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How much will CSLG have to pay in child support?
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea and alimony? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49748827) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: brass thriller athletic conference rofl imagine writing a check for 10m jfc
now imagine u are jewish and have to write that check |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea what's more painful, giving up 10M or his first born (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49748981) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner i guarantee there's a number where he'd allow one of his kids to die if he could keep that money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749085) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner He is an incredible father to his children. I haven’t defended him on xo for years, but for anyone who says he isn’t a good dad is dead wrong. His kids were at my kids birthday party this weekend and had a great time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749102) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea does he talk to his kids about his swinger lifestyle - how does he explain so many "friends" around dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749105) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre how much does a rich guy like u spend on a kid's bday party? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749111) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner Too much. We rented out an entire venue. It was mostly my high school friends and their kids and some coworkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749130) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: greedy wrinkle and now he's a great dad only 50% of the time. he literally gave up years of cumulative time with his kids because he wanted to fuck some gross tatted up skank. you chug his dick because he gave you a high paying job and you probably are being forced to post this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749117) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: Pearly razzle dopamine guys in my HS won father of the year while fucking prostitutes and bragging about it online while leaving their kids with a broken home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749618) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Rusted Bipolar Senate Puppy it was no big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749629) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:51 PM Author: up-to-no-good resort brethren In fact, they did it all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750028) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:31 PM Author: not secure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49792431) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner this may be true, but his poast last week that his daughter calls his gf her "favorite mom" or whatever is troubling. everything he's doing might be fucking his kids up in ways he cannot see.
i know his poasting is, like all of ours, an amplified version of his id, but i suspect he is not going to discourage his kids from taking sides. this is a very bad thing. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain this is flame, right? please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749649) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner what, that he said that? he did. find that thread he made last week. i hope he made it up, but i assume he did not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749674) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner here: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844363&mc=101&forum_id=2#49737049 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749680) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain that's so awful. not xo performative awful, but real awful.
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: indecent seedy multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750035) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Multi-colored lay love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751342) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: motley cyan stage I agree 100%. This is so morally bankrupt and tone deaf. I feel so bad for these kids. Poasters have been pointing out CSLG's moral shortcomings for years and nothing seems to resonate with him. He strikes me as addicted to his own ego, he's so in love with himself, but then its hard to escape the conclusion that he's sociopathic. I think that is what is really going on. He's a wealthy sociopath that found someone to marry him and let him impregnate her a couple of times and now those people are just trash left in his wake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751401) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Multi-colored lay love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751410) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: aggressive alcoholic menage To be fair,
Hey Chandler -- as a principled man and a father in your own right, who has no dog in this fight but is only ITT to offer a 100% sincere defense of the man who just happens to be your boss, do you have any thoughts on this behavior?
Would you say this is the hallmark of great parenting? |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Pearly razzle dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751664) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: boyish maroon queen of the night Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751335) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Cocky persian address OMG. This guy is worse than I thought. Not only is he fucked up enough to do this, but then brag about it here l? Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749857) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: indecent seedy multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750036) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner he's addicted to attention - positive, negative, it doesn't matter.
as i've said before, i know his board persona is played up, as it is for all of us, but there is something wrong with him. he has issues bc of the way his dad acted, probably, and he's unfortunately not breaking the cycle. he should be like eminem in that way. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Electric Crusty Lettuce (Pidyon Haben Mastermind) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749153) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre rofl
the cohen benefits |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre dont richmos just do a one-time settlement / buyout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49748833) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Glassy Comical Hall Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49748837) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: abnormal background story not a zurich alt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749068) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Charcoal shitlib principal's office 60 ricebowls and 15 cases of KharmaSushi Water per month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49748919) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Sienna kitchen I suspect he'll flee to Israel before paying, anyone want to wager? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749001) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea he still has the Goy scam operation in motion. he claims $10M income a year so he wont run (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749016) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain i hope his wife's lawyer has flagged those posts where he outlines anticipated future revenue growth in the business she helped build (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749034) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: abnormal background story lol, "she helped build" please |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Black hyperactive volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749403) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: Outnumbered roommate He was on here bragging out his ass about the 180 prenup he had that name he didn't have to give the wife jack shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749038) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea no judge in family court in CA would allow that to stand, esp w children and disparity in income (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749078) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Outnumbered roommate He seemed pretty confident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749092) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: greedy wrinkle he seems completely full of shit pretty much every time he posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749097) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner i poasted this before, but that is crazy to me. when my wife and i were separated, i was going to pay her alimony even though she wasn't entitled to it. and i made 300-something grand at the time, not millions like this dood. i genuinely don't understand his mindset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749091) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Outnumbered roommate Think on it a little while and see if you can't understand his perspective better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749095) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Cracking national security agency How are you confused? What is his religion again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749150) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner I know, that was a dumb point I made I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749297) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: cordovan hairy legs Is his wife Jewish? Won't they just divorce according to whatever their Jewish law states? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749041) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre u seem really dumb. his wife is oriental.
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain he'll offer her a get in exchange for dropping all financial claims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749065) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: wonderful spot the worst part of CSLG isn't his own shittiness as a human being
it's that so many people here are shameless suckups to him because they'll do anything for a scrap of cash or "case referrals"
lawyers are all pathetic scum |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre SHOTS FIRED AT CHANDLER. ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749052) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner I made over 5.5 mil last year. People can take whatever shot at me they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749093) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain (CSLG shooting all over chandler's back, throwing $100 bills on the floor)
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: wonderful spot yep, that pretty much sums it up right there
every single scumbag lawyer in existence would do what you and CSLG do if they could. a class of hostile parasites with no redeeming value to society |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant MFCR. Love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749108) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre wow holy shit mazal. is that an aberration w some big wins, or u expecting similar this yr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749116) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner It was an aberration with big wins. I’d expect 50% this year. But uber is pushing a law through that if it passes would lead to my Immediate retirement. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain because it would lead to a windfall, or makes it much harder to sue when their methed up illegal immigrant drivers plow into a schoolbus?
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner It would become impossible to find lawyers for car crash lawsuits. Every lawyer would switch over to lemon law/employment type stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749135) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre the uber law would affect all car crash cases, not just ridesharing? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749140) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain googled it for all our benefit:
https://calmatters.org/economy/2026/02/uber-california-ballot-initiatives/
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre holy shit
what are the odds this passes |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner uber is going to spend hundreds of millions, but it's not very popular so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749158) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Cracking national security agency It would be a 180 twist if cslg's chink ex cleaned him out and at the same time his kike grift scam dried up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749163) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: cerebral lemon factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750978) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse chandler I'm gonna put it to you bluntly. You are a professional thief. You steal money for a living. I say this as someone who likes you as poaster. I don't know you in real life. I'm sure you're an ok individual. You don't seem like you're all bad. You're a substantially better person than your boss. But what you do is fundamentally immoral and wrong. It doesn't matter that it's a legal scam. It's completely unjustified. You can tell yourself whatever you want but you lie for a living and you steal money that's not yours. You're a thief who is extracting money from this country to which you are not entitled. I sincerely hope some day you and your family are expropriated and deported for tarnishing this great country with your smut and indecency. There's no amount of self-rationalization that can make you whole. Give the money back and leave. Do the right thing. Go back to the place you came from that was built by the same unscrupulous morals you have. A culture of theft and selfishness. You deserve to be among all the other people who see life the way you do as opposed to robbing the Golden Goose blind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749188) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre >You're a thief who is extracting money from this country to which you are not entitled.
tbf, he's armenian |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse I think he's Asian fwiw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749224) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Fishy Lodge French Chef Lol is that our next war target kikehead? He's some 400 lb Japanese guy, he's not Armenian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749241) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:30 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre new guy first day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749243) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant (tard)
Chandler is 10000% confirmed Armenian. I've met him IRL. Armenian AF and even wears a gaudy gold chain cross necklace. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749251) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Fishy Lodge French Chef Wtf. Chandler is on his website and has confirmed who he is
Are you thinking about one of the other assfags on here? |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:42 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant You're thinking of Kenny, who is a gook.
Chandler is Armenian AF. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Nope you retard. Chandler is an azndood. Kenny is also AZN but I think only half. Kenny's name does not begin with a K and I will leave it like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749279) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant Sorry brej, but you're just wrong. Chandler is, indeed, Armenian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749286) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: fragrant crystalline theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749299) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Fishy Lodge French Chef Link to some Armenians on his website that are trial attorneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749313) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:06 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750050) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Territorial Death Wish Hours long videos of him being asian have been poasted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749291) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Brilliant University Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749330) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Chartreuse Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749336) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: wonderful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749372) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: mildly autistic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749386) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: lilac charismatic field gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749577) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750071) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant 1000% agree with this, but still happy that Chandler was able to make it. Was on track for a very sad life before he started the whole quasi-legally facilitating insurance fraud thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749223) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Yeah he's already alcoholic, depressed, addicted to gambling, and he's got a seriously weird relationship with his family that makes no sense. If he never got the call from his kike overlord, he'd be all those things still, but poor. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749228) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant I blame the legislators who have failed to fix an obviously bullshit tort system that's obviously being defrauded to the max by various Jews and post 1965 immigrant groups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749233) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse California is the second lowest IQ state behind Mississippi. It's full of literal retards. So yeah some kikes drew up a scheme to defraud insurance companies. It's just like Idiocracy. Who was going to say no? Uber is in the right pushing back and saying this is crazy you just can't keep taking our insurers for a ride over fake cases. If they were all real it would be one thing but I know for a fact that their 'accidents' are made up. Their clients get "hit" by Ferraris multiple times per year. It's just criminal what they're doing at the firm.
If you think of the scammiest slip on a banana peel type shit that you would see in Better Call Saul or Erin Brockovich or what have you, you still wouldn't be halfway there to the level of scam they're actually running every day. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant And I blame the congressmen who passed the laws that allowed all these immigrant groups in the country in the first place. Obviously they would exploit our high-trust systems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749238) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Fishy Lodge French Chef I like Luis but all the California posters are gritty mudorcs who need to go back. No reason for any of them here but i do think it's cool how they all come here to brag about grifting on American trust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749248) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: wonderful spot slam dunk fucking post holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749295) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Really weak that he hasn't even attempted a full throated defense after daring haters to "come at him"
Very low T |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: wonderful spot i mean what is there for him to say
we know the truth, he knows the truth, we know he's not ever gonna stop, he knows he's not ever gonna stop
they're all like this btw. lawyers are all fucking scum |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Kikes, muds, brownoids. Pretty much whatever they want. Just carve America up like a turkey. Oh you want to start a business in California? Insurance way too expensive from all the fraudsuits. Oh, sorry goy. We have to keep enriching the chinks and Jews. No, you can't ever have a good life goy. It's imperative that the scammers live in a big house and their kids will never have to work. Sorry goy, you were simply born in the wrong century! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749327) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: wonderful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749375) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: mildly autistic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749388) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Multi-colored lay love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751408) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Supple Space Travel Guidebook i'm not a chandler fan but i'll play devil's advocate here:
modern america is long past the point of no return, it's being torched and looted before our eyes. no one can stop it, nothing can stop it at this point. look at dirte, a salt of the earth type who finally wisened up and is stealing what he can before he gets totally fucked. your option now isn't "be good or be bad", it's "be bad or get totally and beyond fucked." chandler is a dumb goy addicted to gambling who sued his relatives and the market says his salary is worth $70k slopping wet. he stumbled like a retard into a pot of gold and is milking it for all its worth, because he has no marketable skills and he's dead and empty inside. so his choices are steal from a sinking america or be churned like the goyim masses. from his perspective he will suck that gross kike CSLG cock all day and all night long, deepthroated, with eye contact, forever, gratefully, because he completely fucking sucks but there's no real option here, and you are just jealous that you're not doing the one doing the deepthroating for some shekels |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: mildly autistic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749384) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Black hyperactive volcanic crater chandler your response? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749407) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse sopping wet, Shape Rotator
Please pay more attention to detail. One misplaced comma... |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:17 AM Author: Irradiated coffee pot sadly MFCR
I do a higher-end version of that in biglol for less money |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Supple Space Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750636) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:10 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner I am a lawyer and an advocate for my clients. Save your criticism for public defenders defending obviously guilty criminals or insurance defense lawyers defending insurance companies in legitimate claims. It’s all advocacy. If my clients cases aren’t legitimate, they get tried and we will lose. The ones getting tried, seem to have resulted in 8 figure verdicts by California juries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750058) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse I have literally read through your cases. They are total fabrications. They are not in any way based on reality even a little bit. You have doctors on the payroll who lie. You lie. You lie to juries. CSLG lies to juries. There's video of him admitting that there is a type of pain your clients experience that cannot be detected by science or medicine. You are a slip and trip shitlawyer who fabricates things to make money. Your clients are scammers who get into an impossible numbers of fake accidents. Your doctors are on the take and they lie on behalf of the clients. You only sue insurance companies because they have a lot of money to take away from. It's an illicit money making scheme where you walk into court and lie about everything for profit. This ruins small businesses who can't afford insurance because their premiums go up. And you think that saying the legal system in California endorses what you do is a ringing assessment? California itself is corrupt to the hilt. It is the most socially degenerate fucked up places in the union which is why you live there and not in, say, Maine. I can't count on both hands how many recent cases in California have been unjustly adjudicated. It's chalk full in the worst corruption known to the western world. And as to the juries, these are some of the dumbest most low IQ people on the planet. These are the people who saw OJ's DNA all over a crime scene and said nah, not guilty, it was akshually racism. Jesus Christ my man. After they hear all the lies that should be inadmissabe you got a bunch of idiots to write a big number on a napkin and that's your moral basis? You are far more dishonorable and shame worthy than I ever thought possible! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750072) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner You have “read through my cases”. Link?
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/14/business/starbucks-hot-coffee-driver-verdict
This one that we had Nick Rowley try?
Maybe this one?
What other cases has there been any literature on?
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Date: March 17th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Supple Space Travel Guidebook everyone knows this including chandler, he gave up on his stories because they sounded like lies and ash in his mouth, he doesn't give a fuck and will take the money and rationalize it by going to church and buying his mom and mother in law condos. and he's not *entirely* wrong because the alternative is to be eaten in this ZOG kike casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750641) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Multi-colored lay love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751417) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: Cobalt swollen chapel idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749663) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:28 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner These people expect us to be more than advocates and justify the work we do brother. Insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750097) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Supple Space Travel Guidebook no, we just don't want you to lie here. you would be a much better poster if you simply stated "yeah, i participate in a zog kike casino and i'm taking what i can get while the world burns because the alternative is to be a victim, and i refuse to be that. i stay within the gray of the law even if morally its really bad because it benefits me and i try to make up for it in other ways. you want me to play it straight and be a zogbot worker bee for pennies and get abused and i refuse to do so. you're the sucker, not me, if you don't do the best you can for yourself. hate the game not the player nigger"
that's way better than "lol i'm just an advocate for the poor and give them the best representation possible" which is a sack of lies
do you not see the difference
(yes, i understand its hard to be honest here given you're outed, that's a legitimate pushback - but still) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Multi-colored lay love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751419) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: talented base kitty Any California family law master men who can weigh in on potential size of child support and alimony? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749072) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Aqua fat ankles Here's a link to the CA child support guideline calculator: https://childsupport.ca.gov/guideline-calculator/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749079) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:30 AM Author: abnormal background story good. i just posted about you not being around. glad you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750106) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Fishy Lodge French Chef Lol Chandler. Your life was deeply destroyed by your father abandoning you and here you are defending cslgs choice to do the same. I can't understand how you don't see that he is preying on you. Enjoy the money but stfu |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner His kids live with him, two houses down from me, I see them all the time and they are happy. Both CSLG and his ex wife will be exceptional parents.
I never had a dad, but I have been married for ten years and have 3 children that love me and I am rich. I am supporting and caring for my mom single-handedly during her pancreatic cancer treatment and I have bought her and my wife’s mom condos and charge zero rent. Criticize me all you want but I am doing the best I can in life. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse All provided for you by the money you scam from insurance companies. Your dream life but no one respects you.
Do you have a theory as to why you became a crook? Is it because you didn't have a dad or because you're from a race and culture that rewards cheating so long as there's no repercussion for you personally?
Just so you know, I look down on all people who look like you because I know deep down you are all worthless. Even if there's one good one in a million I know the odds are unbearably low and there's always a net reversion to the mean. PLEASE go back to your country. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner I have never cared about prestige educational nor otherwise.
My other country is Japan, the greatest place on earth, but I no longer have citizenship unfortunately which I renounced to be in the USA.
Your opinion on anything means nothing, and has never meant anything to me. You seem to have opinions on me, I have zero opinions on you. I do not think about you, and never will. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse I will vote for any legislation that destroys your business model, any candidate that will deport you, any politician who vows to end the corruption you have embedded yourself in, part and parcel. I will tell everyone I know for the rest of my life to stop you by any legal means necessary to reduce you to the rubble that you deserve. And there's millions of people like me who have had enough of foreigners plundering our nation's blood and treasure. The day of truth and reconciliation may or may not ever come for you, but if and when it does, you will think back on this poast and remember me. Goyim united can never be divided. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750052) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner I do not care if the Uber legislation passes. I do not and never had a plan to work indefinitely.
As a non-immigrant American citizen born in the United States and living on a military base during my youth and his mother’s citizenship being in the greatest country on the planet, please continue to vote for this deportation.
The day of truth and reconciliation will be before Jesus Christ whom I have accepted as my lord and savior. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:21 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Christ isn't coming brah. Hitler is. Hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750073) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:24 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner Well I’ll be dead then as will you, my children have blue eyes. Me and you don’t. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750082) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Lmao dafuk? You have no idea what color my eyes are but nice try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750093) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:30 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner (Guy without blue eyes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750104) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:32 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse You know I know a gay beaner who told me he wouldn't fuck Hitler because he's not Aryan enough. He only fucks Nordic chads (he's a top). Really reminds me of this. Your kids aren't Asian and Hitler isn't white. We're living in nyuugworld! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750110) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:34 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner (Brown eyed goy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750112) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:43 AM Author: Burgundy stirring bawdyhouse Hey, where did you go? Days when the trains came Down in a bottle Rowley with new fame Scammin' and a-trickin', hey, hey Hauled off in chai-ains' In the misty morning fog with Nacht und nebel and me The brown-eyed goy And me, the brown-eyed goy |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant For clarity, Chandler's mother is part of the Armenian diaspora whose family emigrated from Lebanon to Japan in the wake of WWII to provide necessary labor to rebuild. He is @00% Armenian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750964) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: splenetic gas station When did you have a third? 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749945) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: aromatic crackhouse u are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49755250) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:00 PM Author: Diverse infuriating genital piercing There are a hundred posts in this thread - did anyone answer the question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749627) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Diverse infuriating genital piercing Okay, Chat says she owns half the law firm AND will get $15-25k monthly child support plus some level of spousal support ($100kish per year) potentially indefinitely.
So he’ll probably settle by paying through the nose for her half of the firm. She’s gonna walk with ten figures and low five figure monthly child support. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:09 AM Author: indecent seedy multi-billionaire you’re not factoring in that clsg likely started keeping a dossier on his wife staring a few years ago to be used in the event of a divorce. he has collected tons of “evidence” on her to portray her as crazy, a bad mother, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750056) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Pearly razzle dopamine Chandler lets meet up at an LA Kings game we'll get a suite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749643) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:05 AM Author: apoplectic thirsty partner I don’t want to go to a kings game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750046) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:22 AM Author: Brilliant University Stain (NO KINGS) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750075) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: bateful den the wife is gonna get chandler in the settlement but cslg is going to have to keep kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49749685) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:42 AM Author: motley cyan stage I'm not an expert in child support and its one of my least favorite things to do. I basically do it to hold my client's hand as they get ass raped or receive a windfall.
99% of the time you have clients where the parties fall within the normal guidelines, the algorithm spits out a number, the father shrieks and the mother chuckles.
But I have a case now where the father gets $800K per year in disbursements from his Indian tribe's casino. I represent the mother and the algorithm is capped so we stipped to $4,000 per month and my client is pissed.
Now I'm hearing that there may be a way around the cap (yes I know you can plead equity to deviate from guidelines, but you still want the algorithm to back up the number you are asking for).
Its a crazy case. She aborted two babies for cars. She wanted the babies, he didn't so he promised to buy her a car for each abortion. He financed them. Now they broke up and he doesn't want to pay for them anymore. Sorry, I digress, I shouldn't derail the thread.
CSLG may have fucked up by retaining a non-family law attorney. He has too much at stake. It really depends on the lawyer SHE hires. Divorces are marathons, not sprints. He still has time to wise up and protect himself but if she went the cheap route like he did (a high probability she hired a family friend or some stupid shit), then he'll be alright (they'll both fumble around and leave a ton of money on the able). |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: abnormal background story What Is the Child Support Exception for High-Income Earners? California’s statewide uniform guideline stipulates the amount of child support to be paid. This is based on each parent’s net disposable monthly income and the amount of time the child will be cared for by each parent.
There are some exceptions to the statewide uniform guideline, however. One exception covers situations where the parent paying child support has an extraordinarily high income. The paying parent’s divorce attorney may successfully argue that the amount of child support calculated under the statewide uniform guideline would exceed the actual needs of the children. Subsequently, the court may decide to lower the child support payment. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: razzmatazz sapphire area marketing idea how would the algo be capped to $4k
also would CSLG's "air-tight" prenup protect him? what would you estimate she would get
how is the cheap route typically bad, what special sauce do family law attorneys have |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: abnormal background story i would bet california does not let prenups restrict child support. the entire premise behind child support is to protect the child (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750805) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: motley cyan stage You are right directionally. Its not limited to prenups. Courts are very skeptical of "below-guideline" agreements and you have to use special language for the court to accept it (e.g., "We are aware of the state guidelines and understand they are set for the best interest of the child blah blah."
But the policy isn't to "protect" the child. The money BELONGS to the child. The parent is holding the money in trust for the child, its not the parents' money. A little pedantic, but still. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: gay tripping deer antler antidepressant drug Its the child's money. Just the mother gets to spend it with 0 accountability lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750935) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: abnormal background story if you are correct, a child could sue his parent. i don't believe that's possible. a parent's obligation to financially support a child is independent of what they do with child support funds. maybe california is different, but i doubt it. letting a paying parent critique the recipient parent's actions would be a fucking nightmare |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: motley cyan stage I'm not sure if this is on point but family courts don't micromanage how a parent SPENDS the money, but they cannot CONTRACT AWAY the financial support the children are legally entitled to. And yes, children can sue parents. I had a case a couple of years ago where the 14 year old filed a restraining order against both parents and they were both granted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750982) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: abnormal background story i agree they cannot contract away financial support. that was my point about prenups not permitting it above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751104) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: motley cyan stage The courts and attorneys used to use child support software called Dissomaster but they were coasting apparently and some new company came in and undercut them and so now the courts are using this new software called Xspouse. We cannot get Xspouse to spit out a number higher than $4000 per month regardless of dad's income so its definitely capped.
My client was formerly with a biglaw family law firm and they couldn't get the software to go above $4,000 either.
But my client is a busy body and she apparently has figured out a way around it (she's going to go to law school she says) and plus I have a Claude Team account now so I'll figure it out. This case is on the backburner right now, I'm super busy. In fact, I don't know why I'm on here fucking around, I have work to do . . . |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant "biglaw family law"
No such thing exists brej. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: motley cyan stage They are a biglaw firm that also takes on family law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750984) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant Chill fratty Watchtell partner billing $2,000 / hour for family/shitlaw. LJL. Now I've heard it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49750991) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant You're right!
Blank Rome has a small family law practice in NYC.
That said, they're at bottom of V100, so I wouldn't count them as biglaw. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: motley cyan stage Knowing how obsessed CSLG is with money, I doubt he kept everything transparent. Are we assuming that his wife successfully kept her unhappiness as a secret all this time so that CSLG never suspected anything? I doubt that.
My guess is that he may have multiple offshore accounts and money hidden all over the place.
His wife can retain a good forensic accountant and look into everything.
He has a lot of exposure for child and spousal support. Good attorneys can convince a judge to deviate from the guidelines which can have enormous consequences depending on the ages of the kids. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Chartreuse Legal Warrant cant believe cslg didnt retain chilmata for this case, big mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751304) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: wonderful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751327) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: motley cyan stage Honestly, I wouldn't want this case. I like fighting for good dads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751407) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: indecent seedy multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751440) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: wonderful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751569) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Pearly razzle dopamine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751673) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: gay tripping deer antler antidepressant drug ^^^^^ You took my case and my son's life has been so much better because of it. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: indecent seedy multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751770) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: motley cyan stage You are a good dad and it was an honor representing you. I haven't forgotten about the other thing. I've just been superbusy. Putting that back on the front burner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751775) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: abnormal background story well, so much for that idea, zurich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751773) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Misanthropic gunner devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751814) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Diverse infuriating genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49754015) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Cerise nowag an xoer representing cslg's wife would be 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49754027) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: violet galvanic church building immigrant No flame, 1000% chance a poaster fucks her, and 75% chance a poaster dates her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49754052) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Diverse infuriating genital piercing Transparent? Just search (CSLG) on XO for a full accounting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751650) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: adventurous school great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846483&forum_id=2Elisa#49751657) |