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ways in which biglaw is like a war movie

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brai...
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the hand...
Citrine address
  07/15/25
Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline? Lance: ...
Citrine address
  07/15/25
wow
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
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cerise spot
  07/16/25
summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
all the key roles are played by jews
Sick slimy really tough guy
  07/15/25
boomers, actually
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of coun...
Vengeful sanctuary
  07/15/25
wrong thread brother
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups ...
Citrine address
  07/15/25
brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering ...
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the c...
wonderful ceo
  07/15/25
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saffron dead native
  07/15/25
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aromatic menage
  07/15/25
walking to the partners office always felt like Willard goin...
Concupiscible umber pit digit ratio
  07/15/25
DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!
saffron dead native
  07/15/25
The horror…the horror
at-the-ready office
  07/15/25
Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there&r...
sable selfie
  07/15/25
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saffron dead native
  07/16/25
my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood br...
razzmatazz factory reset button
  07/15/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: saffron dead native

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Citrine address

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Citrine address

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: saffron dead native

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103653)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: cerise spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49105043)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: saffron dead native

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Sick slimy really tough guy

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: saffron dead native

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Vengeful sanctuary

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: saffron dead native

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Citrine address

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103757)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: saffron dead native

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful ceo

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: saffron dead native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: aromatic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible umber pit digit ratio

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: saffron dead native

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: sable selfie

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: saffron dead native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49105042)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz factory reset button

my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2Elisa#49104512)