse

i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805784)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:

"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?

D"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801969)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

Are you such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801984)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:

"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..

I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.

Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.

Send me more... I beg of you nicely!

I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."

She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24801992)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

Rock her world before she leaves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802002)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802015)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802020)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802024)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802030)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802052)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: mint anal party of the first part

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804914)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: citrine people who are hurt

You're my hero, just thought you should know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804929)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306622)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802007)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Greedy kink-friendly goal in life

Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24809023)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306624)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling filthy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25578068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop

was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)

absolutely did not disappoint

jfc how do you have this much testosterone man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802010)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: motley geriatric messiness sandwich

oh geez...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802014)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

OH GOD, OH--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802017)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: motley geriatric messiness sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802046)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Sexy diverse school cafeteria dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802073)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: adventurous copper round eye

I fucking laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802090)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: hairraiser topaz temple bbw

youre a legendary poaster never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802100)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802331)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#25306627)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Territorial Range

Damn that looks exactly like my grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802801)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM
Author: unhinged boyish becky gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24802845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Vermilion therapy jew

I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804887)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Here is another reply she sent this morning:

I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!

I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.

Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.

Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...

Are you the man up for the task

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24804961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant ivory useless brakes

98743788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805148)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

LOL. LOL. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805156)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Mischievous ticket booth mediation

Wow mang.

Is this something you are considering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805225)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Lol no. Even I have limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805245)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Mischievous ticket booth mediation

I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.

Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.

Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805476)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805497)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: Mischievous ticket booth mediation

My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.

And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.

One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805647)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805692)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: citrine people who are hurt

Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805707)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805718)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: citrine people who are hurt

Do you remember how you worded it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805728)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Mischievous ticket booth mediation

That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.

I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805813)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse dysfunction

Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805890)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#24805918)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Frum Cordovan Hominid

Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726743)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2Elisa#26726778)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM
Author: floppy casino windowlicker

Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:

"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:02 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Frum Cordovan Hominid



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Date: January 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: blathering national security agency

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Author: mind-boggling filthy forum

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic tanning salon water buffalo

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant ivory useless brakes

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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Lime Elastic Band



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Stirring personal credit line

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Passionate whorehouse

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Impertinent massive dragon private investor

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:29 AM
Author: Racy Spot

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

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Date: January 9th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: drunken mother



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: White school

While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster should be canonized, it also makes me quite sad for some reason. I just thought 70 yo BBWs should be sitting on the porch, telling stories from the old days, and cooking hamburger helper. Yeah it should be uplifting that they still wanna fuck, but it isn't.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Aromatic cruise ship new version

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling circlehead bawdyhouse

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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Titillating Abode



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Insane cream box office weed whacker

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and that they use phrases like 'rock hard cock'

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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Dark Learning Disabled Market

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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: mint anal party of the first part

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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: unhinged boyish becky gas station

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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: French splenetic property turdskin

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Date: January 10th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling circlehead bawdyhouse

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz national half-breed



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz national half-breed

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her

3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife

4. Young stud for single older woman

5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW

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Author: Amethyst electric cumskin yarmulke

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: mint anal party of the first part

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: slippery step-uncle's house

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful rehab



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Gay Curious Giraffe Chad

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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Big Jewess

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