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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Elite faggotry

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802234)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: bipolar fortuitous meteor cumskin

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Sepia Kitty Parlour



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Yapping Aquamarine Point



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: drab sweet tailpipe

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed institution dysfunction



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: magenta balding lay

OMG I'm dying.

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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Massive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: provocative nursing home electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Coral Sanctuary Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: boyish tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: Cracking nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: crimson big trump supporter

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: violent gold crotch property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Sepia Kitty Parlour

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803180)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Yapping Aquamarine Point

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Flushed background story degenerate

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: motley plaza volcanic crater

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803503)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803660)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803707)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803821)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803904)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: avocado tripping university kitty cat

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: silver up-to-no-good headpube heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: silver up-to-no-good headpube heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship karate

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: bronze athletic conference

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: Elite faggotry

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Roommate Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: costumed multi-colored mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: Light impertinent crackhouse skinny woman

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: Rebellious brilliant legend

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: silver up-to-no-good headpube heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Harsh ticket booth

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dopamine theatre

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all address

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Dashing Chartreuse Den Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: costumed multi-colored mother

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: blathering new version casino

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Massive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: heady orchid public bath

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: dark people who are hurt double fault

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Buck-toothed Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Garrison Party Of The First Part

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Marvelous brunch mexican

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Massive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Ebony magical candlestick maker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: swollen vivacious corn cake persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Elite faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dopamine theatre

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon bawdyhouse

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: racy thirsty generalized bond area

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Translucent Laughsome Resort

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Black Maniacal Hissy Fit Mad-dog Skullcap

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: lascivious saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#31196780)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready stimulating pervert market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#31997813)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: violent gold crotch property

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: titillating pungent national rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Outnumbered Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend shrine

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: blue exciting toaster forum

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Elite faggotry

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: bistre philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#36894557)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Maize Swashbuckling Location Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#39649049)



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Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: misanthropic indirect expression school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Nofapping Codepig Sex Offender

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#41870690)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Passionate Primrose Ladyboy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#44949602)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#45001566)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: arousing turquoise school cafeteria factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#45001618)



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Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: flickering partner native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#45002513)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: racy thirsty generalized bond area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#48104573)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#49773296)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Startling sick messiness

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803595)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23804179)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805613)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: chestnut legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23805616)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: mischievous fear-inspiring principal's office masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#24141954)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28233363)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: racy thirsty generalized bond area

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28233401)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Maize Swashbuckling Location Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#39649052)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abnormal windowlicker

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803523)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: Twisted Church Building Filthpig

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#23803991)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: navy gas station

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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Business Firm

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler

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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: blathering new version casino

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Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: mewling senate



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Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: silver up-to-no-good headpube heaven



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Elite faggotry



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: mewling senate

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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Very tactful kitchen turdskin

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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Elite faggotry



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: Elite faggotry



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Very tactful kitchen turdskin



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: costumed multi-colored mother



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: Elite faggotry



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained Outnumbered Library



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Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Rebellious brilliant legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2Elisa#28131752)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor deer antler



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: bonkers hall liquid oxygen

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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: violent gold crotch property



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: violent gold crotch property



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Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: bistre philosopher-king



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Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
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