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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844674) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: but at what cost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841516) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: He flexed his right muscle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842573) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844675) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847406) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Beady-eyed useless church building Are you a top or a bottom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636267) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: Fuchsia anal goyim affirmative action It’s not a good idea to cheat with someone who knows you IRL. They will ruin your marriage. If you don’t care about your marriage then get a divorce first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636296) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Cheese-eating spot old irish cottage the absolute best case scenario is things are awkward when it ends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636298) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: Diverse startling trailer park trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637763) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Awkward idiotic theatre Second phone Never bring phone home If you have to meet I'd do it during work days call in sick or schedule off, obviously don't tell wife ur off and "go to work" Second person shouldn't know ur irl info |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: black keepsake machete Absolutely do not do this with someone you know, you retard
It will never live up to your fantasy and the chance of fucking up your marriage is too high
As with most big decisions: jerk off and reconsider. If you’re still stuck, keep jerking off until you’re not.
If you’re really stuck on getting strange, then get a pro. If you’re worried about LEO, go abroad for a weekend (even just Mexico or Canada) and do it there.
If you really need to fuck this 24yo paralegal or receptionist then get divorced and do it. (And take pics for xo) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: crimson pea-brained sound barrier Jerk off and reconsider is some of the best advice anyone can ever hear. It should be carved into random buildings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636642) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: black keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639521) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: medicated galvanic gaping CR, probably the most critical scholarship that ever gets poasted on this bort and you’re one of the best commentators on this topic.
Pros are so much better at fucking/easier/less expensive/likely cleaner than some skank who is going to cheat on her husband and fuck a married guy. It’s like paying someone to sign an NDA. Also LEO is about as big a risk as STDs ie minimal at worst, rounds down to zero across all the millions of hobbyists fucking tens of thousands of pros in this country on a daily basis. |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:22 PM Author: black keepsake machete She’s either a skank or going to fall in love and either of these is veddy veddy bad for OP.
LEO risk exists. I agree it’s minimal, but the consequences are too severe to disregard it entirely. Getting caught in some AAMP sting would result in divorce and most law firms aren’t going to look kindly upon it (even if half the dudes have some side stuff going on, which they do, they have to be OUTRAGED). I would never do anything that requires me to verify/show id. I don’t want a pic of my DL or a link to my law firm page floating around in some WeChat group run by whores and organized crime lite. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Twisted Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660619) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: ...,....,,........ very very CR.
I hope OP is taking detailed notes on this SCHOLARSHIP. |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: Vibrant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637333) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: duck-like sooty factory reset button faggotry cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637994) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: Lascivious Stead Yes, kill yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636345) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Insane thriller sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636652) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station Didn’t you bone your wife’s sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637531) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Aqua indirect expression Still do sometimes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637559) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: pearl queen of the night address Feeld
ywia |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station Alright consensus seems to be this is a terrible idea. I’m probably gonna do it anyway, will let y’all know how it goes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637391) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660607) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Hairraiser roast beef Way to bury the lede (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676986) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness yeah what the fuck
this guy is such a gay idiot
sucks at poasting, sucks at cheating on his wife |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: sepia boiling water lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723307) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy i just came back from SEAsia from a multi-week fuckfest. wife let me go alone lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637506) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Cracking cream digit ratio macaca Did your wife know what was up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637614) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy not fully but I think she suspects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637736) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: multi-colored disrespectful public bath dysfunction What did she think you were doing there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637615) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy it's my favorite place on earth, she knows i like to travel to relax/get away from shit, so just food, massages, cafe & read etc. I did that + tinder passport mode and had like dozens of numbers before even taking off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637740) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:15 AM Author: duck-like sooty factory reset button faggotry lol a married dude just taking a solo trip to bangkok or whatever? i mean that's awesome, but i feel like everyone knows what the deal is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637995) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy innocent until proven guilty my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638788) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: duck-like sooty factory reset button faggotry lol cr my brother, i personally find the beaches (with karst formations) and cuisine both excellent. that seedy reputation is overblown - there's a lot more to the country than just that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48640176) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy all about karst topography & pagodas my man. in general the people are super friendly + cuisine = great vacay. hope to retire in that part of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48640590) |
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Date: February 11th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: duck-like sooty factory reset button faggotry cr i can't even tell if you're serious any more my man, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48645401) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe Tell your partner first and work through your issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637758) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Diverse startling trailer park trump supporter poast content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637760) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Fear-inspiring frum boltzmann Don’t do this. Like Chris rock once said, doesn’t matter who you are, 007, you are going to get caught and will feel like an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637857) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: rusted area rigor 10000% retarded and/or self-sabatoge to cheatmo without using a fake name / identity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637859) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Fear-inspiring frum boltzmann Assuming this isn’t JM flame, he’s banging a married slut he knows from work. This has literally never not blown up. Mathematic certainty, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637872) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station I don’t know her from work, we connected ten years ago via a non-dating app and met in person (didn’t bang) but exchanged nudes on Snapchat. Then we didn’t talk for a decade and she’s depressed or stressed and contacted me and it’s reignited something, and now we’re both in the same state a few hours apart. We facetimed for a few hours last night and made a plan for how we can meet safely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48637941) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: rusted area rigor Just sign up for SA and spend $400 to fuck a 10x hoter 24 year old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639379) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: supple khaki liquid oxygen this doesn't end well unless you're looking to divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638010) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station what could go wrong? other than getting caught or having the other woman go psycho and blow things up (but she'd be ruining her own marriage too which she doesn't want) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48638567) |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: violet temple just let your wife know of your intentions and let slide. better to be honest than whatever you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48639402) |
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Date: February 10th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48644441) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: tan space french chef cheating on your spouse isn't a disbarrable offense, and as long as you don't actively rep her you can absolutely plow that cunnis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660605) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: autistic pungent lettuce skinny woman Under most bars, you can rep someone you are fucking, but you can't fuck someone you are repping. So make sure to fuck her first. And some bars simply don't care at all. In New York, it is almost always okay to fuck your clients. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: rusted area rigor I'd rather chop my dick off them spend 2 hours facetiming a woman. Pure torture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663384) |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: violet temple i think he meant dicktiming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663401) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676968) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Hairraiser roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676989) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:59 AM Author: blow off some steam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844686) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: autistic pungent lettuce skinny woman Honestly, if she's married and lives in another city, I think the risk is pretty minimal. Most likely she is not going to want to blow up her marriage to mess up yours. And even if she does, I've found that women are amazingly gullible about this sort of thing. One time I had a huge fight with my side piece and she told my wife everything and sent texts to confirm it. I just told my wife that the girl is crazy and that she was lying about everything. (And to be fair, the girl is crazy, and my wife knew that.) My wife believed everything and blocked my side chick. Eventually, the side piece calmed down and started fucking me again. it was a stressful couple of days, but I emerged from the incident completely unscathed.
To be clear, if you care about your marriage, you still probably shouldn't do it, because I'm not sure if 30 minutes of mind blowing sex is worth the risk of losing your marriage and paying alimony for the rest of your life. That said, mind blowing sex is really mind blowing, so it may very well be worth the gamble if the risk of it blowing up is low. |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Diverse startling trailer park trump supporter What is your medium term goal with this plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48663741) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Lascivious Stead why does everybody who "cheatmos", to a man, insist on throwing in faggy details like "she went home sore" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707913) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:16 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station Shows my sexual prowess to my bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707922) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Lascivious Stead This guy has sex! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707925) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:19 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station And poasts. I’m the full package (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707932) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 2:23 PM Author: Ruby house Incredible that so many legal scholars are also legit pro pussyfuckers, like generational pussyfucking talents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48707944) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723282) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:26 PM Author: Fuchsia anal goyim affirmative action The other woman is also married? You need to have your head on a swivel for hubby to find out and call your wife to blow up your family or he just decides to kill you and/or his wife. This won’t end well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723318) |
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Date: March 14th, 2025 12:43 AM Author: excitant organic girlfriend gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48746415) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: sepia boiling water Sounds like you made the right call. See that bros? You don’t have to be so neurotic. Nothing bad happened! His wife has no clue! Y’all watch too many movies lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48723325) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841155) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841159) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: blow off some steam ur fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841435) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. Get ready for him to message your wife or just show up at your front door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841468) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Penis Six Nine You are so fucked. He will relentlessly wear her down and she'll give small detail after small detail until he figures out who you are and where to find your wife to fill her in. You = fucked, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841473) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:31 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) this is probably correct. why the fuck would she admit that she cheated to him? she will absolutely reveal his identity. she feels guilty and he's going to be bawling and wailing and shit and telling her she can stop his pain only by telling him who she was fucking. she will be guilted into it.
then it's on. |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Penis Six Nine An unstable, furious dood is on the hunt...here come the lolz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841531) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i really hope op gets out of this but i am looking forward to the boart content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841538) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841785) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841907) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: cannon “She ‘felt bad’ so she told the truth but she’ll definitely protect me!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841507) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) yea, she is going to give up OP by the end of the weekend.
if she just came clean to hubby today, he may know before tonight is over. i hope op makes it out clean, but that's a very unlikely outcome. |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841875) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Billy, you're a dood. But you're also a dead dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841879) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker We can’t afford to lose poasters around here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841886) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842044) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: blow off some steam 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841645) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 1:29 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842042) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Oh, You Travel? ( ) Tcr way to do this is to date down so like no effort is required like bill clinton
I can’t imagine an azn Engineer doing this but probably ever bartender in history does… |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: SkaddenArse Any ass play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841384) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: tarrifs asking the important questions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841488) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843105) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: The Glory of the Written Word dontmo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841464) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) he already did, and he is hours or days from being caught - see above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841513) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: The Glory of the Written Word :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841549) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Penis Six Nine I'm betting hubby is pounding data into online searches hunting op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841637) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) He won’t have to. She’s going to give him up in a day or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841880) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:25 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841912) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: but at what cost one option is to cut your balls off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841515) |
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Date: April 12th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp) Really well crafted flame brother. Interested to see how your wife finds out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48841927) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842422) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Autista I wonder how the husband figured it out. It sounds like his wife and OP only hooked up twice. She must have been acting really differently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842018) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842375) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Autista Those tracking apps are horrific. Straight out of Orwell. Whoever invented them should be in prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842402) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i hate to say this, but there's a high likelihood of that.
unrelated story: if you remember my coke days, i was "dating" a stripper in LA who was mentally ill but got really good blow and liked stuff up her anus. my wife found out everything bc when she cauight me cheating with my mistress, she came on here and found all my threads. i denied at first, but she said "oh yeah, what about jada stevens" and i knew she really saw shit on the boart bc i'd made threads about fucking porn star jada stevens.
anyway, this whore out of nowhere called me in january at like 3 am. my phone was buzzing like crazy and i was out. i woke up with my wife smacking me and yelling WHY THE FUCK IS ADEVA CALLING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (yes, her name is adeva, that's her real name).
so imagine that, but you are actually cheating and have been caught. i was at least innocent, but my heart was beating out of my chest for like 10 mins over it. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard how tf did I miss Jada stevens threading?
anyhow, strippers and whores always seem to have the best coke plugs
anyhow, why did adevloper have your real number? |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) she was escorting for a while and i saw her twice - once in DC (right by my new office in dupont, lmao) and once in manhattan.
the second time, i realized she was friends with this guy from the philly hardcore scene, jules jordan, who is a porn director (his name is an amalgamation of two 80s hc scene guys) and we talked a lot about hardcore music.
both times, i nutted at least three times. she has pretty crazy bj skills. sucked me dry. i ate her out, both pussy and ass, for a while. anyway, i threaded about it both times. probably easy to miss though.
the stripper was blocked, but i think she called me through instagram or some shit. i blocked her everywhere. and she had my number bc i was reckless back then. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard pretty sure Jada still provides, her ass is incredible, and til she's into hardcore music -- I haven't thought about hardcore music in a while, norma jean early avenged sevenfold |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:49 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i just bumped my jada threads, lol. and she does still escort. i forgot about this but she emailed me last year. she was replying to an old email chain. i used to have her number saved.
her ass is a work of art. she seems really cool and surprisingly level headed considering what she does.
also, she isn't into hc but she's friends with that jules jordan guy. he is a real deal hardcore kid. as in, into all the old revelation records shit, minor threat, etc. hilarious he turned out to be a porno guy. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: Oh, You Travel? ( ) What about Bro Code (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844705) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win I watched this in real time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847438) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., whats his name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842424) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:41 AM Author: jag too late now, but i would have told you that no matter how good your opsec is, hers will give you away every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842444) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842495) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) start thinking of an explanation for who she is and how she has mental problems, etc. to tell your wife because you are about to get caught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842497) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842503) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) you need to try. remeber that adeva stripper i poasted about? i spent a whole week with her in LA/SD just before the covid shutdowns. i told my wife i was in LA for work.
the e3ntire week was a coke and booze blackout. one thing i remember was sticking a remote up advea's anus at the san diego hard rock.
anyway,. after i got home my wife was doing laundry and found the hard rock SD hotel key in my shorts and asked me what it was. without missing a beat, i said "oh i was at todd's house [todd was my partner and had an apt in LA] and we were doing coke and one of the guys had that card we were using to cut lines. i must have accidentally put it in my pocket"
that wasn't damning evidence but it would have gotten some doods caught. you will likely have worse evidence but you have to try to lie your way out of it. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842521) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) yea you may be caught. if so, just come clean. lying will make it worse.
also, how is the hard rock SD? i paid for two nights there but i have no recollection. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842532) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:33 AM Author: jag if you get into your wife's phone, consider blocking the guy's number and social media (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842554) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842556) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) 18o, i nearly did that with adeva back in april-may 2020. after the shutdowns i briefly cleaned up and stopped talking to her. she started threatening to contact my wife.
i decided not to block her bc if my wife noticed, she'd know something was up. she knew who adeva was bc an in house guy at one of my clients was initially fucking her and when i'd facetime home i'd have her say hi to my wife lmao.
anyway. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: Trust If Aryan pics of adeva? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845703) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:19 PM Author: WikiFeet General Counsel Oh, have we seen pics of her! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847288) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: nasdaq Was the sidepiece azn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842579) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842588) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) 🤢🤮 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842594) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842599) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: The Glory of the Written Word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843191) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: blow off some steam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843398) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: dip spit Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842902) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842886) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) Take a pic of your cock and balls right now and post it, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842893) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) sorry to do this but i am suspecting flame. are you fucking with us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842951) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843170) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:13 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. Communicate with the mentally ill Asian women just enough that she's not super pissed at you. Tell her that she has an obligation to make sure her husband is OK. And carefully disengage ensuring she does not end up hating you in the process. Scrub personal info from internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843116) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) yes, and tell her that you guys have to be real careful so that you have a future together.
gradually ghost her. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843167) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Autista Imagine trying to kill yourself over an Azngirl. Is this an Azn dude who has extremely scarce access to women? Or an especially sad AGWWG dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843282) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843289) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Autista AGWAG, I could understand. Might not be any replacement wife on the horizon. AGWWG? And he'd be getting back onto the dating market with a highly sympathetic story? Might even manage to snag a white girl this time. Crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843319) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48843414) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:01 AM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844690) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: Autista OP, updates? If this is not flame and the hubby did try to killself, he may have gotten the rage out of his system. Who knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844665) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844681) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear if you have children and you are cheating with a person that can identify you... you literally deserve everything that happens to you.
enjoy losing your wife, your children's respect, and half of your assets.
<3 :) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844683) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845133) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:25 AM Author: talking to my therapist about XO Peak experience. This is what you signed up for. Enjoy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845181) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845198) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: pennis This probably isn’t the first time this has happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845224) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845311) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Bro, you are fucked. Totally, 100% fucked. Any additional discussion on this topic is a waste of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845688) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845812) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Hoping for the best my dood. Do u own a handgun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845818) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar At this point, I'm pretty sure this is flame, and it is starting to jump the shark. If it's not flame, the CR is to simply deny everything. Tell your wife that you talked to this woman once 10 years ago and that she clearly picked some random number out of her phone in order to avoid identifying the true perpetrator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845844) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48845848) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Autista What did this say before blanking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846379) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker She gave her husband my name and phone #. With that it's trivial to also find my wife's info online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846409) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: Autista Sorry bro. This reminds me of some conspiracy among amateur criminals who say they're ride or die, and then turn on each other within an hour of questioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846509) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846523) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker The husband contacted me. Shortly after me and the woman agreed to cease communicating, he sent me a text saying I destroyed his life, some other bad things about breaking up his marriage, etc. He also said my wife deserves to know the truth.
I think this is a positive sign that he will not murder me and I’m unsure if he means I should tell my wife or he will do the courtesy for me.
I feel bad. I hope he can forgive her, as that is the best solution for all of this, although forgiveness doesn’t come easy. I wanted to reply with a CS Lewis quote but I’m not replying to him at all. Again, this is NOT FLAME and developing quickly; I will keep my xo brothers updated and as always open to advice on how to handle. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. Really want to provide you some sort of support or guidance, but I can't. Everyone told you how retarded this was. And it was especially retarded in a world where you can download an app on your phone and quickly fuck girls in their 20s for free while only disclosing fake information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846517) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Yeah I know :\
I don't wanna fuck randos I really caught feelings for her |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. How on Earth did you make enough contact with a women to even catch feelings? Isn't it common knowledge that men should avoid all contact with women except as absolutely required for job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846525) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker We used to talk a lot 10 years ago and then we caught up this year as if no time had passed whatsoever. I dunno, it was really gay of me and I feel really bad about the entire situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846530) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. How did you end up "catching up" in the first place? Who reached out to whom? And why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846533) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker She reached out to me in November via Gchat on an old email. I saw it in January and we exchanged numbers and just started chatting again, come to find out she wasn't that far away from me so we met up and it just immediately got physical. She was in a really low spot at that time, and now it's even worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846534) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. What was going through you head when you first responded to her GChat?
And when you first met up? |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker I dunno because our first convos weren't sexual at all. When we first met up I knew it was on and she did too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846546) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. Yeah, but why did you (a) respond to her gchat in the first place and (b) meet up with her that first time?
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker I knew what I was getting into. A stronger man would've resisted aznpussy but that isn't me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846564) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. Via gchat? Flame jumped the shark. Gchat was shut down almost 10 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846659) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Google Chat still seems to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846678) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class If money wasn't an issue all things being equal if you both had a chance at a clean break would you want to be with this woman more than your wife? If you could both get away scott free would you rather be with her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846535) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. She's clearly mentally ill. Even if his wife is MORE mentally ill, TCR move would be to leave wife and find a non-mentally ill woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846543) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class So he should look for a MAN instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846589) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker She's not good wife material but I think she's a nice person. I can't blow up my family for her but it would've been nice if we met prior to us both having families. I can't judge her mental illness levels and you all shouldn't either, we are poasting on XO after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846552) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846577) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not flame: The advice is always the same: Fucking deny everything. Even when faced with incontrovertible evidence, just deny it. I was once in a similar situation where the crazy BPD chick I was fucking started texting my wife to tell her that we were fucking. I told my wife that the chick was crazy and we never fucked, and my wife apparently believed me. (The chick was certifiably crazy, which made it easier to pull off.) If he contacts your wife, tell her that you haven't talked to this chick in 10 years and you were just a random name in her phone that she picked when asked to name the perpetrator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847881) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847892) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv make love like u mean it: the joy lies in the doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846537) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Greeting Card - Infidelity section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846554) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv if u can hear it, u can feel it-- follow the beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvv-hrcIgCI |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: jag I was in this situation and I legit responded "im gay" to the husband and it all worked out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846612) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. This is honestly worth it as a hail marry move.
Tell husband you're a closeted gay and you only met up her socially and that you 100000000% never did anything sexual. Say you only met up because she kept saying she was suicidal. Say that the wife told you that she suspected that HE was cheating. And speculate that the wife made it up hoping to either (1) trick the husband into admitting it or (2) as payback for the suspected cheating.
This assumes there are no damning text messages or similar that could disprove this. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Tons of damning evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846626) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. JFC.
You didnt at least use a fucking messaging app with auto-deleting messages or something?
The most likely explanation here is that you subconsciously wanted to get caught. No way you are so stupid. Or, are you a boomer? That could explain it as well. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Probably the subconscious thing. I have a propensity for self destructive behaviors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846643) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker I’m def not responding to him. I have no control over my wife’s work email but I’m gonna try to check her Instagram today to make sure he didn’t try to contact her through there. Pretty sure he knows I’m not gay based on his wife fessing up to the sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48846621) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) Husband was NOWIG right? This husband is probably a HUWHITE MAN and less easily fobbed off (heh) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847201) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: jag No husband was a balding white guy Someone gave me advice on here that amounted to "just tell cucky what he wants to hear and he'll make himself believe it" and it was cr |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: ;...;;;;...;. Have her tell the husband that you have a tiny tick and couldn't even get hard and the entire things was terribly shameful and embarrassing for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847212) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) If I find out this is flaem I’m going to hunt you down Billy Buttfucker and kill u.
I hope this all works out. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Thanks, friend. Unfortunately none of this is flame. I’ve made a huge mistake here that all of xo predicted but I also kinda wanna just run away with her too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847332) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: WikiFeet General Counsel I didn’t read your poasts above before you blanked most of them, but I think I got the gist. You should cut ties with her now and encourage her to kiss her husband’s ass. If his anger is festering and he feels alone, it’s going to be directed at you and he’s going to contact your wife on every email / phone number he can find online; maybe even writing to her parents (before I was married I had a whole relationship with a married early 20s bio woman - sex was best of my life, but her ex-to-be was PISSED and even wrote to people at my law firm).
This all assumes you want to save your marriage. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker We said goodbye via text today, not sure how long it'll last. What's awkward is she has a business trip next month and I lined some BS up in the same city as a pretext and our planes are landing 4 mins apart, so I dunno if I should cancel mine or what if I bump into her at the baggage carousel? Can't believe I'm even entertaining this thought, as if I've learned absolutely nothing. Demons/succubi are real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48847464) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: WikiFeet General Counsel Oh they are real…
If you continue you 100% have to move off text/iMessage and teach her birdbrain about opsec. Obviously you’re playing with fire and now that her husband knows he’s going to be highly suspicious of everything for months.
You’re stupid to even be considering this, but I understand. |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: jag Opsec works before they get suspicious (but women will botch "opsec" anyway) Once the suspicion is there, the phone could be bugged, car could be tracked, and a PI could be following your every move |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: WikiFeet General Counsel If he cares about his marriage he should just go cold turkey. Not even a question. But he said he wants to “run off” with his mistress, so that might not happen. If he’s going back to the well, then at least he can clean up his game a bit. Lol at “texting” her - my god, OP. Wife reading a recipe on his iPad in the kitchen or kids watching Bluey on the iPad and all of a sudden naked pics and “last weekend was so amazing” iMessages start coming in.
Apple tracking is a huge problem. Now even car apps that you and wife have on phones tell you where each other is. Have to shut off phone, park a few blocks away at a bar or coffee shop, etc.
Really he should just go cold turkey and hire pros or go to AMPs like a normal person, but he’s in love with this other woman so he’s engaging in this destructive behavior. Best thing is never to give in to these affairs when there are strong emotions involved because it’s almost impossible to put it back into the bag. |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:41 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) at the end of the day, you can't break up your family over a chinaman bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48848588) |